Chapter 17: Ooops… My Bad

A/N: Okay I will reveal both who will join with Sanji and who is the identity of the Kage... (If you hadn't already guess by his nickname), I'm revealing the Kage this chapter because the next chapter preview...

Anyways... the next finally mystery member is drum roll please (drum roll) Ino... why? Well only a couple people guess correctly: her obsession for Sasuke... plus I thought it would be funny if there was the Sakura, Ino rivalry... it was tough choice between all there member of Team 10... (Shino was the obvious he would join with Sanji...) I have yet to choose a roll for Shikamaru and Choji, I've been toying with some ideas but none certain yet... oh yes Ino ate a Devil Fruit, called the Soul Soul Fruit, you can already figure out her powers...

Oh yes the Kage is... drum roll please (drum roll) Kakashi, he will be introduce in the next chapter, but I had to reveal in this chapter because of the next chapter preview (next chapter is a silly chapter that can be described as filler but I had to write it)...

Enjoy the latest chapter...

Chapter 17: Ooops… My Bad

After a few days of sailing they finally found the place that Johnny and Yosaku were telling them about. It was a ship was well… looked like a floating restaurant… the bow looked like a fish and the name could be seen… The Baratie.

"Brother Luffy, Brother Naruto, Brother Zoro, Brother Sasuke, Sister Sakura, Brother Usopp, Brother Kiba and Sister Nami there it is!" said Yosaku.

"Do they have to call me "sister"?" asked Nami.

"There is it…" said Johnny.

"Finally… we might be able to get real food…" said Sasuke.

"What do you mean real food… ramen is real food…" said Naruto.

"We've been eating for the past two days… we need to something other than ramen…" said Sakura.

"Kit… what's with your eating habits?" asked Kyubi.

"What? Ramen is so good…" thought Naruto.

"Looks like we have company…" said Usopp.

It was true, there was a Marine Ship.

"I wonder when their start singing?" asked Naruto.

Everyone stared at him sweatdroped.

"Kit… for the last time… they don't sing" said Kyubi.

A Marine appeared on the deck of the Marine ship, he appeared to be an officer

"So a pirate ship… I'm LT. Fullbody… who are you… who is your captain." he asked, he had scars, pink hair and one of his fists had what looked like a weird brass knuckle.

"I am Monkey D. Luffy!" said Luffy.

"I'm Fox D. Naruto, call me Shadow Fox…" said Naruto.

"And I'm the great captain Usopp!" yelled Usopp.

"You're not the captain!" yelled Kiba.

"Then why did Naruto go up?" asked Usopp.

Kiba shrugged...

"I have never heard of you…" said Fullbody.

"We just made our flag a few days ago…" said Luffy.

"Just a few days a ago…" said Yosaku.

"You guys are just armatures…" said Johnny.

"I know your Johnny and Yosaku, the two bit bounty hunters… I'm not surprised you were captured by these pirates…" said Fullbody.

"I believe we were just insulted…" said Johnny.

"We will defend our honor…" said Yosaku

Both drew their swords ready to fight him…

5 seconds later…

Both were laying on the Going Merry's deck, swollen, bloody and beaten up. Wanted poster surrounded them.

"Man you guys are weak…" said Luffy.

Nami and Sakura went over to them to help clean up and bandage them. Nami picked up a wanted poster and seemed to freeze up.

"Nami what is it?" asked Sakura.

Nami showed her the wanted poster… Sakura seemed to freeze up as well but less than Nami.

"Try and forget him for the time being…" said Sakura.

"Oh Fullbody come on!" said a woman's voice on the marine ship.

"I'll be right there…" said Fullbody, "Your luck that this is my day off… otherwise I would have made you pay… but next time you won't be so lucky…"

"Kit be on guard I'm sure something will happen …" said Kyubi.

As it turns Fullbody's ship lit a canon.

"Uh-oh…" said Naruto.

"They lit a canon!" yelled Usopp.

"Don't worry!" said Luffy.

Just as the canon shot at the Going Merry, Luffy managed to Gum Gum Balloon, when it bounced back… it hit the wrong ship… it hit the Baratie…

"Great…" said Zoro.

"Your brother hit the wrong ship…" said Kyubi.

Naruto sweatdroped... "I'm going to get that Marine…" he said.

"Don't worry about I'm sure he'll get his just deserts…" said Kyubi.

Kyubi was right, not too long later after pissing off an assistant chef that had acted as a waiter due to the fact all of but one of the waiters or waitress in this case all left, he held Fullbody by the fore head… Fullbody was bleeding profoundly. The assiant chef was a 19 year old with blonde hair, part of it covered his left eye, wearing a black suit.

"Stop it Sanji!" begged one of the chefs.

"Please stop…" begged the waitress who was a 14 year old blonde girl with her hair pulled up into a ponytail, she wore a purple halter top and jean capris.

The but assiant chef named Sanji wouldn't listen. The waitress looked around then found what she was looking for.

Sanji continued to hold Fullbody then something strange happened, his body seemed to falter for a few seconds then seemed went back to normal. He dropped him with out saying anything, looked over Fullbody in a way that made it look like he was checking him out then walked away… in mid step his body faltered again and went back to normal once again… his curly eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"Ino!" yelled Sanji.

Thwe waitress named Ino laughed "You should stop doing that to the costumers… what would Zeff say when he found out… he's a officer of the Marines… he could get the place shut down…" said Ino.

"So that's why Sanji was checking him out?" whispered one of the chefs.

"Must be or a joke from Ino…" whisper another.

"Do you know what he did!" said Sanji.

"Unless it's waste food I don't want to hear it…" said Ino.

Sanji was awkwardly silent…

"So he did waste food…" said Ino she gave a somewhat evil smile "You should have said that in first place…"

Sanji was once again about to grab the marine when another chef came out from the bathroom.

"Oh Sanj what are you doing?" yelled another chef, "That's a customer the life blood of the business, what's all his life blood doing all over the place? And Ino why didn't you stop him?"

"First of, Patty you make such bad jokes…" said Ino, "The jerk was wasting food, I stopped Sanji at first then I found I agreed with him… even the Marines shouldn't' waste food."

"I can get you shut down… this bug infested restaurant should get shut down…" said Fullbody.

Sanji was about to attack him again but the other chefs restrained him.

"Hey Sanji… is that his date…" asked Ino.

Sanji was struggling but stopped when she asked that question.

"Yeah…" he said he smirked, knowing what Ino was about to do.

Right before Ino was going to do something Luffy who was upstairs making negotiations with the head chef (after destroying part of the restaurant) crashed with the ceiling with head chef who kicked him. The head chef was a man with a braided mustache, a really tall chefs hat and a peg leg.

"Chef Zeff…" said one of the chefs.

"Sanji was trying to kill him!" said another.

"It's not Sanji's fault… he wasted food…" said Ino.

The head chef known as Zeff kicked Sanji in the face with his peg leg.

"That's for doing that to customer… again…" said Zeff.

Fullbody began to crawl away but was stopped by Zeff who also kicked him the face with his peg leg.

"And you leave…" said Zeff.

Zeff, Patty, Sanji and Ino began to fight. Luffy sweatdroped, "This place it a mad house."

Just then a marine ran though the doors, bloody.

"Fullbody sir… the prisoner… the one that worked for Kreig escaped!" said the marine… before being shot in the back.

"I'm starving… I need something to eat…" said the man who was a pirate going over to sit down at a table.

"Why of course squid face… how much money do you have?" asked Patty.

"This is why he's not a waiter…" said Ino with sweat drop, Sanji let out a small laugh.

"Do you take lead…" said the pirate putting a gun to Patty's head.

"No money, no service!" yelled Patty hitting him on the head.

Both Ino and Sanji left for some reason a few minutes, after a few minutes Ino managed to get outside while carrying place of food she made for the pirate to find that Sanji already beat her to it.

"Hey!" she yelled.

"Sorry Ino…" said Sanji with a slight smirk.

"Well the more food the better…" said Ino placing the plate of food next to him.

"I should warn you… she's not that good of a cook…" said Sanji.

"Sanji…" growled Ino.

"… but she's better than half the crap cooks here…" said Sanji.

After the pirate finished the food there was a yell.

"That food saved you life! Hey Mr. Cook you want to join my crew!"

All three of them looked up and Luffy on one of the upper decks, not too long later he joined them.

"So you a pirate…" said Ino.

"Yeah, I'm sure am." said Luffy.

"Then why did you fire on us…" asked Sanji.

"It was a stray cannonball lunched in self defense…" said Luffy.

"That doesn't make any sense…" said Ino with a sweat drop.

"Well you better watch out, the crap geezer used to cook for an infamous pirate…" said Sanji.

"So he's a pirate…" said Luffy.

"And the Baratie's his treasure… so you better be careful not to destroy part of it again…" said Ino.

"Pirates flock here and all of the chefs are pirate-types… some of the people just come to watch the pirates and chefs go at it…" said Sanji.

"I can see this place is a nut house…" said Luffy.

"It's something that someone needs to get used to…." said Ino.

"That's also why all the waiters other than Ino jumped ship…" said Sanji.

"So that's why he wants me to work here for a year…" said Luffy, "Mr. Cook will you join?"

"I decline…" said Sanji.

"No…" said Luffy, "I decline…"

"You decline what?" asked Ino.

"I decline his declination…" said Luffy.

"Well I'm staying… and I have my reasons…" said Sanji.

"Yaah what?" asked Luffy.

"None of your business…" said Sanji.

"Well too bad you joining…" said Luffy, "I already decided…"

The two began to fight… Ino cleared her throat… but it didn't get their attention… then she yelled "I know the Chicken Dance… and I'm not afraid to use it!"

This caused the argument to end, both Luffy and the pirate stared at her like she was crazy… Sanji sighed, he was the only one who knew what she meant.

"Was there something you want to say Ino?" asked Sanji.

"Yes I have comprises... I'll join…" said Ino.

Sanji was smoking a cigarette, it fell out of his mouth when he opened his mouth in shock.

"Chore boy… you have some girls on your crew?" asked Ino.

"Yeah two…" said Luffy.

"Good… so I decided… unless Sanji changes his mind or I do I will join…" said Ino.

"You?" said Sanji.

"That's right…" said Ino, "I need to be in a place where I'm not the only female… and besides you might change your mind… I might change my mind, I wouldn't join for another year… so you don't have to worry about me leaving for a long time…"

"Hey I'd hate to butt in…" said the pirate.

"Yeah?" said Luffy.

"I'm, Gin, one Kreig's men… I wondering… what's your prize?" asked the pirate named Gin.

"Oh, I'm going after One Piece and I'm headed to the Grand Line…" said Luffy.

"Your crew must be small if you don't have an cook yet…" said Gin.

"With her it makes 9… 10 if you count one of my crew member's dog… 11 if you count the voice in my brother's head…" said Luffy.

Everyone sweatdroped, Gin cleared his throat.

"Well you don't seem like a bad sort so I'll give you a word of warning… don't go to the Grand Line if you know what's good for you…" said Gin, "The Ocean's are vast, the Grand Lien is just one narrow route… don't go there…"

"What do you know about it?" asked Luffy.

"Not much… but what I do know scares me…" said Gin.

"But I'm sure that the voice in my brother's head know more than you... after all he's probably traveled the Grand Line…" said Luffy.

"Okay… your weird…" said Ino.

"I'll explain it you later… after all you do want to join right… you should know about my brother…" said Luffy.

Ino just looked at Luffy like he was crazy but the way he said made it seem like he wasn't and there was something to his brother.

Not too long later Gin was leaving.

"I'm still going ot Grand Line… no matter what you say…" said Luffy.

"I still say that it's still a bad idea…" said Gin.

"Chore boy!" yelled Zeff.

"Uh-oh…" said Luffy.

Zeff stood on one of the upper decks.

"Oh man… you two are going to get it for the free meals…" said Gin.

Sanji picked up the evidence of the free meals and toss it over board.

"What free meals…" said Ino.

Gin bowed to them gratitude, "Thank you, both of you…" he said.

"Come back anytime…" said Ino.

Hopefully in the next year, otherwise you won't see her…" said Sanji.

Ino gave a small laugh and Gin sailed away.

"Sanji! Ino! Chore boy get to work…" yelled Zeff.

Not too long later…

"Just take orders Chore Boy!" yelled Patty to Luffy.

In the short time Luffy started he broke dishes, stole food, and burned himself… and that in less than 10 minutes…

"I can see you're not used to this…" laughed Ino carrying a tray of drinks.

"Yeah… I can understand why a friend of mine hated it…" said Luffy.

Both went down the main restaurant… there was the rest of the Straw Hats.

"Hi chore boy!" sad Nami.

"So… stuck here for a whole year…" said Sasuke.

"Does that mean Naruto's now captain?" asked Kiba.

"You have such bad luck…" said Sakura.

"You guys are eating with out me! That's mean!" yelled Luffy.

"Quiet down Luffy…" said Sanji flirting with a woman.

"Why shouldn't we? I mean the food is great…" said Zoro.

When Zoro wasn't looking Luffy picked his nose and put in the booger in his drink. Kiba, Usopp and Naruto were giggling immaturely, when Zoro was about to drink… he stuffed the glasses into Luffy's mouth and made Luffy it drink it. Luffy was coughing while lying on the ground.

"So this is your crew…" said Ino who had severed her drinks and walked up to the crew, she began to blush and walked over the Sasuke, "Who is this?" asked Ino.

"Uchiha Sasuke…" answered Sasuke.

"You are so hot!" said Ino grabbing his arm.

Sasuke sighed.

"Hey Sasuke is mine…" said Sakura grabbing his other arm.

The two began to glare at her.

"Who's she?" asked Nami.

"This is Ino, she agreed to be our new cook…" said Luffy.

"What?" said Sakura?

"What… can't take that you have competition?" asked Ino.

"Ino means pig… Miss Piggy…" said Sakura.

"Well look at your forehead…" said Ino, "It's big and wide… Billboard Brow…"

The two began to glare lighting…

"Will you stop laughing!" yelled Naruto.

"What's wrong?" asked Luffy.

"Kyubi keeps laughing…" said Naruto.

"But ha ha so ha ha ha funny. Ha ha hah! I ha can't ha ha believe ah ha that ha brother ha ha ha did that… Ha ha ha ha!" laughed Kyubi.

"You should tell Ino about your guest later…" said Luffy.

"Yeah…" said Naruto.

"So Ino… your always saying how I shouldn't hit on the costumers but look what you're doing…" said Sanji.

Ino stopped glaring at Sakura, let go of Sasuke, turned to Sanji and said "This is my one to your one million… my one to your one million…"

Sanji then noticed Nami and fell in love with her.

"See…" said Ino with a sweat drop.

Sanji began to began a strange rant about how much in love he was with Nami and how he would stoop to become a pirate just to be with her… Zeff hear this, after giving his consent to join the two started to fight. Zeff threw Sanji on ot the Straw Hats table Ino sighed and said "I can't wait to leave this mad house…" she walked away and began to wait on more tables… little did she know was that partially thanks to her she'd leave that mad house sooner than she would think…

Next Time: The Namikage Hatake "Orange Book" Kakashi is a regular as the Baratie... however there's a mystery about him... and Naruto is determined to solve that mystery... with a little help from Sanji... Meanwhile Nami is thinking of doing something... and she lets Sakura in on it... but Sakura is agaisnt it... and it may cause both their friendship and partnership to shatter... Contains Alternate endings after wards...