5 stars right off the bat because I've already read some of the author's samples and they are pretty good. You should expect some weird fantasies here. I wish you all luck.
How crazy was that?! Josh couldn't help but sigh. Why were the tentacle guys even soldiers?! This was such a huge waste of talent. They should have been actors instead, obviously.
Obviously because Josh's girlfriend is number one.
If she dared call herself number two in terms of grace and good looks, no one would have dared to claim number one. She was so elegant with her penetrating and intelligent eyes, her cute braided hairstyle, and her well-defined figure with curves in all the right places.
Josh smilingly turned around, for he was done with the mission: Like a Boss! He did so just in time to see the shivering shroom lose its balance and fall in the river.