Fool's 1 and 2

Ok a few things. 1 the [Legion scroll] dosent work on monsters my level or higher. 2 I can use star points to increase my subordinates stats but they can be the same as me long winded explanation short my subordinates can only be weaker than me by 1 point but it's not a loss. I did notice that they seem to have no intelligence I mean they follow orders but that's it and I thought they said this game would be 100% real if so why are the npc's brain dead?

In any event I'm now lvl 8 and all stats at 2 star that's x3 to all stats. Fool's 1 and 2 are lvl 7 and all stats are at 1 star oh and I upgraded my werewolf bloodline its now white rather than gray.

[Werewolf bloodline (white): Crit damage x2 20% chance, Crit damage x3 5% chance, Crit damage x4 1% chance]

Yay. Now then to the lvl 10 zone. This place looks good oh look it's Kobald Hulk yaaaa FOOL'S 1 AND 2 SIC HIM.

Wack wack

Ya they got him but he shrugs off the attacks and raised his club just to have his nuts crunched by my club ya I know in hurts but it's so effective. After he was taken care of we started mowing through the mobs this is so much more efficient. As we fight through the mobs I notice a large Kobald like larger than Hulk Kobald and when I check his stats this is what I see.

Moxy

Lvl: 10 Elite

Hp: 1000

Wow no wonder he's guarded by about 10 special Kobalds now then how am I going to work this. Well first off get to lvl 10 and make everything 3 stars then I guess pick off the specials.....

2 hours and 1 large power up later.

Ok we are all set to give this a go. I leave the fool's a bit away from the mobs and slowly inch into one of the specials aggro zone. Got him as I run back he charges at me but fool's 1 and 2 hit him first then it's the usual routine. After cleaning out the specials Moxy is on his own ok let's start as usual I have the fool's grab aggro the yup cross your legs and smile.... however.

Wack wack crunch RAWR

Umm that dosen't sound right as he doesn't fall down but instead swings his club at me oh crap I think as I duck. Ok new plan just hit him as I try cracking him in all the vital points I can remember but it doesn't work and it only makes him mad well I definitely have his attention now as I keep dodging to you know not get clobbered fool's 1 and 2 are still smacking him though but there damage is pitiful.

-5 -7 -6 -3 -3 crit vital point -12

Ya that's our damage so far we got a long road ahead of us as I continue going for the vitals ya that's only pissing him off more though.

1 hour lots of dodging and a pint of blood later.

Fuck he's finally dead I so don't wana do this again. Well nothing for it now let's see what I get.

DING aquired 1 silver coin, 1000 monster coins, 1 Elite quest token, 1 SMASH and 3 legion scrolls.

Oh ya good stuff especially the legion scrolls and SMASH really well let's see what this all is.

[SMASH (Bronze) damage 30-50

+10 Strength

+10 Endurance]

Good weapon I'm using this.

[Elite quest token] use to start Elite quest. (Requires user to be 3 stars)

Wait if I use this and complete the quest I'll become an Elite monster oh the possibilities and also I think I'll get SMASH for fool's 1 and 2 ya there is no lvl requirement so it'll definitely be useful I'll just farm here till Moxy respawns.

1 hour of farming mobs later.

Alright let's try this again... Moxy's dead again and in record time too only 10 minutes. We got another SMASH and a Guild creation token this time. Not very useful for me and let's go again..... Moxy's dead in 30 seconds we got SMASH I think he will drop that every time and an equipment slot opening card which I put aside as the only things I have are SMASH and a cloth covering my lower area ya don't visualize it ain't pretty. Well now that I'm lvl 11 I need to find my way out of the starter zone to be honest you do that at lvl 10 and normally you can't lvl up to 11 you need to choose your starter class to get past 10 but I'm a monster so the class thing dosen't contain me but I don't get a class as well so it kinda evens out.

We continue heading outward we have to hit some kinda wall at some point at that time I'll just pick a direction and walk I'll get out umm eventually right? As we walk the forest is getting darker until it's hard to see too far in one direction and then we ran into some large spiders and they are both 1 star lvl 10's. Well we will do the usual I sent the fool's to aggro them (they were too close to each other) I also followed fool 1 and attacked his we kill the spider and head to fool 2 but then fool 2 falls and dies what this can't be right both fool's hp is higher than the spiders and they got excellent passive defense. I ready up and eye fool 1 but he's dead on the ground too as I look back at the spider I see green slime ooze from its mandible fuck poison however my eyes glow red and as I rush the thing I rawr then just beat it it dies after the 2nd hit but I just continue smacking it until the rage is gone and it's just a bunch of mangled limbs. As I turn to look at the fool's corpses I can feel years start to form no I tell myself not here it's too dangerous so I grab their weapons then touch the spiders corpses and don't bother looking at what I got then I reach out and hesitate for a second then touch the fool's corpses then I start running back the way we came untill I'm back in the clearing were Moxy walks.

I put my back to a large rock then sit down and start crying. What oh well boohoo he's crying over a bunch of data well this world is now reality for the entire human race for the next 10 years and most likely from then on too why oh well we humans fucked up royally after world War 3 and the nuclear holocaust then some brainiacs saying they found a way to fix the world well they succeeded but they also succeeded in destroying the plants survival as after they fixed it they found that after the method they used the world's core will now implode in 50 years time. After that the world government spent 40 years trying to find a solution and the solution was to have the entire human race get on starship and voyage to another living planet called New Hope but even though the planet was 20 times larger than earth and is suitable for human habitation there are large ferocious creatures living on it so they hatched this game Second Life everything in the game can be realized into reality your character stats, weapons, armor and other items even people and monsters can be realized into reality it was to help humanity to have a fighting chance to survive on this new world that means that that dead data could have become real flesh and blood so there.

As I wipe my face off with my hairy arm I can't sit here and sulk everyone else is getting stronger so I should too I think as I pull out the legion scrolls. My first mistake was going in without observing my second was going in understaffed I think as I look at the legion scrolls.