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dad_joke_master10mthReplied to CobraQuantumyour dad
1. The Boy Who Eats- dad_joke_master1yrReplied to romeotango148
better than being a teenage npc repeating buzzwords
[Gawain has received a 480-hour ban.] - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Daoist538472
No. Dissection is a natural part of life.
As it turns out, I was utterly mistaken. No amount of butchered animals would be enough to prepare me for what I did to that poor bastard's corpse. Nothing would have. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to DAT_NOVEL_BOI
type more, tough guy
"What's with that expression, pal? Surely, the great Red Snake Nyoka isn't planning on breaking his words...?" I said with a chuckle and received no reply as the gang boss was too busy gritting his teeth to talk. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Mobius_5trip
Yeah, cutting up cadavers in med school is mandatory. You have to use scissors, scalpels, blunt probes, saws, hammers, chisels, and a lot of “blunt dissection” where you use your fingers to dig through layers of fat and fascia. Urine will leak out of the kidneys and bladder when you dissect them, feces will leak (or explode) out of the colon when you dissect it, clumps of hard coagulated blood will fall out of the heart and large vessels as you open them up, and this smelly mixture of formaldehyde and emulsified fat will soak your scrubs, lab coat, and even make your hands stink despite wearing multiple pairs of gloves. That's the nature of cutting up dead bodies, if anyone wanted to know the grisly details.
As it turns out, I was utterly mistaken. No amount of butchered animals would be enough to prepare me for what I did to that poor bastard's corpse. Nothing would have. - dad_joke_master1yrCommented
Reach Heaven Through Violence
Ironically enough, The Method sounded similar to Buddhist teachings in its application. But whereas Buddha preached selfless enlightenment through peaceful contemplation, Cain preached supremacy and self-benefit through violence, preferably directed against your fellow man. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Licorice
sit still for half a year broski
Just thinking of it made Yun Che cringe hard. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Argos_Von_Kaiser
avg Chinese wuxia novel template
During these months, Yun Che realized something—he hated training! To be more precise, he hated cultivation. Sitting and meditation while absorbing profound energy was something that Yun Che found absolutely boring! So boring that at one point, he was already thinking of leaving this forest and enter some civilization. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to EvilisMyNature
they use cheaper method
No wonder no one had been able to successfully refine it. Just those three rare medicinal materials were enough to make people chicken out. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Truck_Samaa
I live in 612 Wharf Avenue, right near the gentlemen's club. Do with that information what you will, Truck-Sama;).
The Immortal Cultivation Computer (1) - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Zombie_Toshiro
Yea, but the fact that Saiki could do that would be more terrifying than Mob.
Upon reaching the roof, usually locked and off-limits to students, Ohta took a moment to ensure he was alone before staring down at his hands. As he did so, blue energy began to gather around them, quickly gaining shades of pink and amethyst as a pattern reminiscent of a kaleidoscope formed around the edges. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Zombie_Toshiro
Saiki could probably end the galaxy 10 times over if he removed those antennae
Upon reaching the roof, usually locked and off-limits to students, Ohta took a moment to ensure he was alone before staring down at his hands. As he did so, blue energy began to gather around them, quickly gaining shades of pink and amethyst as a pattern reminiscent of a kaleidoscope formed around the edges. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Sylex
yep
After living independently for a long time, Lin Shen perfected his culinary skills. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to DaoistJhtAYc
imagine the Contessa in a cultivation world
Things that can be extracted by the Life Simulator include any celestial treasures, powerful talents, martial arts techniques, weapons and treasures, and even life perceptions. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to DaoistJhtAYc
Yea, cultivation stories are a bit wonk, but Coil's "future sight" is actually just simulations based on data gathered. It's like a computer predicting where a ball would go after you kick it, except with far, far more data and variables, so he isn't actually creating alternate timelines.
Things that can be extracted by the Life Simulator include any celestial treasures, powerful talents, martial arts techniques, weapons and treasures, and even life perceptions. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to dad_joke_master
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
She then realised what she said and quickly explained, "I didn't start the fire." - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to ThePrsn
Fair enough
This kind of marriage arrangement arose from the ugly practice of engaging them from before birth, he, who had received a modern education, did not want to encourage that kind of practice. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to DaoistJhtAYc
I think Coil's simulations are much more believable than actual mystic future sight and also makes a lot more sense tbh, especially with the way he was defeated.
Things that can be extracted by the Life Simulator include any celestial treasures, powerful talents, martial arts techniques, weapons and treasures, and even life perceptions. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Gortox
you should learn from Youtube. I recommend Sorted Food.
After living independently for a long time, Lin Shen perfected his culinary skills. - dad_joke_master1yrReplied to Igris_Khan12
Name checks out
[Day 341: Xiao Yi Xian breaks through to Dou Emperor and awakens. You are pleasantly surprised by this, and after a conversation, you learn that she is already able to control her own toxins, so you gather your things and prepare to leave].