A Very Stuffy Broom Office.

"Whooooo. You really know how to get a woman riled up Don't ya?" I could even hear that woman talking indignantly when I was on the whole other side if the bar. I could very clearly see her body language towards my ex-boyfriend. you see, I had actually liked him, not like ohh, you're cute. can I keep you? But actually fully blossomed love. Damn men. The reason we broke up is because he just can't manage to keep his junk in check. I was contemplating different ways to embarrass them. And while I was getting the courage to go and take secret photos and send them to a online gossiper. (they're both public figures.) I felt someone brush my shoulder...

"Ma'am. so sorry to interrupt you, but could you come over to the manager's office? It seems that you haven't paid in advance for entry into the bar." Huh? how? I swear I pulled out two twenties. But I'm not gonna argue, so I followed him. We walked to a room that looked more like a broom closet than that of an office, but I guess it is what it is. Right? He stood patiently by the door, and said very soothingly. "I know it's not much, but if you take a right and follow it all the way back you'll find a bigger room." "Oh. Okay then." I took one step in and BAM! The door closed on me. I banged on it, and heard a voice not unlike my stepsister's say " You messed with the wrong people." And with that I knew I would be left in there all night. Soon my eyes adjusted to the semi-darkness, and I noticed a trembling little figure. I had absolutely no idea what it was. So naturally, I confronted it. " Hello, are you human?" No response. "Can you speak English?" Tap Tap. " Can you talk?" Tap. Then I figured it out. This human taps twice for yes and once for no. I was very relieved it was alive. But I got the feeling that it was very uncomfortable.