"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1
[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations. He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students. So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year. But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life. In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen! State of Story: - Volume 1 - A Whole New World [COMPLETED][FREE] - Volume 2 - Starting Anew [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 3 - The Grand Experiment [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 4 - Birth of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 5 - Legacy of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 6 - Worlds Beyond [ONGOING][LOCKED] Discord: https://discord.gg/PKbqtembQJ Expected Upload Freq.: 3 Chapters per Week w/ min. 1500 Words per Chapter _______ AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a slice-of-life-ish story at its core. This is NOT a hot-blooded, high-octane novel filled with conflicts and fights around every corner. If that is the kind of story you are looking for, unfortunately, you will not find it here (at least not in the early chapters). The MC is a modern man, with modern sensibilities. Conflicts are handled civilly, or avoided altogether. There will be fights, but the story does not revolve around it. The MC is mature, and handles relationships tactfully. There will be a slow-burn romance in this story, and ABSOLUTELY NO HAREM. I despise that genre from the bottom of my heart! I also have some LGBTQ+ elements planned for the future (with side characters). English not first language. Writing mistake? Please forgive. Proofread many times before upload, problems not much. If issue, then point out mistake, I correct immediate. I am thank you for you're understanding :) ALSO: I started writing this story with one intention in mind, and that was to act as a parody of existing novels with similar themes. However, around CH25, I realised that my work was becoming too derivative and boring. So I pivoted and decided to make my novel its own thing. I believe that my work has become better because of it. Additional Tags: #LGBTQ+
The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant
[Author note: Hello all, sorry for taking so long to update. I'm experiencing a bit of a burnout at the moment. So I will take some time to update this novel. Scenario 2 under works and almost complete as we speak. Will mass update that once it's ready! Thank you for understanding.] **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove
Richard Huang, by bravely sacrificing himself, is given a new chance at life. In a world filled with technology so advanced that it is indistinguishable from magic, and overrun by monsters from another dimension. Following the footsteps of his adopted father, he enrolls in Jing Tian Magic Academy to become a summoner. Wait, what? Summoning is not viable? The current meta is all about fast, aggressive burn spells or lockdown and control strategies? Getting defeated by swift combat techniques before I can summon my giant monsters? ...sucks to be me, I guess. Warning: contains a lot of parodies of other stories (most noticeably Battle Frenzy) and fourth-wall breaking. If you hate Deadpool, you'll probably hate this story too.
On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.
Tingling Asmr Gaming Parody - MYSTORY Nr18 Gaming Asmr Video But Funny And Weird Hello World, Hello Viewers! The Asmr cult has gotten another worthy member. I decided to record a video to give you the best electric tingles that you can imagine. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #asmr, #gaming, #video #parody, #online, #tingles, #clips #new, #audio _______________ Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response _______________ I Can Not Have Tingles So I Give You Some 0:00 - ASMR Hello World! Because I have to cringe I cannot have tingles when getting exposed to serious doses of Asmr. This destiny brought me to the conclusion that I only have one chance! I must Asmr you my viewers, please stay subscribed… 1:00 - TRIGGERS I wanted to play some games but it was night so I wanted to do something that I wanted to do since last week. I whistled in my microphone with the expectation of triggering the best premium tingles that someone can have. 10:00 - TINGLES The best outcome for this post would be if someone who is susceptible to Asmr gets their tingles and if everyone else if fairly entertained by my non-existing competence. I hope you get relaxed if possible. 20:00 - GAMES In the end I tried to combine the free online game Destiny2, CounterstrikeGo and some Doom2016 gameplay for the perfect mix. I need more attention. 25:00 - VIDEO I also used my classic tinfoil hat to protect myself from the mind control rays that are sent to us from the Vega galaxy. This is Sparta! 30:00 - NEW This is a new video and blog post so keep asmr and be cool! Or not if you want. Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my links and other stuff! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
Ever thought of the realm of gods. Ever thought of yourself as clumsy... This story is for you... Read this humorous story that leads to silliness overloaded... Gods on earth to try and correct a blunder made by their tardiness which leads to the greatest massacre of all time........
Credits to the original creators of the songs having the parody lyrics made in this novel. This novel only consists of parody lyrics of some songs for entertainment purposes. No background music included. Only parody lyrics in text form. Sources of inspiration for writing song parody lyrics are the websites below: 1. https://www.lyrics.com/song-parodies 2. https://www.mugglenet.com/fans-fun/song-parodies/
# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”
Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! ------------ To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- This is completed! Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL First book in the 'Scum Series'