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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

ClasslessAscension · Urban
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The Legendary Burger-Man!

It was time to begin operation PTSD. What did that imply? 

Well, the main issue that Josh faced was that the friendly mushroom was life-challenged. This shroom seemed to be the incarnation of "when life gives you lemons you choke on them and die". Yes, it was that bad! 

Was it even possible to teach survival skills to an NPC? Josh didn't know but he would try for sure. It was time to do some Practical Training to See Dangers, PTSD for short. Of course, the act of running away from them was implied. Well, this shroom had the running part figured out, it just had to run in the right direction. 

Now, how would Josh make a vegetable (almost) understand the concept of role-playing for training? He couldn't even communicate with the thing. It would be hard to make it realize what the whole concept was.

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