Namu Amida Butsu

I am William Parker, you can call me Will. I was a British law-abiding citizen of the upper class. Yes was since all changed now. But don't fret I'm coming there. I was born with a golden spoon and all was easy for me. All in all, I was satisfied with my life to a detail: I was never a really calm person. Despite many doctors assuring my parents that I didn't have ADHD, we had some doubts.

Anyway it didn't affect my life so much. With everything given to me I grew bored. I would have given in drugs and the like if it wasn't for my mother being always on my back. I was their only son after all. So I did the only things I could to quell my boredom. Cartoons, movies, novels, games, animes, series, mangas/manhuas/manhwas, light/web novels, fanfics in that order. With my hyperactivity, I never particularly lasted on any of them.

At 20, I lost my parents in a gang fight in Brazil according to the authorities. I was devastated but I managed to gather myself and overcome this loss. As I was still filthy rich, I continued my self destructing tendencies of drowning myself in pop culture products and derivations. Till my 25th birthday when I died from a heart attack. Bad nourishment probably.

So now here am I in a fantasy garden waiting.

???: So now that you finished your reminiscing, could we get on business?

I won't lie I was surprised by the sudden sound but the heavenly voice that made it helped. In front of me was a loli with purple hair and a divine face.

William: Hello little girl. Are you lost? Where are your parents? Did you dye your hair? What's your name? How...

???: Calm down. I'm not a little girl. We will say that I'm God. Call me as such. And I'm here to grant you one un-lifetime opportunity.

William: I see. So you're a ROB. Okay, I'll call you ROB-chan. Do I have limit on my wishes? Otherwise I want to become the most powerful being in existence. I want you to become my daughter. With an adoptive daughter, it's not incest, is it?

ROB-chan: Don't call me like that and there's a limit to your wishes. I'll only grant wishes I like. So you can start guessing.

William: ROB-chan is such a great name. I won't change it. Anyway I want the three O.

ROB-chan: No.

William: One of the three O.

ROB-chan: No.

William: An omnipotent system with unlimited system currency.

ROB-chan: No.

William: Unlimited wishes.

ROB-chan: No.

William: Unrestricted wishes.

ROB-chan: No.

William: The Genie of Aladdin without the 3 wishes restrictions.

ROB-chan: No.

William: ROB-chan come on. At this pace we will be here for an eternity.

ROB-chan: Indeed. I will just give you the perks I want. So you will be reborn in the Noblesse world as Cadis Etrema Di Raizel. He is one of my preferred characters. To not let you die the same way as the original one I will give you an unlimited supply of Fountain of Youth from the Nanatsu no Taizai world.

William: I know you loved your daddy, ROB-chan.

ROB-chan: Anyway,... the different worlds of animes, cartoons, games all exist and you can travel to each of them. The worlds with the same level of strength according to me are close to each other. Hence, the Noblesse world is close to the Nanatsu no Taizai world and you just have to go out of your solar system to get there.

William: Cool. Don't worry, I'll come find you and we will live happily forever. If it's all you can send me.

ROB-chan: Yes, it's all. But before you go I'll have you learn what is calm, ethics and respect.

William: What?

She raised her hand and in a show of light a cube with a pixelated face.

ROB-chan: You'll stay here in my garden with this AI till you reach an acceptable level. Also you won't lose your memories, it won't be fun otherwise. Bye.

William: Fuck. @&"'##8d66d***é"*#

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It's been 1358256 years since I was left here in an introspection of myself with my dear teacher. Now that I look back at what I was a million year ago, I can't help but be thankful to God for not outrightly killing me.

God: It seems, you've learned well.

William: Indeed, honorable lady. I'm eternally grateful to you as as my teacher for showing me the way of life. It was hell at the beginning but I learned to appreciate the little things like the wind blowing as the years passed.

God: Good. Have a good travel.