A-rank mission

*Excerpt from police report*

After a week we received a report that the person from our previous report has not been seen for over a week. Past investigation has been reopened due to this new result. Will continue monitoring while searching.

*End excerpt*

Well now that the last part of my training is to do my A rank mission I may as well get it over with. Especially since I only have a day to go and do it now.

I get up and stretch from my bed, I also make sure to pet author who was laying off to the side. If you're wondering how I got to my bed,ask yourself how I get anywhere. Teleportation my good man, teleportation!

I abuse the shit out of the flying thunder god technique and shall continue doing so because I've always wanted to teleport. Plus since I'm too lazy to teleport I am going to send a shadow clone to go and find those enemies for my mission.

After eating breakfast my shadow clone disperses and I am flooded with the information of their headquarters, and I can sense all of the formulas I put down. Heheh.

Apparently I put one down right on their leader by the clone going into slow motion. I get the sword out and immediately telport to the leader and stab forward with the sword the Hokage had given me. After that I push off of him and jump towards a group of his underlings. While using the momentum of the slash I spread my arms and legs wide like a flying squirrel, but right when they are about to hit me I teleport behind them.

Before they can notice I slash at ones back and throw a Kunai (from the bunch I had bought) at another. The one I cut was successful but the one I threw the Kunai at switched places with a part of a tree nearby. I take out a few more Kunai and throw them at the rest if the group, and midair I use the shadow technique on them to make hundreds of cloned Kunai.

This one move easily wiped out a quarter of their surprising numbers, over 600 at least. Is the Hokage sure this isn't an S rank mission?

I dash towards someone close by and pick him up before launching him at a wall. While I was busy throwing him someone tried to attack me so I twisted my body, getting a scratch over my torso​. The one who hit me laughs at me evilly, "AHahaha, Our weapons are coated with a paralyzing agent. GET HIM!"

Apparently he's not bluffing, but sorry to disappoint him, I just got a new skill.

[Skill acquired- Basic Poison Resistance]

It isn't doing much right now, but it lets me move a bit. Right before flames, rocks, and some wind converge on me I use Blink step X4 which makes everything approaching me slow down to a trickle. I put some chakra into my legs and leap over the converging elements before I cling to a tree.

After I do that I stop using the Jutsu and watch as the man who poisoned me lost the grin on his face after checking the area where the elements struck. I jump down and slice him from his shoulder to his hip diagonally before I kick him away with my foot into the other Shinobi. I turn around quickly and charge at the ones that are readying more Jutsu to use at me.

I throw more Kunai and make them split up more but they realized what I was doing this time so I didn't get anywhere near as many. Though many of the ones preparing a Jutsu either died or were interrupted.

The fight from here was pretty boring honestly, it was a lot of back and forth like that until I finally killed the last person.

[Host has reached level 51. 27 Stat points Acquired]

[Level 25 gift Acquired]

[Level 50 gift Acquired]

Not bad not bad, I'll deal with that stuff later. For now I need to go and claim my spoils. And probably the bodies. Yeah having proof of my completion would be for the best probably.

I send out shadow clones to go and gather up all the bodies and to find anything worth looting in their base. After sending them all off and having them do their things I just casually looked around at the destruction caused, there's blood coating hundreds of trees, some of it was washed off with some water Jutsu, there's piles of dirt and rocks strewn about that knocked over some trees, a bit of fire that ended up getting put out by water, a few trees with some deep slashes in them from wind. Lighting... well it went kachow then went all over the place.

After looking around I saw all the formula I ended up putting down, easily 500 of them in this small area we fought in. I also noticed all the thousands I put in the leaf village. It's so interesting how I just know where my formula are in the world. As I thought about this many of my clones disappeared, it seems that the body group finished and the group searching for loot is almost done, they wanted to show me something they found though.

I travel using a formula to where they wanted and there were hundreds of people tied up in a room. Seems the Shinobi wanted hostages, I looked around the room and saw that they also had an armory dug in which I go investigate while my clones take the people between here and the leaf.

Inside the armory wasn't anything extremely special, just a bunch of Kunai, shuriken, some swords, explosive tags, and various other common ninja tools. I mean I'll take them though less money I have to spend. After getting all the weapons out I found a crate full of paper bombs actually, over a hundred surprisingly so I take those as well.

I walk back out of the armory and look at the people that were bound, over half of them have been brought to the leaf so far it seems. As I walk around and look at their makeshift base in a cave some more shadow clones disappeared, it seems that they found everything, the leaders room, the quarters for the troops, and the loot room. I decide to go from least exciting to most exciting so I go to the troop quarters.

It was just hundreds of beds with a small container for each to store things in, I found many pictures of families​ which honestly made me feel bad. All these people had those that care about them.

I quickly stopped though when I realized these people went through and killed without thinking about the people's​ families and even kidnapped some. I also found some Ryo here and there, a couple uniforms, nothing amazing so I have some shadow clones bring everything back to the leaf.

I then go to the leaders room and see it is very simplistic, it has a table with a small map on it. The map has the leaf village on it and various places with X's on it with arrows leading towards the village. I don't know ow enough about the world though to know if this means something, but from what I can tell it looks like they're using the villages as staging grounds, or at least that was their plan until I rudely killed them all.

I look around the room for a fee more minutes before packing the map and a few more documents that look important into a bag before putting it into my dimension. It all seemed to be coded so I'll have to let the leaf handle that, I am no master at decoding things.

I then teleported to the loot room, treasury, whatever you want to call it. It was definitely disappointing. I just found more weapons, some food stuff, animals of various types like cows, chickens, a few goats and sheep, and for some reason a couple ostrich. I opened up a door to my dimension and ushered all the animals into it. I then out all the food and weapons I found, and lastly I found a small chest full of money, about 100,000 Ryo!

After I finished up I teleported back to the village and it seems my clones caused a big commotion as there were a lot of people crowding around. "Joseph, what happened?" I look over and see tsunade looking at the people who had been freed by now.

I smile at her, "Well I was sent on an A rank mission. This is proof of my completion. Well I also have the loot from the guys, their bodies, and what I think are military orders. Not sure though since it's coded."

She looks at me and raises an eyebrow, "You went onto an A rank mission on your own?"

I nod to her answer, sometimes it's better to not say to much so I'm gonna take the Telltale option of silence.

She looks at me and sighs, "Alright well the Hokage will be here soon. I gave all these people a check up and sent the ones in danger to the hospital so I'm going to go there now. Orochimaru should be coming with the Hokage too, no clue what Jiraiya is doing though. I'll see you later." She then takes off quickly, probably because she doesn't want me to remember the bet. Too bad for her though is that I am not mentioning it so she lowers her guard, heh. I'm a devious bastard."

I make some clones and have them keep the people back, and while I wait for the Hokage I clear an area of people and make it for the bodies I have. I'll tell the Hokage all the loot I found and give it back if he requests it, but if not I'll keep it all.

Right after I finish getting all the bodies out the Hokage arrives at the scene(A clone disappeared to let me know). I walk up to him and start talking to him, "I finished the list and I finished the mission. I found some of what I think are military documents since they are in code, kidnapped people, and some loot. I have it all with me if you need to look."

He looks at me, then at the pile, then at the people, "there's more?" I nod to answer his question to which he sighs. He then motions to the Anbu close by to, I think, take care of the bodies. "We'll take care of the bodies and the people. We'll be investigating them to see what village they are from, this is likely to be a declaration of war if it turns out bad enough."

I nod, "So do you want the coded messages? Oh yeah, and a map I found?"

He nods, "Bring me to the office and you can give it to me there."

I smile and put my hand on his shoulder and I teleport him along with me to outside his office. I smile as I remember how broken the doors were before. After we walk into the office I close the door and hand over the map and coded messages.

He looks over the map quickly before sighing, "I haven't been able to see the messages yet so I'll send off to have them decoded. This map though doesn't seem to be a good sign though. Thank you Joseph. Now I believe that you said you completed that list? Let us go to the training area." I nod and grab his shoulder after he sends the documents off to the intelligence group.

After we get to the field I show him first my shadow clone Jutsu and how all I need to do is think about it, which shocked him immensely. "I put that there because I wanted you to fail that, I wanted an excuse to train you harder. It's also why I gave you an almost S rank mission. Shows what I know though." I look at him and open my eyes in shock, if he wanted to train me harder then just do it! Don't be so roundabout. Whatever I'm stronger for it.

After that I send the clones out to do various things, escape from chains, walk on water, use scrolls. While they did that I showed him that I can climb a cliff with just a single arm.

He shakes his head, "You're a monster, but a deal is a deal. You can now be considered a Jounin. Though that doesn't mean you are one since you haven't taken the Chuunin exams yet so you technically aren't a Shinobi, even though you can take on, most likely, a Rank S mission alone. God you terrify me. Now you are at least in the running to be Hokage, and considering Jiraiya told me that he isn't fit for it he is out of the running as I can't force him. So it's down to you and Tsunade, though she hasn't said anything about it." He walks away while rubbing his temples, clearly he was overwhelmed and trying to process things.

Well I am going to go sleep now. My shadow clones have been building up my exhaustion for awhile now.