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Slothhh1yrCommented"Let me see...." Selena mused, tapping her lips. "Charm unbefitting of someone your appearance, arrogance, some serious balls, considering your conspicuously flirting in a club while holding a drink…. my guess is that you're underage."- Slothhh1yrCommented
I gotta admit, that's pretty good 🤔
Selena blushed furiously, averting her gaze. "My guess is...." he smiled, giving her a dreamy expression. "You're a veterinarian." After a stunned contemplation, she giggled, covering her mouth playfully. - Slothhh1yrCommented
An MC who's aware of consequences and mitigates then?
"Then I'd leave bitter after respectfully declining," Grey sighed, fighting against his hormones. "I shouldn't be here. If I become a demigod, it will alert everyone that I broke the rules. While I'm accustomed to breaking the rules, I do so without getting caught." - Slothhh1yrCommented
Loki's a man of culture.
"Yanderes, also known as [dream women], are emotionally obsessive companions willing to resort to violence to maintain a bond," Loki explained. "Trust me, bro–there's nothing more godly than a perfect cocktail of delusional disorder, anger issues, and trauma. - Slothhh1yrCommented
You know it's bad if the web novel readers and feminists unite.
The betrayal won't just ruin your relationship. It'll trigger a heavily politicized trauma orgy most will dub [the cucking]. Your fans will abandon and scorn you, and feminists will claim your victimization is misogynistic propaganda designed to seed mistrust of women into adolescent youths. You'll get canceled without confirmation, the demon lord will win, and everyone will blame you. - Slothhh1yrCommented
lol let's go
"Sorry to ask, but can I ask you for a favor?" Grey asked Loki, lifting the real Dead Man's Luck potion while ignoring the man. "Can you kill me with a five-second delay? It'd be cool if I could still drink this." - Slothhh1yrCommented
That's how you know it's good 😏
Warning: Loki, the God of Tricksters, personally made this potion. - Slothhh1yrCommented
I'm dying right now 😂
"Yeah, about that," Grey replied absentmindedly. "Can you wait? At least eight of these stunning ladies look like they could use some company before you throw a tantrum." - Slothhh1yrCommented
A monster MC is corrupted?
User configuration cannot be fixed. Profile data is corrupted. - Slothhh1yrCommented
"Limitless"
It's a land of limitless opportunity. If someone wants to jackknife a horse in public, a developer made it possible, and a planet made it legal. Want to start a protection racket? Register a guild. Enjoy late-night slaughter? Countries stage contests to see whose intergalactic war crime can claim the most casualties! - Slothhh1yrReplied to HighClassTrash
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Okay, it's chapter 300 and I felt obligated to painstakingly dredge out a quote for you all. Xiao: "Who are you people!?" Kiera: “Apocalyptic beginners cultivating during Earth’s futuristic, great hellscape. I just know like-minded nobodies—overseeing people quickly rushing survival training—understand very well Xiao Yin Zhang.” Xiao: That's not my name, I'm not even oriental! Kiera: "I won't mess up my word game to pretend like you matter. Check your privilege." 🥲 If this quote doesn't say it all, a review won't help you.
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5 stars for the author using real Linux commands for hacking. It's rare to find an author who does research, let alone write about the most obnoxious, toxic online forum time sink death trap known as Linux and survive. It's more impressive because it's one chapter and then the story becomes a standard web novel. Satisfying. The mc is mental, he just handed a maid a shotgun, and there's meme references. Let's go. So I'll 🤞 and hope the novel doesn't suck later so my names's not plastered on charming garbage.
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classic
"Gahhhhhhh!" A player in his mid-twenties with a handsome face yelled in pain, feeling asphalt grinding into his face, "What is this!? Let go of—" - Slothhh1yrCommented
Lol players reading forums instead of playing be like
Description: Greed is a winner who became a multi-millionaire five hours after launch. Watch throngs of salty people accuse him of cheating and try killing him out of jealousy. - Slothhh1yrCommented
I love this MC!
"Yo!" Grey smiled brightly, waving at the large bald soldier, "Are you ready to go, Mark?" - Slothhh1yrCommented
🤣
Their immortality blessing will expire in an hour. So if you're resentful and want revenge, pull out your credit chip and cut my head off before then." - Slothhh1yrCommented
Lol too late
As a reminder, do not attempt this, especially in Ridgemont Heights, as the guards will shoot you on sight. This was a one-time opportunity; however, there will be many more like it.