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stumblingMidget24dCommentedMasochist š
"Hehāof course he would," Bassena laughed in satisfaction, the sharp amber eyes softened in nostalgia. "He slammed my head into a wall once."- stumblingMidget30dCommented
I loveā¦ I love
"I want to be fucked," Yan Zheyun interrupted, his uncharacteristic bluntness rewarded by a spectacular jaw-drop. "Either you do me, Your Majesty, or I'll go back to Aiyun Palace now and dig out that biggest of jade penises you so kindly provided to me all those months agoāah!"Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Hey guess what? Babies pee in the womb. And the babies drink it and the amniotic fluid. But donāt worry! Fetus pee is sterile, which is why it fine that everyone technically drink their pee at least once in their life š
He was currently inside the woman's stomach. Which meant the woman was pregnant and he was the fetus inside her. And this warm liquid around him was nothing but amniotic liquid. So, did that mean that this fetus was now his reincarnation? - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Only for now. Youāll get a new husband soon. One who will definitely lavish you with love and affection
"You might have forgotten, Clan Head, but His Majesty isn't an outsider, he is this concubine's husband." - stumblingMidget1mthReplied to Daoist2EGBJm
I went to the doctors with my mom to help translate, and the nursing assistant literally asked if I needed an iPad. Iām in college! š like, thank you for calling me young, but thatās a little too young
Jia Hyson: 'He was taller and bigger than me! And he had been wearing a suit! I mean, have you seen those young ones these days? It's like their parents fed them trees! Injected with growth hormones! Also we're asian! It's really hard okay!' - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Whatās with you losing your brother at odd ages, whatās wrong with odd numbers š¤£
Third prince, Prince Jaleel before he even begins is immediately cut off with a resounding rejection from everyone. He pouts unhappily. You accidentally lose a baby Farrell, a three year old Farrell, a five year old Farrell and a seven year old Farrell, ONCE and no one lets you hear the end of it. The last time wasn't even his fault! - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
You thought selling them when they couldāve been in a higher place in life meant theyāll be loyal to you?
And now the question wasā¦were these pawns still loyal to their masters?Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
I'll Be there with popcorn šæ
It suddenly occurred to Wu Bin that Envoy Zhang spoke the truth. This poem, why, it had to be about Wu Bin's decision to marry his wife! Poor Yun Er, had he been pining all this while?Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
This little ć½(#ļ½_ć¤Ā“)ļ¾
Envoy Zhang glanced meaningfully at him. "Take this with a pinch of salt," he said casually. "But as you know, this one's sister is a member of the harem and has sent word back thatā¦Noble Consort Yueā¦seems to be pining after another. During spring this year, he had composed a poem about an old love whose affections had shifted to another. I believe it went something like 'the plum trees don a different dress for each lover, what was serendipitous to me was a mere coincidence to you'." - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Says og Wu Bin before selling Yan Yun to the second prince
The worst part was the dreams that haunted him every night. In it, his little Yan Yun would still be sitting next to him as he worked at his desk in the evenings, demurely playing the part of his manservant as he ground ink for Wu Bin to use. In these dreams, Wu Bin knew what he tasted like, what his body would feel like pressed close, a tight hot intoxicating heat addictive to the senses. Sure, Wu Bin would have his wife and sons as part of his duties, but none of them would understand him like Yun Er could.Ā - stumblingMidget1mthReplied to FlameABull
Pretty interesting hypothesis š¤
The deaths had become more frequent as of late. Sometimes they were missing a heart, sometimes they were missing their intestines. Wu Zhong was newly assigned to this mission but he had the good fortune to hear Xiao Er describe the one memorable time he saw the unfortunate corpse that only had half a brain left.Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
I might fight you o-0
Author LittleBlueLake: Is it a good time to say this may be a BE arc? ( ā _ ā ) - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
His blog and stories? She might have been internalizing sexism in the og books, i dunno
So the question is.. what fucking happened??? - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
<3<3<3
The Villain's Attack Plan:Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Dang, he really went off the deep end, huh
"As I said," Kylan smiles, "It didn't take much. Just a few words here and there, as well as my good sister making a mockery of herself more than a few times, and some patience. You trusted me too much, really, or maybe you trusted yourself too much; it didn't even take a year, and nearly everyone has long deemed you unsuitable for your current high position." - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Interesting Development
Oddly enough, while the relationship wasn't good, Prince Damian and Prince Kieran as a result formed a tentative bond over the ashes of their previous brotherly relationship. This bond was forged under Prince Silas' increasingly almost tyrannical attitude. - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
That sounds great š
*not real spiders, lmao; it's like root beer float but with different types of soda (usually coca cola or Kirk creaming soda with two scoops of vanilla ice cream on top) - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Oh itās a mixture of both games lol
"What the fuck did I just walk into?" A freshly showered Mr Garth says with disgust as he uses his telekinesis to dry his hair with a towel. Wearing simple dark blue lounge pants and a light grey cotton shirt with some popular characters from the newest trendy game Genkai Starpact printed on it, he looked a little out of place from the very feminine vibe of the room.Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
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"What the fuck did I just walk into?" A freshly showered Mr Garth says with disgust as he uses his telekinesis to dry his hair with a towel. Wearing simple dark blue lounge pants and a light grey cotton shirt with some popular characters from the newest trendy game Genkai Starpact printed on it, he looked a little out of place from the very feminine vibe of the room.Ā - stumblingMidget1mthCommented
Let him have his fun
Mr Garth glares before recapturing Jia Hyson's lips and kissing the other fiercely as if to express his grievances. Jia Hyson was momentarily overwhelmed, but once he tried to fight back, the other vampire quickly retreated, causing him to pout in dissatisfaction. "Wife and three kids?" The older vampire raises his brow questioningly.