king goes hunting
tytos pov
me sandor brienne and jon were going hunting with the king me and sandor saw it as a waste of time but jon and brienne saw it as a great honour so I went for there sake and I got sandor some wine so he can stay entertained but I've got to listen to the king talk "HAHAHA ANY OF YOU MADE THE EIGHT" the eight was where you sleep with a woman from each of the 7 kingdoms and the riverlands quite stupid to brag about since their all whorse that hes fucked
"I have" said sandor this didnt realy shock me since even though he has his burns his gruff nature and his attitude bring some woman to him "HAHAHA SO HOW WAS IT" "it was alright just wet and warm really" this made me chuckle though some people were shocked that I the perfect lion would laugh at somthing so crude
although I dont see why it's such a shock just beacuse of the personality I show stuffy nobles doesnt mean I cant laugh at a at somthing crude I'm not stannis baratheon after all but i do wish stannis was here instead its renly baratheon the idiot brother who is actually gay i dont mind if you're gay but i do mind if you refuse to marry and further you're family line but hes instead with loras tyrell or the poof as sandor calls him
"LOOK AT THAT BOAR SAY OUT OF THIS ITS MINE" he slurred as he always was drunk but he shouldn't have gotten drunk this fast but I'll let him fight the boar if he dies then that will make things easier for me
the king thrust his spear but he was swaying so much he missed the boar and the boar charges and gores the bloated king I thought he was going to pop but instead a lot of blood came out comparable to a waterfall but to look like a good person i charge the boar and make a proper thrust with my spear killing the beast in the process the king is on the ground bleeding
a bunch of people throw him on the cart ment for the animals and we ride for kings landing
we finally get to the bottom of the red keep and now it's time for me jon sandor and brienne to carry this 50 stone man up 8 flights of stairs and open his door to his room and put him on the bed on the second flight of stairs "come on ya fat bastard" I say through gritted teeth "you two fuckers thought it was a great honour to go hunting with the king now we have to carry this lard ass up the stairs" said sandor we continued and got to the 7th flight "this was not worth going hunting for or the wine we should have told him to fuck off and we should have gone home to the rock" "I wish I was back in winterfell this warm heat and carrying this guy up the stairs is enough hassle" jon finally speaks, me sandor and brienne chuckle at how hes not gonna like the heat that's gonna come later in the day
we finally have the king in bed the maester checks the wound and tells us hes not gonna make it 15 minutes later the room is filled with the queen the prince renly and the maester but then ned stark Robert's best friend comes and we are all dismissed I can guess what is happening ned is probably being made regent but I doubt cercie will be happy with that so I'm just going to help him so I'm going to wait for him to come and and put me and my mens sword to his cause so he can become regent and this realm can be at peace until I take over
the end