Imnotabot69
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I’m a little worried about the fact that people can read my reading list.
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"How much is one of your day's salaries exactly?" asked Mitchell, confused. Before I could answer, Gloria entered the room, dressed in a revealing black bikini with a see-through cover and a large sun hat. She was accompanied by Lily, who had just started to walk which attracted my attention.- Imnotabot691mthCommented
you gotta use elephants to measure it baby and adult elaphants
Both of them turned towards me in confusion, which puzzled me. "Ah, right. Americans. The diameter is approximately 8.2 feet, and the height is around 32.8 feet," I explained. Only then did they nod in understanding. I offered a wry smile as I proceeded to explain a few aspects of the tower to them. - Imnotabot691mthReplied to SKAJ
bro sameee
Thankfully, the last gacha I had gotten last night, which was the way to create a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster drink from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, had the chemical compositions of the ingredients too. Some, which was almost impossible for me to get. - Imnotabot692mthCommented
ew.... sorry if thats mean... whatever rocks your boat dude
(Meg Donally– Denise) - Imnotabot692mthCommented
bet
"I don't know for sure. But in the meantime, maybe you should... rub one out—" Max's voice was cut off as I ended the phone call. - Imnotabot692mthCommented
princess bride one of the best movies ever
Suddenly, Savage switched his sword to his offhand, "My secret? I am not left-handed." - Imnotabot692mthCommented
why she uncomfortable
I took out my phone and scrolled for a picture. However, Vanessa was looking extremely uncomfortable when I did so. I was confused, but it didn't stop me from showing my picture from early in the year. - Imnotabot692mthReplied to ChaosV
de nada papi (promise i aint gay)
"You guys are getting mind-breaking sex?" Vicki sounded utterly lost and a little comedically pathetic. - Imnotabot694mthReplied to ChaosV
were the millers? or something like that i think
"You guys are getting mind-breaking sex?" Vicki sounded utterly lost and a little comedically pathetic. - Imnotabot695mthCommented
yes it does make it better
"Maybe he is more into tossing than getting tossed?" Aphrodite commented, "Does that make it better for you?" She asked me. - Imnotabot696mthCommented
that is so wrongg
"Umm…" Alex looked at the duo with an excited look as her imagination ran wild. Enid was already breathing heavily beside her, and pinching her nose to make sure that she wouldn't get a nosebleed. - Imnotabot696mthReplied to ShadowSamurai_69
- Imnotabot696mthReplied to Wit_wee
.... sauce?...
I saw Emma Stone – the future Gwen Stacy, and also Andrew Garfield sitting together. I also saw Zendaya and Elizabeth Gillies, awkwardly sitting next to each other. - Imnotabot696mthCommented
no no no nooooooooooooo should i feel happy because ben is finally not gonna be with her or sad that this is happening to him
I knew something was amiss the moment I walked in the door. First of all, Grace was sitting with Adrienne on my bed, and both girls were fully clothed. More to the point, neither of them had sex on their mind, both girls with somber expressions on their faces. Adrienne wouldn't look me in the eye, and Grace squeezed her girlfriend's hand reassuringly, patting her forearm as well. - Imnotabot696mthCommented
nah man not anymore shouldve broken up with her
I nodded to the girls and we moved to grab a table. At first, I moved alongside Adrienne, but then I couldn't help but feel a twinge of annoyance as Grace and Adrienne slid into one side of the booth together, which only fit two. Immediately they were pressing their hips together and giggling cutely while staring adoringly into each other's eyes. Wasn't Adrienne still supposed to be MY girlfriend? Didn't WE used to sit together? - Imnotabot697mthCommented
yesssir the system is a brother
[Zen Focus: It's not about the size, it's about how you use it.] - Imnotabot697mthCommented
one of my fav songs ever
"I think you should keep it in. Just a few weeks ago, the song ' Somewhere over the Rainbow' by Israel…Kama…" Lional Richie, an American singer, songwriter, record producer, etc, struggled at his sentence. - Imnotabot698mthCommented
she was speakiing in the tonques of chinese translation
"YOU DARE TO GHOST ME!" She shouted. - Imnotabot698mthCommented
phil best girl on the big man upstairs
"Not me," Phil muttered. Claire was baffled and scolded quickly, "Why would it ever be for you!?" - Imnotabot698mthReplied to S_S_25
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Gloria instinctively did the Christian sign of the cross, silently offering prayers for Edward's soul. "God, don't blame him. He's not an infidel. He's just a child."