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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

ClasslessAscension · Urban
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Escorting Like a Boss!

How does one convince a scaredy-shroom to follow you? Threats? Treats? In this case, the answer was doing nothing at all. 

The scene looked extremely ridiculous. Josh was walking in front, and a few meters behind was a trembling giant shroom that was stalking him very poorly. Whenever Josh turned around, it would back off in fear hiding behind a scrawny tree.

Yet, it kept following him, not that Josh knew where to go. It was the lost leading the coward. Well, at least it didn't seem like it would fight of its own volition. They kept going until the world began rippling once more, but it remained the dead-looking one. 

The ripple caused a dozen of the evil mushrooms to appear in a circle. They were only a few paces away from the friendly one. They began screaming loudly at it before charging, maw open first. The poor cowardly shroom was frozen in place in fear, expecting to die.