06: The Dark Panda by chachingmel123 (Kung Fu Panda)

Fic Type: Oc

I usually wouldn't read any stories from this fandom but this was really good. Guy reincarnates as a Panda in the panda village. This is pre-canon by the way. The mc is evil and wants to become immortal. He leaves the village and becomes really op. He defeats oogway , leaves China and establishes his own empire. The fic reaches till where the canon starts.

It starts of edgy but becomes really good from the second chapter.

I will be thus posting two chapters.

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The Dark Panda (Haitus)

By: chachingmel123

The world before the original Furious Five even existed was a very mysterious place. The newly formed Panda Village gave birth to a new born. The only problem is...he acts nothing like a Panda. The child can't stand the lazy life style of the village and dreams to bring the world to its knees.

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Crime - OC - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,555 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 166 - Updated: Aug 21, 2018 - Published: Sep 7, 2017 - id: 12643652

link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12643652/1/The-Dark-Panda-Haitus

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Edit: 8/09/2017

Edit: 6/12/2018

I do not own Kung Fu Panda.

Enjoy!

There is such a thing as being too helpful.

A child is naturally selfish the moment they are born, so it's up to the parents or guardians to teach them what being helpful means.

Very few parents tell their children how dark human nature can be. As a result, the child can either find out on their own or stay blissful ignorant even in their adult years.

Unfortunately, Pearce Edwyn was never exposed to such a thing until he was at death door.

It started with an encounter with an old classmate of his, he never talked to her, but she had come to him suddenly one day, asking for money with tears in her eyes.

Women are terrifying that way, primarily when they use the world perception of them to their advantage.

So, having always been taught that a man should take care of a woman, he gave her some money out of the kindness of his own heart, expecting her to settle some bill's and that would be it.

But she came back.

This time it was some excuse of her mother being, but she couldn't pay the expenses.

Again, out of the kindness of his own heart, he gave her the money to help, little did he know that it would set him on a cold and narrow path.

She kept on coming to him for money, and he kept on giving, it got to the point that he was struggling to pay his bills so for the first time in his life, he borrowed money, but she took that money as well.

His parents never taught him how to say no to a woman.

Realising he couldn't pay, the debt collectors came and repossessed his house leaving him homeless, but like a fool, he was confident that he would get back on his feet, that he would strike another deal that will allow him to get all his assets back.

And that's when he saw her — his old classmate who got him into the mess in the first place.

What was even more shocking was that she was kissing the man, who took everything away from him, he heard them laughing about what they had done to him.

She called him a fool and used the money she scammed from him to buy clothes and jewellery, everything she said was a lie, she had no problem, in her life, in fact, she was well off herself, making million from scamming men who were too kind for their good.

In that span of ten minutes, he had was exposed to a much darker side of Humanity, and he was jealous.

How can such people exist and be living the high life, instead of going to jail?

He worked at an ordinary office job following the law, bowing his head down to those of higher authority and what did he get in return?

Nothing.

Why did the grass look so much greener from where they were standing despite both of them being terrible people?

Had his parents lied to him about life?

And as he pondered this, he was unfortunately spotted.

Before he knew what was happening a gun went off, and his vision went black.

When he came to, he had to stare at a cartoonish looking Panda that was singing to him in an unknown language, which he later recognised as Chinese.

His limb functions were gone, and he could only speak in gibberish, the next thing he knew, the cartoonish looking panda was poking her chest into his face, and he was overcome with the sudden urge to suck who knows what.

So, without feeling shame, he sucked from a cartoonish panda bear, milk entered his body.

He later found it, that he had died and became a cartoonish looking, little panda bear as well.

He had been named Yi Jing, the son of Tian Hai and Sun Na, everybody pretty much looked the same, being a child, he wore a brown vest and grey pants.

The village he was in, was called Panda Village, it had only been active for 30 years ago, so the structures built to call itself a village was still fresh and had yet to sub come to the passage of time.

And as he learnt the world language, he realised how boring his new life was.

If he wasn't rolling, he was stuffed with dumpling's, and cartoonish pandas were jigging their fat in front of everybody face's and having dumbing eating contests with their mouth's fully exposed, every day.

Was he going to die from being overweight?

Was this, his purpose for a new life?

Surely there was a reason why he had been reborn into this world, then dying of a heart attack.

Determined to keep fit, he ran around the village every day and did press up and Sit-up's, essential exercise, despite the look's he got from the village Panda's and his own parent's, who couldn't understand why he didn't want to be fat and lazy like them, he was determined not to die at a young age from obesity.

At night he dreamed of the world beyond the village.

What was the world like and was everybody a Panda?

Was this a Panda-based world?

Year's flow by and became 14, the village had its first ever outside visit — an injured turtle named, Oogway.

"Oh my god!" One Panda said, as the turtle collapsed and blood flowed out of his shell.

"Somebody call the Elders for some immediate healing!" Another panda said as Yi looked at the chaos below with interest.

He slowly crept down the stairs as a group of Panda's carried the injured turtle inside the village, a bunch of old looking Panda's came out, Yi made sure to keep a respectful distance away from them as they gathered.

He then blinked as the Elder Panda's performed some weird hand movement, and their palms began to glow, a steady stream of glowing light gently beamed out of their palms and towards the heavily injured turtle and before his very eyes, the injured Turtle began to heal and regain consciousness, looking just as shocked as he was by the scene.

It was then that Yi realised, somebody was drawing this scene not that far away from him, telling him just how unique this scene was.

In no time at all, the Turtle was cured and gave his thanks to the Panda's, Yi had so many questions, but knew not to voice them out right now, so he voiced them out the following day, visiting one of the Elder's homes.

"What we used was Chi" Elder Ozawa said.

"Chi?" Yi said, "As in spirit energy?" amazed that Chi had a physical form, he was no stranger to Chinese martial arts mumble jumbo.

"Using our chi, we can heal anything and become one with nature. The greater our control, the great our power will be" The Elder Ozawa said.

"Can you teach it to me?" Yi said it sounded cool.

"No," the Elder Panda said, making him frown. "Although your physique is great, you are much too young to learn it."

"Oh, come on," Yi said, "Do you think anybody else here has the patient's to learn the Art, amongst the current generation?"

And the Elder saw that what he said was true, who in the village except this young Panda would be willing to learn Chi? It would make sense that he passed it on, to prevent if for from dying with them.

But still.

He couldn't help but feel that if he taught Chi to this person, it would lead to tragedy.

"My decision still stands, Yi." The Elder said, should he be worried that the youth did not get angry but instead replied in a calm voice.

"Fine" Yi said, getting up and walking to the door before saying. "But I want you to remember, that you had your chance to pass the knowledge of Chi to a Panda and you didn't. I hope the Panda's won't one day need it." before walking out.

Yi had long since stopped trying to be a good person; it was getting him nowhere so, it was time to do something terrible.

Just because this Elder wouldn't teach him, didn't mean the others wouldn't, it was amazing what a little bit of alcohol could do to a person.

He approached Elder Hirai, and the Panda sang like a bird.

With alcohol in his system blinding the Panda to any sense of danger, the Panda showed him how to do it, of course, Yu couldn't do it right off the bat, but with the information, he got from the Panda he had more than enough pointers to know what to work on and fix.

He left that night knowing the Panda wouldn't remember anything the following morning.

He also got information about the world around the village from the Panda; he found out that he was apparently in China of all place that housed this world's version of Dojo's, Temples, where people train to get stronger and perform impossible feats with different techniques.

The message was clear.

In their world, only the strong and cruel rule.

Just like the world, he came from.

But in this life, he would be on ther other side.

Yi refused to be reduced to a pitiful state and be taken advantage of again; he refused to wait for a knight and shining armour to make all his problem's go away.

So, he practised the technique in secret.

And soon the Turtle left which came as a relief to him.

Something about that guy unsettled him; maybe it was because of that 'I've achieved the ultimate enlightenment' vibe, that he could feel from steps away, so he avoided the Turtle like the plague, the Turtle would only cause problems for him later on if he knew, he existed.

Who wouldn't forget the only skinny Panda on the planet?

He also made sure that the Turtle never saw his face or back, before beginning his training.

In his little room, he had privacy, but he didn't need a security alarm, the weight of a Panda was all he needed to hear, to alert him of somebody approaching his door.

It took him a whole week to channel his Chi and emit it; the Elder Panda's would be shocked if they discovered how fast he mastered the technique, although it was hard taking a plant, without looking suspicious.

It turned out the Panda Elders were indeed very old, a week later they all started dropping off like flies, within two months the last Elder Panda died, seemly taking the secret of Chi with them, nobody knew that Yi had become a Chi user.

With the Chi healing technique under his belt, he wasn't satisfied.

He knew he could do much more with his Chi; he knew he could put his body to work and obtain the ultimate strength.

He needed to find a Temple to learn more techniques and become stronger, so strong that he could rule the world, crushing everybody in his path.

But even he knew that learning the world's techniques was impossible for somebody of his lifespan, he would be dead before he got through half of it.

That meant he had to achieve Immortality.

Something that was thought to be impossible can be possible in this world, all he had to do was find the right scroll and see if there was a penalty for it.

Chi was life energy so if he used it carelessly, he had a very high chance of dying, he had to obtain more control over it, and that means leaving the Village.

"Father, Mother. I'm leaving this Village." He suddenly said, one day at dinner.

He had waited a good five years after the last Elders died and now he felt like he had reached the age of adulthood.

"What?" His father said, did he hear wrong?

"Mother, father," Yi said. "There is nothing here for me. I'm not like the other Pandas. I don't want to eat and sleep all day till the day I die. I want to see the world."

"But the world is a dangerous place, son." His mother said, "There is a lot of dangers out there. What about if you get hurt? Stay in the village where it's safe."

"Mother, I am not a child anymore," Yi said, surprising both of them. "I am a fully-grown man who doesn't even know if there are other Panda Villages out there. I don't even know who is out there. My whole life has been behind these protective walls. My fellow Panda's may be fine with it, but I am not. I am leaving, wither you give me your blessing or not. I will not stay trapped here because I was told to do."

"…." Both his parents looked pretty shocked at his declaration, but when they thought about it, they always knew their child was extraordinary, the fact he wasn't fat and lazy like the rest of them was proof enough, but very few Pandas ever ventured out of the village.

"Alright," His father said, surprising both of them.

"Dear!" His mother said.

"Let face it," His father said, "In our heart's we both know that he would leave us someday. He isn't a child anymore but a man who can make his own decisions. Let him explore the world."

"...fine," His mother said, before turning to him and saying."But if you get hurt, come back immediately."

"Yes, Father," Yi said.

The next morning, Yi stood at the barrier separating the village from the outside world, he wore winter clothes and carried an old Japanese styled carrier bag containing all his supplies and clothes.

He gave both his parents a goodbye hug.

"Bye, son," His father said.

"Bye, father," He said, hugging him before hugging his Mother. "Bye mother,"

His mother was tearing up as he turned around and took his first step outside the village, behind him, his parents waved goodbye, and when he was out of hearing range, his mother leaned and said.

"So how long do you think, he'll last?"

"I'll give him a week, top's," His father said.

Neither of them realised this would be the last time they saw their son.

And scene!

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Ch 02

Author note: This story has become so popular so fast that I had to continue this.

I do not own Kung Fu Panda.

Enjoy!

Yi was sick and tired of seeing Bamboo.

After entering the Bamboo forest, he spent several day's trying to get out, despite the positives of being in a forest like this one, he saw the seeing endless amount of potential food, in the form of a plant, run passed him.

Using his knife, he would climb to the very top of the bamboo and cut the top off for food, only somebody who wanted their presences to be known would cut from the bottom, so carelessly.

Another good thing about staying in the Bamboo forest was, it provided him with a new form of training, after all, how many panda bears or other animals, can boost that they could stand on top of a single blade of bamboo and not have it buckle under their weight?

He was just sick and tired of Bamboo soup every day, he had long since eaten the dumpling's his mother had packed for him and he had entertained the idea of going back.

But this was the price he paid for freedom.

With freedom came his desire to finally eat meat, for some reason all the Village Panda's ever ate was dumpling's or noodles, as a result, he had been forced to be a Vegetarian.

Well, no more.

He would brutally slaughter a cartoonish Turkey if he had to, just to taste meat again.

Well, he was in luck, after five days of entering the forest, he came across a group of pig's who were out camping.

Maybe a family?

Was it wrong, that he could imagine slowly cooking each and every one of them over a spit of fire?

Nah.

It was survival of the fittest out here, for him to survive, naturally something had to die.

Meaning Pig's.

Besides, Pigs were eaten in the million's every day, back in his original world, so what if they could talk and beg for help?

Their flesh was still delicious.

So, he formed a plan and waited until the night invaded the sky.

When he was sure all of the pigs had fallen asleep and wouldn't wake up until the sun was up, he got out his knife that he had used to cut bamboo with, that thankfully hadn't become stale yet.

Such a sharp knife.

And slit each and every one of their throat's while they slept, by the end of the hour, he was using their own fire to roast their head's, not caring that he had committed some kind of taboo in the world he was in.

The natural saltiness of a Pig's head was welcoming in his mouth, if anybody came across the scene of a slim panda eating a decapitated Pigs head with headless bodies not that far from him, they would run away screaming.

Once he had eaten a small part of one of the head's, he chopped the bodies up and stored them in a jar that was once used to house dumplings and as a result, it was absolutely massive.

The meat he gathered should be enough for several weeks, he even added several spices to preserve it.

After that, it didn't take long for him to come out of the forest and once he was at the edge, he opened up the map, that had been given to him thanks to a drunk Panda.

His destination?

Padoda Temple, where Grand Master Deer was.

Ch 2: Grand Master Deer.

It took him three months just to get to the mountain.

It took him several day's just to reach the peak, he couldn't understand why cars hadn't been invented yet or at least a lift to make the track easier, even being fiscally fit was tasking on his body.

But there was a bright side to all of this.

The mountain had its own lake, he had long since eaten the meat he had obtained and for fear of blood being smelled on him by another animal, he entered the river and scrubbed himself with soap, washing his clothes as well.

He was lucky, that he had other clothes to wear while he waited for the wet one's to dry.

Once they were dry and he took a sniff, he was sure the scent of the soap had purified any scent of blood on them and wore them.

Once he had gotten to the top, he couldn't help but feel disappointed when he saw the giant stone wall in front of him, blocking his way in seeing the Temple.

He walked around the wall, looking for even the smallest of cracks to wiggle through.

But there was none.

Should he attempt to climb over the wall?

"I hope you're not thinking of climbing over my wall" Said a voice that came from behind him, almost giving him a heart attack.

Yi turned around, to find a cartoonish looking Deer standing on its hind legs, a bunch of flowing hair brushed to one side of the Deer's head and he was dressed like he had just come out of the stone age.

Meaning, only his neck and bits were covered in green fabric.

If the Deer didn't extrude a powerful aura, he would have classed the Deer as mental.

Was this...

"Grand Master Deer" He said, showing some respect, he know fully well that he could die, if he offended this person.

A Deer's Hove's were the most dangerous part about them.

He would die if he got kicked at his current strength.

"Oh, so you know who I am" The Deer said, honestly surprised before saying/ "And who might you be?"

Yi took off his straw hat and said. "My name is Yi Jing and I have left my village in hopes, of learning Kung Fu from you"

"A Panda?" Grand Master Deer said, honestly surprised to see one that actually wants to learn Kung Fu. Well, that's not something you come across every day. "Hmm..."

And before Yi could even blink, the Deer was suddenly in front of him and inspecting his right paw, before picking him up by his right foot and poking it, than the Deer placed him the right side up, only to force his mouth to open wide before tapping his stomach.

"I don't usually take students that are Panda's" Grand Master Deer said, "Under normal circumstance I would have turned you away, but your physic is unique from normal Panda's. What training have you done in the past, to have the body of potential fighter."

He never thought he would be saying that to Panda, who was best known for their obsession with food and laziness.

Yi decided not to tell him everything.

"Well, Grand Master Deer, sir" Yi said, "I ran around my village since the moment I could run and I have been preforming basic exercise which resulted in my much slimmer than average body, for Panda. The other Panda's helped me with muscle training"

It was hell, having several Panda's who weighed the danger level on a human being, sitting on him as weights for him.

"And what made you decide to do it?" Grand Master Deer said.

"Why not?" Yi said "Just because somebody is Panda doesn't mean they can't learn Kung Fu" and his answer seemed to be the right one, because the Deer suddenly smiled and said.

"Follow me inside, young one" Grand Master Deer said, walking passed him and the stone wall that had eluded him for so long suddenly parted, making his jaw drop.

His eyes than rested on a Temple, that looked just like what you would expect from a movie about Martial arts, unfortunately the distance was a tough journey to cross because of the step's leading upwards.

The only difference was, this place was clearly lively and not trying to look lively like the countless movie's fail to do.

Martial arts, was clearly thriving here unlike his original world.

Yi climbed up the step's, thinking how hard it would be if he was fatter, there was about sixty steps before they finally reached the top and came face to face with the doors of Padoda Temple, the door had a Deer mediating on it.

The moment the doors came open, Yi felt an incredibly feeling rush through him.

Wait.

Chi!?

After tempering with his Chi, he know what Chi felt like and there was defiantly Chi secretly hidden in the air.

Just where did the Chi come from?

Yi didn't show his thoughts on his face as they walked into the Temple, the marble floor almost made him slip, seeing this, Grand Master Deer said.

"The waxed floor takes some time getting used to" he said while looking like he was walking on concrete ground, causing a little annoyance to Yi who was trying his hardest to stay on his feet and not embarrass himself by slipping and sliding all over the floor.

He took a look around as he struggled to walk forward, columns with Deer carving's engraved on them were everywhere, in the middle of the room was a giant space, where sunlight came in and shelves full of scrolls were kept.

Yi eyes lit up at the sight of the scroll's, wondering what kind of amazing techniques were written on them.

"All of my students are outside practicing, so they should be coming in soon for a break. Let me show to your room" Grand Master Deer said, walking down one of the many corridor's and Yi followed after him, little bit high on Chi and the more they walked, the more Chi he could feel in the air.

Soon it got so much that he just had to breath in and out, it was obvious to him that Grand Master Deer didn't expect him to be sensitive enough to notice the Chi in the air, at best he would say the Temple had a magically feeling to it.

They approached a door that was by far the best-looking door, he had ever seen, it was breaming with Chi and Yi had to say. "You don't mind me asking but what is behind this door?"

"Oh, that door" Grand Master Deer said, he didn't find the question strange because the Panda was young and naturally young people were attracted to shiny thing's, plus the door had to have Chi flowing through it, for it to be opened. "Behind this door, is my personal technique library. I'm also a creator of Techniques and often write them down in a scroll and put them in their"

He wanted his legacy to continue even long after he was gone.

The thin Panda gave him a look of awe.

"There are also several powerful artifice's behind this door, that I've collected in my time as a Master" Grand Master Deer said.

"Wait, aren't you worried about a break in?" Yi said, he just to voice it out. "After all, what's on the other side is so valuable"

In which Grand Master Deer replied."Even if somebody know what was on the other side, they wouldn't be able to get in"

"Why?" Yi said.

"Only a person who can wield Chi can unlock this door" Grand Master Deer said. "And currently there are only three Master skillful enough in Chi to be able to open this door, in all of China. Don't be surprised if I don't teach you or any of my other student's, it's a very hard thing to do and getting it wrong can mess up your Chi network."

"What's a Chi network?" Yi said, making Grand Master Deer smile.

"You will learn about that in the coming day's" Grand Master Deer said, "Now, let's continue onto your bedroom" walking down the path, Yi took one look at the door before peeling his eyes away from it.

They soon came to a wooden door and Grand Master Deer opened it, revealing a room that put his old run-down room to shame, it was much more cleaner and there was even a mattress, wardrobe and desk.

There was another door inside the room for the bathroom.

A far cry from his room which was showing its age and several thing's had been left over, from the room's previous owner, like underwear and a creepy grass doll, for some reason.

"This will be your room" Grand Master Deer said, smiling at the slim Panda's look of awe as Yi came in. "Well... get settled in, I'll come for you when Dinner is ready. We're having Sushi tonight. I'm sure you can familiarize yourself with the other students at dinner time"

"Thank you, Grand Master Deer" Yi said, showing extreme respect, the Deer just waved it off as he walked out and slowly closed the door behind him.

"What a weird Panda" He said, walking away.

He had no idea that, that Panda would be the one to take his head in the near future.

And scene!

Next chapter, Yi finds out that he's one of one hundred disciples and start's his training by getting his ass whooped. Review/fav and follow!