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The_Key23dPostedI am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news--- With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-pote-nuse I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General! I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore! Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General! In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin" When I can tell at sight a mauser rifle from a javelin When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery: In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee You'll say a better Major-General has never sat-a-sat-a-gee For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General!
- The_Key24dCommented
That's the most stupid thing that I have ever read this month
#1 He wanted for the Blacksmith to take a few apprentices. Blacksmiths usually enjoy rather a wealthy lifestyle among the common people. So getting an apprentice is ironically not good for their business. But that had to change now. Robert threatened the two Blacksmiths who were located in the village with beatings and that he would take away the smithy from the man if he didn't stop thinking only about himself. - The_Key1mthReplied to KnightShade420Soon I get up, go to the closet and put on a Ninja suit that I bought with Sheldon when we went to Comic-Con after he begged George to take him.
- The_Key1mthCommentedCh 1 Chapter 1: Birth
- The_Key2mthReplied to Spelloyal
"think outside the box"
Secondly, to increase my destructive capacity, I decided to work on another magic, Explosion Magic, to use in conjunction with my Flame Manipulation. This seemed to be the most obvious choice upon consideration since it naturally increases the lethality of flames and scales up the area of effect. I also hope that by combining these two constantly I can develop the Extra Skill: Explosive Flames over time. - The_Key3mthCommented"Close your eyes, young Pada...I mean wizard," Merlin instructed. "Feel the energy that surrounds you, and connects all living things. It is the Force, a power beyond the spells and incantations you've known."
- The_Key3mthReplied to Arcanum_Miles
School of Rock
Marcus extended his hand. "Welcome to Flourish & Blotts, Orion D. Ambrosius. You start tomorrow after school. Don't let the books hex you on your way out." Marcus said and even jokingly used Orion's full name which he clearly sees Orion is very proud of, surprising to Orion as others don't usually, in fact, he used 'D' with his name because it sounded much better than his plain name, 'Orion Ambrosius,'. - The_Key3mthCommented
occlumency? I think that nick is the true protagonist
That 11-year-old kid has Occulumency shields. Powerful enough shields to stop his mental attack. From that day onwards he started to observe Nick much more than Orion. - The_Key3mthCommentedAs soon as she heard about her " Mr. Riddle's" deeds, she immediately wanted to share it with Dumbledore, but soon she remembered that it was a secret between herself and Mr. Riddle, so she swallowed those words back.
- The_Key4mthReplied to MarAuthor
so basically a iamblichus paganism view of the gods, but in a poor edition
So, Nietzsche was right, God IS dead, but holy shit, what am I supposed to do now? - The_Key4mthReplied to MarAuthor
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Hell, do I even need to use YGGDRASIL magic for this? What if I just reach out with my holy magic and ignore the system from YGGDRASIL? - The_Key4mthCommented
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Being an orphan sucks major ass, my parents died when I was 5 years old, so I really don't remember much of them. The thing about them was that they were both only children and both of them were orphans as well, so when they died, I had no other family members to go to, thus to the orphanage I went. - The_Key5mthCommented
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You know if it wasn't a super tyrannical, humanocentric government run by a sociopath with a God and immortality complex. - The_Key5mthCommented
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Oh and let's not forget how misogynistic the Empire was as well. - The_Key5mthCommentedA/N: Ok you degenerates, here is the first smut/sex scene of this story.
- The_Key5mthCommented
soo.. super friends?
For I can truly see myself with Yennali as more than friends. - The_Key5mthCommented
Gregory of nyssa has a point about it
The Jedi seem to keep forgetting there cannot be light without darkness. Their failure to understand this is what led to the first Geat Jedi Schism and creation of the Sith ages ago. A schism that has embroiled this galaxy in conflict after conflict for generations. - The_Key5mthReplied to I_dont_believe_it
Lightning is a Force manifestation of massive negative emotions.
Granted, there are some force abilities that should never see the light of the day, like Palpatine's Essence Transference, but there are others that with the proper control even Jedi can use. Like Cryokinesis. - The_Key5mthCommented
F Darth Bane.. you tried, little bunny
Granted, there are some force abilities that should never see the light of the day, like Palpatine's Essence Transference, but there are others that with the proper control even Jedi can use. Like Cryokinesis. - The_Key5mthCommented
A new Dark jedi order? AGAIN PROTAGONIST? REALLY!! WHY WHY HUMANS ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME ERROR!
For I intend to create my own Jedi Order in the future. One more in line with Luke Skywalker's New Jedi Order. I will create a place where force-sensitives can act like normal people, a place where they can have families, a place where they can learn to control their emotions instead of ignoring them. It will even be a place where force techniques that have been designated as 'dark side' powers will be taught.