[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1
Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations. He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students. So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year. But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life. In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen! State of Story: - Volume 1 - A Whole New World [COMPLETED][FREE] - Volume 2 - Starting Anew [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 3 - The Grand Experiment [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 4 - Birth of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 5 - Legacy of the True World Sect [ONGOING][LOCKED] Discord: https://discord.gg/PKbqtembQJ Expected Upload Freq.: 3 Chapters per Week w/ min. 1500 Words per Chapter _______ AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a slice-of-life-ish story at its core. This is NOT a hot-blooded, high-octane novel filled with conflicts and fights around every corner. If that is the kind of story you are looking for, unfortunately, you will not find it here (at least not in the early chapters). The MC is a modern man, with modern sensibilities. Conflicts are handled civilly, or avoided altogether. There will be fights, but the story does not revolve around it. The MC is mature, and handles relationships tactfully. There will be a slow-burn romance in this story, and ABSOLUTELY NO HAREM. I despise that genre from the bottom of my heart! I also have some LGBTQ+ elements planned for the future (with side characters). English not first language. Writing mistake? Please forgive. Proofread many times before upload, problems not much. If issue, then point out mistake, I correct immediate. I am thank you for you're understanding :) ALSO: I started writing this story with one intention in mind, and that was to act as a parody of existing novels with similar themes. However, around CH25, I realised that my work was becoming too derivative and boring. So I pivoted and decided to make my novel its own thing. I believe that my work has become better because of it. Additional Tags: #NoHarem #LGBTQ+
The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant
Please do NOT read this story. It's awful, every single reader agrees that it's shit. Nobody likes it, and it has earned the title "WORST ever story on Webnovel." So do me a favor and avoid this story at all costs. If you read it, I guarantee you will swear, curse, insult and threaten me. I'm sick of receiving insults, and I have already dropped the story. So please, don't bother picking this up. Thank you. A story about a summoner. Richard Huang, by bravely sacrificing himself, is given a new chance at life. In a world filled with technology so advanced that it is indistinguishable from magic, and overrun by monsters from another dimension. Following the footsteps of his adopted father, he enrolls in Jing Tian Magic Academy to become a summoner. Wait, what? Summoning is not viable? The current meta is all about fast, aggressive burn spells or lockdown and control strategies? Getting defeated by swift combat techniques before I can summon my giant monsters? ...sucks to be me, I guess. Warning: contains a lot of parodies of other stories (most noticeably Battle Frenzy) and fourth-wall breaking. If you hate Deadpool, you'll probably hate this story too.
Lin Fan died in a road accident and reborn in a parallel world with a additional bonus of business Domination system and thrives for the betterment of life and his friends and family punishing people with evil intent.
On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.
A cheap copy of solo levelling. Tags: Wishfulfilment, Overpowered MC, Special Skill, Cheat, Famous love interest, dark.
I’m really bored. So screw it. I’m gonna roast stereotypical Chinese novels (cuz they’re all the same mass-released trash) NOTE: I don’t hate all Chinese novels. I actually like a lot of them. But I hate the ones with really cliche plots... Just read my novel and you’ll see..
BL (gentle/slow burn) The story of a peach tree. It has stood on the peak of a cliff for centuries, alone, watching and listening to people as they come and sit upon its roots. Every night, the tree has a strange dream, but once it wakes, the tree can't seem to remember. The peach tree has watched young couples find their true love under it's branches, has watched them gently pluck it's peaches and eat them lovingly under it's gentle gaze. As centuries trickle by, it stands alone, until a lone handsome man comes to the tree and tells it his story. The peach tree listens with all of its heart. The man then leaves, and the tree finds out that it has heard this story before... and hates the feeling of being alone, and wishes to become human, and if it does, it will one day find its own true love, and will never be lonely again.
# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”
Ever thought of the realm of gods. Ever thought of yourself as clumsy... This story is for you... Read this humorous story that leads to silliness overloaded... Gods on earth to try and correct a blunder made by their tardiness which leads to the greatest massacre of all time........
Tingling Asmr Gaming Parody - MYSTORY Nr18 Gaming Asmr Video But Funny And Weird Hello World, Hello Viewers! The Asmr cult has gotten another worthy member. I decided to record a video to give you the best electric tingles that you can imagine. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #asmr, #gaming, #video #parody, #online, #tingles, #clips #new, #audio _______________ Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response _______________ I Can Not Have Tingles So I Give You Some 0:00 - ASMR Hello World! Because I have to cringe I cannot have tingles when getting exposed to serious doses of Asmr. This destiny brought me to the conclusion that I only have one chance! I must Asmr you my viewers, please stay subscribed… 1:00 - TRIGGERS I wanted to play some games but it was night so I wanted to do something that I wanted to do since last week. I whistled in my microphone with the expectation of triggering the best premium tingles that someone can have. 10:00 - TINGLES The best outcome for this post would be if someone who is susceptible to Asmr gets their tingles and if everyone else if fairly entertained by my non-existing competence. I hope you get relaxed if possible. 20:00 - GAMES In the end I tried to combine the free online game Destiny2, CounterstrikeGo and some Doom2016 gameplay for the perfect mix. I need more attention. 25:00 - VIDEO I also used my classic tinfoil hat to protect myself from the mind control rays that are sent to us from the Vega galaxy. This is Sparta! 30:00 - NEW This is a new video and blog post so keep asmr and be cool! Or not if you want. Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my links and other stuff! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
Credits to the original creators of the songs having the parody lyrics made in this novel. This novel only consists of parody lyrics of some songs for entertainment purposes. No background music included. Only parody lyrics in text form. Sources of inspiration for writing song parody lyrics are the websites below: 1. https://www.lyrics.com/song-parodies 2. https://www.mugglenet.com/fans-fun/song-parodies/