Konkey_Dong
Lv6
Gorilla lost in the urban jungle. sub wn: Konkey_Dongg, Konk3y_Dong
2018-07-30 JoinedPhilippines
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Konkey_Dong1hCommentedwet willy
"Master, what's a wet banana?"- Konkey_Dong1hCommented"Quota, is it? Can I permanently hire somebody by offering a ticket to go through my gate? Rather, can I set up a company? No, it should be called a sect or a cult by this world's standards. Should I really make one?"
- Konkey_Dong1hCommentedHe looked at his fingernails and found a small hangnail on his pinky finger. He took several deep breaths, preparing his mind.
- Konkey_Dong1hCommented"…!"
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irradiated dresses for sale
Leo nodded as he started to understand how the store worked. Instead of procuring threads from nature, this robot absorbed his radiation and 3D-printed the threads. Then, it would use them to make clothes. - Konkey_Dong1hCommented
Poor cat girl weaver just wants to make Leo happy with those knockers...
The automaton flinched. She turned around and silently sulked in a corner. - Konkey_Dong1hCommented
Don't do it Leo, don't do it!!!
The store's interior space expanded, but it still looked old. Meanwhile, the weaver automaton transformed into a female mannequin, and it wore a modern maid uniform. It even had a frilly cat ear headband and had movable robotic eyebrows. - Konkey_Dong1hCommented
least materialistic freedom Florida man
"I'll wait until I get something worth my time. A mansion, maybe? If possible, my dear ring, I want a penthouse with glass walls, please. Oh, I also need a swimming pool in my yard and a large space to park my Rolls Royce and Bugatti." - Konkey_Dong2hCommented
Wu Buyi losing his marbles at this point
"YES, MASTER! HAHAHAHA!" - Konkey_Dong2hCommented
Statement as old as time, but still stands true
Stupidity doesn't discriminate by age or gender. - Konkey_Dong2hCommented
My man's bordering on athlete level on here
Squats, a full 100. - Konkey_Dong4dCommented
I don't even know who Mark is at this point, is he Mark Strong, is Mark Slant, or is he Mark S. Grant? Or is everyone a unique person?
"Alright, we need to find Brianna and her daughter, they have to tell the truth." Mark Slant stood up from the sofa, looked at Wang Yang with a smile, and said, "Now the most important thing is to maintain your image, not as someone with a mania for violence but as, a superhero!" Everyone in the room laughed, and Wang Yang shrugged self-deprecatingly. Mark Slant came up and patted his shoulder, adding, "Leave all this to us, my boss. You just need to rest up." - Konkey_Dong4dCommented
too much Grant on this one, even Mark Strong became a Grant
In the living room of the hotel room—this was not the motel where Wang Yang stayed before—to avoid the reporters, he had checked into a highly secure upscale hotel. At this moment, Wang Yang and Jessica were sitting on the sofa, while Mark S. Grant and Vincent Grant sat opposite them. - Konkey_Dong8dCommented
Ummmm???? You ok, fictional Natalie Portman???
Natalie said nothing but muttered to herself, Does this guy get into fights often? It seems he was expelled from the University of Southern California for fighting, leading to wrongful accusations. Looked at Wang Yang again, she thought, "What a hothead." Yet, she felt a peculiar yearning as if an inner voice was saying, I wish I could be beaten to a bloody pulp too! - Konkey_Dong10dCommented
Cole, consequences.
"Motherfucker, go die!" Wang Yang bellowed uncontrollably and, before the echo died away, he swung a punch, his clenched fist landing heavily on Cole's cheek. He yelled furiously, "I've wanted to beat you for a long time, you son of a bitch!" - Konkey_Dong10dCommented
give that Cole guy a punch, and destroy his camera
Cole, holding his camera, shrugged and laughed, "I don't care, fine, I'll pray for the little girl, wish her good luck. But what's that got to do with me? I'm just a reporter." Looking at Wang Yang's red eyes and clenched fists, Cole laughed loudly, "What, miraculous Yang, you want to hit me? Oh, please, come on then!" He didn't believe for a moment that this Chinese-American director would throw a punch, these stars always have to consider their public image; of course, if the Chinese-American director really did hit him, it would make for a few great photos, which would be even better. - Konkey_Dong10dCommented
Bro should've shoved the camera as well
This trash! Hearing Cole's words, Wang Yang's anger grew increasingly intense, almost wishing he could punch Cole's head into pieces! With undiminished speed, he secured the little girl with his left hand and forcefully shoved the obstructing Cole with his right, sending Cole stumbling into a trash can on the side of the road. Cole cursed and immediately gave chase again. - Konkey_Dong14dCommented
"Strong Bro said adequate nutrition huh..."
"Four plates of snowflake beef, four plates of dragon, four plates of beef balls..." - Konkey_Dong14dCommented
Chen Sheng: call me Weak Bro
"Just call me Strong Bro." - Konkey_Dong14dCommentedYou think we can't spar? I bet I can knock you down in one round!