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Not my Art
I won't say anything els,
you still reading the synopsis? why though, nothing new will appear.
except this.
and this.
and this is last promise.
Why the faq are you still here? I'm bathing get the faq out! *frivolous donkey noises*
Hey
yeah you
wana knew a fun fact? its Pg-13 I promise
Your a** hole can stretch up to 8 inches, raccoons can fit in any holes 4 inches or lower.
you can basically have 2 raccoons in you.
I'm sorry for your damaged iq, please dont
sue me
Real synopsis?
"Wait what am I supposed to do again? Say a summary about my life journey?"
•Yes, now go ah-
"Wait wait, I know you want to write about my life but do I get paid part of it? if so I want 50%."
•No that's no-
"Fine 49%."
•That's not what I-
"What a greedy pig, fine, just because your writing about the greatest person alive I'll only take 48.5%."
•Tha-
♡Darling are you done with the interview, if so hurry up!
"No, not yet. Apparently I'm suppose to summarize my life."
♡Really? Which part, was it when you-
• *Cough* *Cough*
♡Or was it when you wh-
• *Cough* *cough*
"Jesus I didn't know gods can catch Corona."
♡Me neither.
"Its kinda exciting though, before I reincarnated I was the one reading about the magic and cultivation novels. Now I'm the one in the novel, its a pretty cool feeling."
♡Ah I remember that time, heh you really knew how to be shameless. Saying your virginity was priceless. Oh wait was that a spoiler?
• Hah.. Its fine, it's only a mini spoiler
"Anyway let's get a bit serious, 'Dying due to a modern global pandemic, Alec gets a wish to bring over to a new world offered by a light. Due to a deal made by a higher god, his fate is intertwined with another in which they die and live if the other one dies or live. Read the story of Alec and Lily and their adventures in a world that is a mix of Wuxia and fantasy.' was that good?"
•Yep, much better.
"Btw no bullshit harem, and people actually have IQ."
•Why add that?
"Well I personally hate harem and bullshit young masters in novels."
•Oh alright..
"I got to go, my father in
WeebNeet · Fantasy
