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MULTIVERSEL CAFE

A man given Given a chance of a lifetime to be able to be reincarnated with 3 wishes chooses to open a cafe and live a nice and happy life while travelling ,trolling and meeting his favourite characters instead of becoming a crazy battle maniac. if you recognise it,it doesn't belong to me including the cover pic

draculemorningstar · Anime & Comics
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62 Chs

THE DOCTOR

PREVIOUSLY ON WWE...EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE

CONGRATULATIONS FRIEZA YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE HOST OF THE MY LITTLE PONY SYSTEM!!

Though your powers have been sealed fear not you can regain and even surpass them by doing exactly what a good little pony should!! spreading love and happiness through the power of friendship!!

after that the white and gold pony can be heard making the most anguished sound a pony has ever made.

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CAFE

Dracule can be seen entering the cafe and relaxing on his seat behind the bar. and then proceeding to laugh when he remembers pony frieza's last expression "ahh man that was relaxing,I should really do that more.meh maybe ill make it a monthly or weekly tradition",when the door opens and a man wearing a fez ,bowtie and coat walks in warily with a slightly confused and intrigued face as he scans the cafe,his gaze landing on dracule.

The doctor:"why hello there,may I inquire as to what this place is? and as to how its entrance is floating in my tardis?."

dracule:"why hello there to you to ∂³Σx²"(A/N This is what was revealed to be the doctors true name in gallafreyan although how it's pronounced is not announced and according to the producers never will be)

immeadilty The doctor becomes serious brandishing his sonic screwdriver as if it was some sort of weapon :"how do you know that name"

in response dracule...well you know what he did,he slapped him in the face with a information packet..............

.......The doctor:"That..that...THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!." saying that the doctor starts to run around the cafe scanning everything and anything with his sonic screwdriver while asking various questions a mile a minute most of which dracule couldn't even understand let alone awnser.

15 MIN'S LATER

"...so what I'm saying is such things have to be able to be explained using science,oh I cant wait to to experiment on these products to find out there secrets."

completely disregarding and forgetting the 15 min mini-lecture on science that most academics would give their left lung for dracule immeadilty zero's onto the last sentence the doctor says.

Dracule:"oh so you're interested in figuring out how those products work?"

Doctor:"ofcourse!! who wouldn't be!."

dracule:"well then how about I offer you the same deal I offered some of my other customers ,if you can figure out how one of my product works I'll make you a customized product,something like the greatest fez and bowtie combo or the tastiest custard and fish fingers in existence."

The Doctor:"I ACCEPT!"

Dracule:"now then what would you like"

The doctor:"I'll take everything ,oh and I want a SUPERPOWER,ooooh I so want the force!"

after buying everything and saying his goodbyes to dracule the doctor was about to leave when he saw kurama come down stairs.

kurama:"oii boss feed me something already"

The Doctor:"...A SENTIENT BEING MADE OF PURE ENERGY!!"

after that...well let's just say for the next 45 min's one could see the doctor begging ,trying to bribe kurama and then ultimately trying to chase him around the cafe so he could get a scan or a sample of him.

AUTHORS NOTE

TUNE IN NEXT TIME AS THE CAFE GET'S IT'S FIRST LOLI CUSTOMER