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The Last Kryptonian

When the beautiful and sarcastic Alexandra Black dies she expected to go straight to a very hot place instead some asshole decided it was funny it stick her into the Twilight universe in a Kryptonian body. Chaos and hilarity ensues. ________________________________________________ Or in which a cynical and sarcastic lesbian assassin is stuck into the body of a female version of Clark Kent in a fucked up amalgamation of Twilight, the Nasuverse, and Marvel. ..... Yeah, it doesn’t go too well for the rest of the word. [Cover is made by the amazing author Reality, go check out her fanfic 'Throne of Time'] Discord: https://discord.gg/4j4yC6EEK8

Lord_Shiva_ · Book&Literature
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24 Chs

I need some weed.

[I watched the whole Twilight saga again to refresh my memory to write this chapter for you; you motherfuckers, you better be happy I sacrificed my eyes, and my brain cells for you, probably would have sacrificed my left nut too If I ever had to watch that shit again}

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(Still with the Cullens)

Edythe Cullen was a vampire. Well, technically she was a cold one or a Nosferatu specifically. Since apparently there is more than one version of vampires out in the world, almost like someone decided to take a couple of universes and fuse them together for their own amusement.

Why am I stating the obvious here you may ask?

Well, you see cold ones or Noseferatu; vampires, in general, have heightened emotions.

Sadness becomes despair.

Like, becomes love.

Love becomes yande- I mean obsession.

Hate becomes loathing. Happiness becomes ecstasy

And so on.

That's why when a vampire finds their mate the vampire becomes so possessive of them to the point of killing anything and anyone that even looks at their mate sideways or with aggression.

That's why at this moment Edythe was so ecstatic to point that Jasper has to control himself to not jump around the house like a kid on a sugar rush because his powers were feeding off Edythe emotions.

Edythe was ecstatic rightfully so of course, I mean just think about it. Imagine yourself turning into a stone slab, a cold stone slab at that, that feeds on blood to survive while possessing immortality but having nobody to share it with. Sure super speed, strength, senses, and agility are awesome and sure she does have her brother and the rest of her adopted family, but when you can't even force yourself to love someone because your very instinct goes against it until you find your mate it fucking sucks.

So Edythe seeing herself in Alice's vision kissing someone sent her to euphoria.

Sure just because she is kissing someone doesn't necessarily mean that she found her mate, and she won't know until she physically set her eyes on them, but it sure as hell close enough.

She just has to hold her breath(metaphorically that is) and hope for the best.

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(Back to present with Alexandria)

Walking in the hallways Alexandria's eyes were locked on her new schedule, ignoring nosy teenagers starting at her either in awe or jealously. Some didn't really care and minded their own business sure she was beautiful, but it's like seeing an attractive person in public you sneak a glance in or two and then walk away, unless you're a creep and continue staring.

'Hmm let's see, Ap Lan, Ap Calculus, Ap Trignomatry, Ap Chemistry Ap-wow the kid sure didn't flaunt it but she was damn smart, that's not even mentioning that she held back significantly.'

Checking her watch Alexandria saw that she only had about a minute until first-period class began walking towards her first-period class, Ap Language, Alexandria thought about the future and what's to come.

'Money isn't really an issue not only is it not an issue because I know the future or at least my universes future and I know what to invest in to get super ultra-rich but because of my superpowers I can just superheat the carbon in a lump of coal and turn them into diamonds rather easily, so I don't technically need school, but since I'm a minor I really have no say in it, as for the more supernatural side of things, the stuff that happens in the Twilight sage events could never really hurt me, other than targeting Martha, which is why I would be taking steps and countermeasures in case that ever happens, besides I won't involve myself with the resident disco ball vampires if I could help it. As for the events of Marvel further research would have to be conducted in order to make countermeasures'

Looking ahead Alexandria saw that she made in front of her class's door, opening it up and going in Alexandria couldn't help but marvel at how quick she was able to think, and how fast her new brain is working it felt like if she thought about it hard enough she could achieve anything.

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(Alexandria Pov)

Looking around the classroom, I saw that half the seats were already occupied by teenagers somewhere their phones chewing gum others were talking to their friends, while some just minded their own business.

Looking toward the teacher's desk I saw the teacher was on his desk computer typing on the keyboard.

Walking forward until I made it in front of his desk I cleared my throat in order to get his attention since I didn't know his name or more accurately how to pronounce it since his name was on the schedule given to her next to his designated class.

Hearing the sound of a throat being cleared in front of him the teacher stopped whatever he was typing it into the computer and looked up.

Seeing me standing there. He widened his eyes in surprise probably from seeing a new student we didn't recognize.

"Yes? who might you be" the yet to be named teacher asked?

He had on a black shirt, matching black dress pants, and brown sneakers. Black hair, average somewhat handsome face with a faint stubble on his face. He honestly looked kinda worn down, probably from having to deal with all the bullshit teenagers do on a daily bases.

Showing my right hand for a handshake(Hey! I might be a teenager again, but its no reason to forget manners) which he took in surprise probably because teenagers don't usually offer handshakes. "I'm Alexandria Kent, a new transfer student, pleasure to meet you, sir."

Again winding his eyes in surprise(geez just how rude are these people for the poor guy to be surprised from a polite greeting ) from the terminology used he gave a genuine smile whilst still shaking her hand.

"I see, a pleasure to meet you too Alexandria, I'm Róisín Saoirse Schuyler, please take a seat in an empty one, based on your transfer grades you shouldn't have any problem with this course, never the less please don't be shy to ask if you don't understand anything and if you think I got anything wrong point it out I won't be offended, I'm always up for a good debate, also you can just call me Mr.Ro I'm well aware that my name is very difficult to pronounce" Mr. my name is long and hard to pronounce said. Huh...What a nice guy.

Nodding in understanding with a smile I left to go find an empty seat, by this point the bell has already rung and most students had already made it inside, so most seats were already filled out expect two all the way in the back next to the window.

The seats were connected to each other forming a weird amalgamation of two seats and a table. Walking there and talking a seat I couldn't help but think about how cliche this is. I mean really the only two-seats left were right were the famous protagonist seat is supposed to be, which would make sense since all the pieces were in place for a shounen anime.

The overpowered protagonist with a shitty past, the caring mother who doesn't really matter and adds nothing for the plot except for getting kidnapped every now and then only for the main character to save her so they can get a random power-up, the main character having no friends to speak off but being inexplicably handsome or beautiful in the long run that it doesn't really matter, all I need now is a rival, an evil rival, a jealous best friend, an evil twin, a big boss, and a love interest, maybe even a harem and it will be all set.

(Author note: there will be no evil twin clone bullshit in this story)

But, of course, the universe saw that I was having fun and said 'Nah fam none of that'

Because it was with great shock that I saw one of the most beautiful, no the most beautiful creatures that I have ever seen walk towards where I was sitting and take a seat right next to me.

She then turned towards me and with the most beautiful almost melodic voice I have ever heard and said" Hello, I'm Edythe Cullen who might you be?"

It was this moment that Alexandrine knew just knew that whoever sent her here was cracking up in utter amusement at the moment.

' Well, I need to find a way to buy some weed I need to get higher than a flight attendant.'

Now I know why authors love doing cliff hangers it sooo fun.

I know I don't update a lot so I'm gonna recommend another story with pretty much the same plot as me it's called 'In twilight with superman powers !' by PullUp go check it out if you can't wait for my story to update.

Also, fuck writing dialogue is fucking hard!

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