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The samurai are fine, it’s the Rule of Cool.
Step 1: choose Omnitrix Step 2: ??? Step 3: Alien X Step 4: Profit
Lin… Li…
That implies a war happened, since basically only people from WW2, the US Civil War, and George Washington had those ranks.
I wonder where else this happens?
Nah, call it Reme.
Allow me to introduce:
Ever heard the tale of Jason and Circe (patron saint of Yanderes)?
A bit hypocritical coming from someone mentored by and good friends with the literal Michael Jordan of War Criminals.
It’s not good (especially if you include complete isolation from human contact for years as neglect), but it could be worse. I mean, it could be that except also having red hot nails impaling you for those years you have no human contact.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
At least Blue Planet isn’t there.
No no, he saved Holy Terra from a Xeno invasion, he deserves Sainthood.