Me And My Big Mouth!

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{An: "Any chess players interested in challenging me can add me as a friend on chess.com. My username is halimaziz, and my pp is a bunch of apples. My number thingy is around 7-800. I'm not always active, but if you see me online and are interested in playing a match, feel free to challenge me."}

After Sasuke left to return to his own world, Anos just stood in the alleyway for several minutes as he thought to himself.

Anos: 'I was hoping that getting a subordinate would make things a little more interesting. I'm terribly disappointed that nothings changed.'

Anos sighed before leaving the alleyway. As he noticed a drone that was watching him. He shrugged his shoulders before continuing his walk as he muttered.

Anos: "Should I go see if Magnus Carlson is up for another match?"

But just as he had the thought, Natasha approached him and stopped in front of Anos only for him to walk through her phasing through her body as if he was a ghost causing her to shudder and jump away from him in shock!

Natasha: "Anos Vdigoad! What did you do?! And how did you do it?!"

Natasha wouldn't admit it, but Anos was an anomaly she wished she didnt have to be around. His lack of humanity is something that she didn't like. After all, he did torture an entire planet and curse them with immortality all because he was bored. And then it's also because whenever he was around her instincts as an assassin would scream danger and tell her to go as far away from the 'Demon' as humanly possible.

Anos: "(Sigh), here I'd thought you humans might be different. But in the end your just like everyone else."

Natasha blinked confusedly as pondered over the words she just heard. However, she couldn't even try to understand what he meant as she saw Anos turn to her and spoke.

Anos: "I'm surprised you have time to even be here? I thought you were watching over your director?"

Anos spoke to her in such a bored tone that it gave her goosebumps.

Natasha: 'What's up with his expression? And the sudden change in personality?'

As a trained assassin, one of the many things she had to learn was the ability to read people's emotions based on their facial expressions. This usually helped her understand her targets better. And as she looked at Anos, she frowned as his expression was one of boredom alongside disappointment and what seemed to be sadness.

Anos looked at her in curiosity. Afterall, he wanted to see how would she react to him showing how he truly felt. His expression was one of genuine boredom, disappointment, sadness and curiosity. His curiosity was mostly at what would Natasha's question or answer be to what he just showed her. After all, he was so strong that all consequences mean absolutely nothing to him. And that's not all, he still remembers how everyone whom he's ever met always looked at him for his power and status rather than himself. The only person who doesn't care about any of those is Lucifer. But Anos knows that even Lucifer sometimes becomes like everyone else. Only his title and power are what makes him who he is in front of everyone he has ever met.

Natasha decided to not ask Anos about what he just showed her. After all, she feels like she has an inkling as to why he had such an expression, but she doesn't wish to talk about it. She will discuss this with the director later. For now, she decided to just answer his question.

Natasha: "He is in stable condition, and all his paperwork has been arranged. Until he wakes up from the stress induced coma, Hawkeye and myself will take turns watching over the director."

Anos hummed as he nodded his head before walking away in search of anything to aid in clearing his boredom. Natasha looked at the retreating figure of Anos as she struggled between asking him who was the young man he was talking to, and simply walking away. In the end with a reluctant sigh, she sped up her pace as she once more stood in front of Anos and he once more phased right through her causing her to shudder and get goosebumps once again as she cursed Anos in her mind before giving up trying to stop him and just outright asking him.

Natasha: "Who was the young man in the black coat that you were talking to earlier?"

Anos: "You expect me to answer that?"

Natasha: "It's not like he's of any importance or danger to you. But to us, he is an unknown person who could be a danger to the innocent people living here."

Anos thought about it for a bit before nodding his head. He turned and looked directly in her eyes as he spoke.

Anos: "An otherworldly ninja with the ability to travel to different worlds."

Natasha looked at Anos blankly as she spoke.

Natasha: "Excuse me sir, but listening in on another person talking is a breach of privacy."

Anos raised an eyebrow in amusement as he replied to her statement.

Anos: "Hrrm, then I must be going crazy because it seems like your agency is breaching my privacy by following me everywhere I go."

Natasha: "That's a different story. We aren't sure if you are a Malevolent being or not. Besides, if you truly want a good source of privacy, then today's sponsor Nord VPN is the best option f-"

Suddenly everything glitches before reality cracked and disintegrated into nothingness leaving Anos in an empty void for several seconds before he was brought back to where he was originally.

{AN: "Woops, wrong website to talk about sponsorships. Gomen, I fix that}

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Natasha: "That's a different story. We aren't sure if you are a Malevolent being or not... Anos? Everything alright?"

Anos: "Ah yeah, just saw something dumb."

Natasha: "I see. Ahem! As I said my reasons, you should be able to understand why monitoring you is necessary."

Anos: "And what of everyone else? I know you keep tabs on alot of people, expecially those news reporters. They will sometimes go to extreme legths to reveal peoples privacy just so their company can get more people to read their newspapers."

Natasha just sighed as she couldn't exactly deny what Anos just said. She came out of her thoughts as she suddenly realised that Anos was walking away from her. She ended up walking next to him as she asked.

Natasha: "Where are you going?"

Anos: "To hunt for entertainment."

Natasha raised an eyebrow as she heard the word 'hunt', but ignored it as she asked.

Natasha: "And where will you go to "Hunt" for entertainment?"

Anos: "In the direction of entertainment."

The first thought that came to mind for Natasha when she heard Anos's reply was.

Natasha: 'He's messing with me!'

To which Anos replied calmly.

Anos: "Incorrect. I am genuinely on the hunt for entertainment."

Natasha took a deep breath as she massaged her temples feeling a little stressed at the current situation as she asked Anos.

Natasha: "And which way is the direction of entertainment?"

Anos paused in his steps alongside Natasha as he gazed into her eyes with extreme seriousness that lasted several seconds causing Natasha to get slightly uncomfortable as he finally replied with a tone of absolute confidence.

Anos: "I... Don't know."

Anos's words caused Natasha to comically fall to the ground before immediately getting up as she screamed.

Natasha: "What do you mean you don't know?!"

Anos: 'Oh? She snapped?'

Anos: "I genuinely don't know where I'm going."

Natasha: "I thought you were 'hunting' for entertainment?"

Anos nodded his head as he replied.

Anos: "I am indeed hunting for entertainment."

Natasha: "Then where are you headed?!

Anos: "In the direction of entertainment."

Natasha started scratching her head fiercely in frustration. As she even screamed.

Natashs: "Aghhhh!!!"

Anos spoke up with his normal voice, but one could feel the joy in even his casual speaking.

Anos: "Are you alright?"

Natasha: "Do I look like I'm fine to you?!"

Anos nodded his head sagely as he replied.

Anos: "Yes."

It took every ounce of will power Natasha had to not strangle Anos right here and now. So she decided to just insult him.

Natasha: "Ughh. I really, really, hate you right now you know that?"

Anos: "Oh? You're not acting?"

Natasha: "Deep breaths Natasha, deep breaths. Don't let him make a mockery out of you."

Anos shrugged his shoulders as he continued with his walk as Natasha called out to him once more.

Natasha: "Where are you going?!"

Anos: "To hunt for entertainment."

Natsha groaned in frustration as she asked.

Natasha: "Do you even know where is this entertainment your looking for?!"

Anos nodded his head as he replied.

Anos: "In the direction of Entertainment."

Natasha: "Aghhh!!! Do you even know where is the direction of this 'entertainment'?! And I swear to god if you dare say you don't know ill kill you to shut you up."

Anos: "I do not know where it is."

Natasha: "Anos, I swear that meeting you today was the worst mistake of my life."

Anos: "You look like someone whose made worst mistakes than getting annoyed by someone."

Natasha got angry as she pointed a finger to Anos and spoke.

Natasha: "Are you saying you've never made a mistake in your life?!"

Anos shook is head as he replied.

Anos: "Talking to you has come to be the biggest mistake of my life."

Natasha froze at what he just said. She never expected him to actually say something like that. She proceeded to immediately snap at Anos.

Natasha: "What you say?!"

Anos: "That entertaining you has been the greatest mistake of my life."

Anos then walked away from Natasha as he waved to her goodbye. And by the time Natasha came back to her senses, her face had turned red from anger as she cursed him. Once she had calmed down, she suddenly realised how suspicious it was that no one seemed to notice them even when she was yelling at Anos alot. She then paid carefull attention to her surroundings, and she realised she had some sort of barrier surrounding her body. As she wondered what was going on, a part of the barrier turned into words for her to read.

Natasha: "Ps: The barrier silenced your voice and your action's. As funny as it would have been to see you looking like a lunatic, you still have a job to deal with, so I'll atleast allow you to keep your public image."

Natasha although angry that Anos had basically muted her, she still was rather grateful as it saved her image from being tarnished.

Natasha couldn't help but mumble to herself.

Natasha: "(Mumbles) Maybe he isn't as bad and annoying as I expected."

The memories of when she saw Anos's true emotions resurfaced as she shuddered. But just as she was about to leave, another message appeared before her eyes. It read.

Natasha: "PSS: You were too noisy when you started asking me questions, so I muted you since then and placed you under and illusion that gave you the impression that I actually cared enough to bother listening to you."

Natsha reading the second part of the message got annoyed as she grumbled.

Natasha: "I take back what I said earlier, he's a bastard. May he rot in hell for eternity."

Another message appeared before that read "Already been there. Preety boring of a place to be honest."

Natsha just got fed up and left to return to SHIELD headquarters. She's going to go straight to bed and pray that she never has to meet with Anos ever again even though she knew it was impossible.

Meanwhile at a random restaurant, Anos was leasurly eating a random dish he ordered, before someone else who looked identical to Anos appeared on the seat in front of him as Anos spoke.

Anos: "How did you enjoy yourself Lucifer?"

The person who looked like Anos's twin smiled slyly as he waved his hand across is face returning it to his original human appearance. Lucifer then replied.

Lucifer: "Oh it was lovely I tell you. For a trained assassin, she was so easy to toy with."

Anos rolled his eyes as he spoke.

Anos: "It's not her fault she is being played by someone who avoided being execution by tricking a god to decapitate themselves on your behalf whilst said individual was powerless himself."

Lucifer sighed in melancholy as he spoke.

Lucifer: "Ah, such fun moments don't you think?"

Anos: "If you have nothing else to bother me with, I have a question I would like to ask you. Why did you save Sasuke from the source wall?"