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Ok this is pretty bad. The way the world bends its ass over in order for the plot to happen is really irritating. Like Naruto just so happens to find what I can only assume to be Orichimaru's hidden base with a bunch of scrolls full of information, just so happens to cut his hand and have his blood drop onto a container with a seal that opens and contains his fucking birth certificate, just so happens to be able to spy on Kakashi testing academy graduates and see and copy the shadow clone jutsu and Kakashi doesn't notice him, it also just so happens that all the clans in Konoha have been getting all their water from the same well which is contaminated with fucking mercury or something because that's the only fucking reason why NINJA CLANS in a NINJA VILLAGE full of NINJAS would just throw away their SECRET NINJA SCROLLS with their SECRET NINJA TECHNIQUES into a dumpster so that Naruto could learn how to fight and counteract all their techniques. Like who the fuck just throws away scrolls after using them? They are scrolls not fucking bubble gum wrappers just put them back in the library or whatever so someone else from the clan can use it later or something, like does the government throw away their secret research paper and military operations reports into public dumpsters after they read them. NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FUCKING RETARDED AND ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CAN SEE THAT, NEVERMIND LITERAL NINJAS and clan heads and oh yeah Shikaku who is the Nara clan head and is supposed to be smart as hell and even if you say,"oh well it was only the stupid clans that did it", well then why the fuck would the Hokage and Shikaku not know about it and stop them and don't even say they wouldn't know they have the fucking Ambu. In summary, this fanfiction it is a badly written and contrived pile of garbage that I could not even ironically enjoy which is a lot coming from me since I regularly read on this website where 80% of the stuff is only slightly higher quality but I can still enjoy even if only ironically, inspite of their flaws but this shit is nothing but flaws and actually feels like it was written by a 11 year old over the course of a week that he had off from school because his school got lit on fire and three teachers died. Again, that's a lot coming from me when my writing level is that of a 12 YEAR old with cerebral palsy. Also this review doesn't even matter since this is just a reupload of Dark Phoenix of Konoha from fanfiction.net and don't think it's the same author so this guy just stole it and posted it here. And just in case if this is the same author ignore my previous statement but your novel still sucks ass, if it isn't the same author and you just reloaded it without permission then go fuck yourself, and if it isn't the same same author but you uploaded it with permission then unfuck yourself but the novel still sucks. All bases covered. Anyways not worth reading and wasting your limited life on, instead talk with your family, or pick up a hobby, or get a romantic partner, or learn a new language, or inject some liquid crack into your dick and or vagina as all of those things would be a better use of your limited time on Earth and infinitely more pleasurable, fulfilling, and entertaining that reading this garbage ass novel. Yes the irony that I spent my time writing this review instead of doing any of those things and enjoying my life and that makes me even worse than someone that actually read this shit is not lost on me but hey enjoyment and fulfillment is subjective and and people can enjoy stupid shit inspite of its stupidity like if you enjoy reading this burning dumpster fire then good for you and I hope you continue to enjoy it, but I couldn't as all art is subjective, but you enjoying it doesn't make all the contrived bullshit this novel calls a story not suck less or more. 1/5