School

a/n: I have a headache from writing that first chapter but the show must go on

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mom: c'mom son, you've been sucking on these for 6 hours now, go get ready so I can drop you in school

mike(mc): but moom

mom: no buts, go you're a grown up already, 1 year is a lot go

mike: ok, I hate you mom I hope you die in a fire or whatever (foreshadowing)

As you've seen today is my firsr day of school, but let me update you on what happened so far, I'm currently 1 year old, 5'11, so basicacly a midget, and my d*ick is huge, you can see it a mile away (idk how far is a mile)

As I'm leaving the house I don't forget to tap on my mom's but as she blushes

mom: just like your dad may he rest in piece

Yeah, we f*cked before, what can I say, I'm built different

mike: bye bitch

As I'm leaving the house the author got tired see you next chapter (TO BE CONTINUED-->)