Church

Waking up covered in feathers and a mostly naked young girl next to me I jump out of bed and I hear *BANG**BANG**BANG* "FBI OPEN UP". Snapping out of my dream I get cold sweats until I realize that there is no FBI here I also realize that Filo has finally changed into her human form. I get out of the room looking for food. Exiting the room is see the marines still in the hallway "Morning guys, you four head back ill call some replacements," They all just nod and "Yes sir"

After grabbing four more Marines I go exploring the castle. After twenty minutes I run into a younger maid who just freezes seeing me "Shield Hero Sir, How can I help you today." I chuckle "just looking to grab food then head to the church and check the wave count down, and level up some of my followers." She nods and leads me to the kitchen. After what I can describe as a giant feast it was enjoyable. After that, some guards come in and we just sit there talking and just bullshit around.

Getting ready to head to the church I hear a knock on my door opening it I see a marine "Sir a Priest is here to take you to the church." I guess they heard I wanted to go there. "Alright I will be out in a few minutes." Closing the door I wonder if they will be truthful about the causes of the wave which nobody seems to know the cause and effects of it.

Opening my door I step out and I see a Priest with a Shield neckless and covered head to toe in a thin black garb the only thing that shows is the priest's eyes. "Hello, how are you doing this fine morning" The Priest stiffens and bows "Shield Hero Let me welcome you here and say we are sorry for your treatment for the church of the 'Four' N.." I cut him off " Actually it is the church of the three I had to force my way into the church to check out the hourglass...." Before I can continue "BLASPHEME..." followed by a lot of words I did not think that a priest knew. and dam he is color full..."The churches are here for the Hero to help guide them the best we can not shun that was what we agreed upon at the last conference. " After about fifteen more minutes of ranting, he finally calms down " I also Overheard them calling themselves the Cult of the Three Hero's calling me a devil or something" "WHAT" at this point, I think I broke him he just stutters out "HHoO...HOLY CRUSADE yes yes that is what is needed I shall message the other churches to dare say this about any one of the Hero's only means DEATH" Did I just cause a Crusade dope? I just shrug...

"Do you want to take care of that before I go to the church or after?" He shakes his head "NO no thank you for telling me and I am sorry for you being treated like this." I just shrug "It was happening before I even knew what happened I had to fight my way out of their kingdom from assassins, and bounty hunters who seemed to only try to kill me while slandering my good name even to stoop so low as to call me a Thief. The only thing I stole was the slaves and sexually assaulted demi-humans and even Saving a few humans!" I speak with a passion that makes the Priest see me even higher in his eyes 'yes dance puppet dance' I would rub my hands and cackle but that would make me seem weird. "We shall deal with that thank you for bringing this to light." I just nod as we walk "I even overheard that the Head Priest there was going to stage a rebellion and take over the kingdom." "WHAT...." He just keeps ranting on the way to the church we get quite a few looks. I see shadows in the corner just disappear I chuckle at myself using foreknowledge. To fuck with everyone.

We enter the church the Priest just bowed "this is where I leave you, I have Somethings to take care of with all that has come to light Thank you Shield hero." He bowed again and left, Well he jogged away yelling crusade over and over. Huh, maybe I can get a front-row seat ill even donate a few white walkers....thoughts for later. I walk into the church and inside I see a bunch of material laid out as offerings to me I guess. While I am looking over the artifacts I hear someone walk up "Hello Shield hero I am here to help guide you." I turn and see another priest but this one has a White trim on the outside of her robes. I smile "Hello I have quite a few questions for you ." She nods and motions for me to follow.

She leads me to a room that looks like a strip club like a legit strip club..."The past Shield heroes said they needed a room to 'Decompress' and we have been preparing for the new Shield hero to appear...Why are you crying Shield hero?" I sniffle " I am not crying I am just...Sweating out of my eyes yea...." She doesn't look convinced "I am happy it is perfect I could think of a few things but for now, it's perfect." she continues, "The past shield hero said that 'I want booty that I can bounce a quarter off of." I nod sagely "Yes they are right only thick bitches.." "So you want Dog demi-humans?" I choke "I would like a wide variety after the waves.. yes that sounds perfect..." She nods writing what I am saying down. "We shall start training the recruits in the ways of the 'Exotic dancing' as soon as possible.."

After that we discuss leveling up it turns out that most people can only go to level up to fifty and then have to go through a Class up but unlike the Melromarc kingdom here as long as you are loyal you can level up as much as you want. it is a wonder why Melromarc gets their shit pushed in the first wave hell that old granny kicked more ass than anyone.. fucking dumb shit.

After getting all of the maxed-out troops leveled up and the Demi-humans I have brought with me most of them stay in my kingdom which is cool with me. I heard Oberyn was 'Wooing' everyone and everything hell I saw him in the arms of a Bullman I guess if you mess with the bull you get his horn...

After checking with the hourglass it says I have about a day until the next wave. The Priestess said I will get dragged into the 'eye' of the wave to fight the boss. And the way she described the waves was like a Guild war more than an instant dungeon but she was truthful on how they know little about the waves which I was grateful that they actually told the fucking truth and not leading me around by my dick.

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With the queen still on a diplomatic mission

"What do you mean Melty did not meet up with the Shield hero?" a shadow bows "well the Shield hero was riding a dragon and his giants were riding Wyverns." "FUCK..."Where is melty now?" Well, she is making her way towards the capital.. alone...." "everything is going to shit. Go and bring her back as fast as you can." She waved away the shadow. What went wrong now she is hating life right? She used to fantasize about the four main heroes now she can't help but curse the other heroes for destroying her kingdom from the inside. Reports of a Plague killed tens of thousands, Giant plants killing thousands more from the subjugation army, and a tyrant rebel is gathering troops to rebel...fuck.

As she curses her life another shadow reports about the shield hero "so he reached Silvelt." "yes and he always knows about us and only chased us away once now we think he just does not care." hmm "what has been happening over there?" "Well, our diplomat there kept pestering him and the Shield hero yelled at him and revealed that the princess is the one who set up the summoning as a way to get out of the Marriage." "How did he know??!" "...He also condemned your husband on sending assassins and bounty hunters after him and telling everyone he is a thief and a rapist.... all of this in front of the other kingdoms..." she just slumps down "we are so fucked. What can I do to salvage this.. you may go back".

"My queen another report the shield hero has met with the shield church...and it turns out the church of the three heroes have turned into a cult.... and is preparing to rebel.... also he likes Dog demi-humans he said and I quote 'thick bitches of any kind'...." "How does that help us..." "I just reported your majesty."

Time to make a plan.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Thanks for reading