Chao is a ladder

"This is CNN every thing is an ok nothing going on here the stock market is a little Shakey..." The screen showed static for a few seconds with gunshots in the background "We seem to be having some difficulty.... Who that. Who are you guys we are in the middle of shooting you can no...AHHHHH" as she finished talking you can see a small horde running rampant in the building biting and attacking anything in their way. This scene is repeated on all of the other new channels.

Asia is gone Russia is not much better. Mexico is dark. Hell, the only place doing good is the south where guns are more plentiful than grass. Europe is fucked with no natural barriers from each other Canada is doing ok. The rest of the world is gone dark. Either going isolationist or just nobody left alive.

I look over at Alice and Roseline "Do you want to come with me or do you want to stay in this world, we are planning on leaving here soon do you want to stay or come with us?" They look at each other having a silent argument look back at me "We want to see how our family is doing."

I can only cringe at this the wolves went complete Roman on the rest of the Cullens, Esme was eaten and burned by the wolves, and Charlsie was drawn and quartered by the rest of the pack. Edward is an armless legless trophy hanging in someone's cabin like a stuffed trophy ball gag and all. As I explain this to them they seem broken it's almost pitiful if I wasn't the one to set this up, but then again all I did was push certain peace's in one direction if they move it's up to them for all I care they made their bed and are laying or dead.

As wait for the pity party to be over they will stay with me so I sent them to the hub not before making sure they will be loyal to me. We have finished looting the military it's a good thing I took most of the nukes these dumb fucks tried to nuke each other all I can do is shake my head.

I'm just happy to be leaving.

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We have packed the property up and gotten all of our troops ready to go nothing left on this world's worth value that I can think of hell we even stole decades' worth of fuel for all the vehicles and some experienced pilots for them. As I see it this world is done for couldn't forget plenty of cattle Both human and Bovine.

Checking and double checking we have everything we make our way to the nearest *Snot* Truck dealership which seems to be doing ok even though the rest of the world has gone to shit. Storing everyone who rode with me and the vehicle in my dimension. I walk into the dealership almost immediately one of the managers walks over to me with the fakest smile and greasy hair "Hello, sir how may I help you do daily."

I just smile at him and introduce myself "I am here to meet someone the BIG KOHANA". When I say this he just goes stock still calls out to someone to take over his shift and motions for me to follow. We go through back rooms down some stairs into an empty room where he motions for me to stop.

Walks over to an empty wall and yells "HONK HONK HONK". I'm biting my lip at this point trying not to laugh. As soon as he is done a side wall opens revealing more stairs I follow him down we enter a locker room. He strips naked and puts on a black robe with tire tracks on them, a gold chain with a steering wheel on it, and Garbs a staff with the Michelin man on top looking like a poop emoji. He covers his head with the hood and simply says follow.

As we reach a gigantic room with dozens of other 'Truck-kun' cultists they are staying in a circular formation painted in a satanic ritual circle painted with what looks like motor oil. "Stand in the middle of the circle while we say our sacred chant" I comply and go to the center of the circle the start chanting almost like it's a church.

"BLINDERS EXIST, THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. WHY ARE YOUR HIGH BEAMS ON? OH, SHIT WATCH OUT DEER. TRUCK-KUN TRUCK-KUN TRUCK-KUN. FUCK BACKSEAT DRIVERS.

BLINDERS EXIST, THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. WHY ARE YOUR HIGH BEAMS ON? OH, SHIT WATCH OUT DEER. TRUCK-KUN TRUCK-KUN TRUCK-KUN. FUCK BACKSEAT DRIVERS

BLINDERS EXIST, THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. WHY ARE YOUR HIGH BEAMS ON? OH, SHIT WATCH OUT DEER. TRUCK-KUN TRUCK-KUN TRUCK-KUN. FUCK BACKSEAT DRIVERS"

The last thing I hear is a honking noise and pain then the world goes dark.....

A/N: What do you guys think of the Cult of Truck-kun?? I feel like it was a good wrap up give me some feedback on it thank you for reading.