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Reincarnation of a Non-Retard

Our dear MC died... that's it. He is average. A non retard. And gets reincarnated into a typical retarded fantasy world. A side project for fun, I have no motivation to continue my others work really... *sighs in sighness* Hiatus, and will probably won't wrote this one ever

RealmWriter · Fantasy
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4 Chs

KILLER SLIMES!!

I looked across the selection and sighed...

I shouldn't be ungrateful, being able to Reincarnate is a good enough opportunity, I shouldn't be like those chinnese protagonists who complain all day.

"I choose the system"

"Ok child"

The old women went and tapped the blue glowing light, and it started going up.

"Here, your new life is now–..."

I couldn't hear anything after that as my vision went white and an 'interface' appeared in front of me.

[Options]

1. Reincarnate, but as a baby(Random)

2. Transmigerate, but as your original self(bare minimum customization)

3. Transmigerate, but as a teenager(standard level customization)

This is okay

I thought I would just

Which one... maybe second? but that was ruined by alcohol and shit?

Teenager? no, I don't want to have hormones again... bad memories.

Then I guess random.

"System, do option on–"

Wait a minute

"Is there a chance I might be not a human?"

[Yes]

Oh, does it have intelligence to speak?

[Yes]

It can read my mind?

[Yes]

Oh great, my privacy is perfectly fine

[...]

Well whatever, now here is the big question, is there a chance I COULD become a girl?

[Likely]

'...'

"Choose option three"

[Option 3. Confirm? Yes/No]

I pressed Yes.

[Integrating command... Accomplished... Reincarnating!]

Again, another white flash. I've seen a lot of them lately!

After a long time of what felt like high speed marry-go-round I felt myself sitting on ground.

'Hmmm'

The air was nice and fresh, the ground was comfortable and I wanted to just slee–

[My Lord, DONT SLEEP, THERE ARE KILLER SLIMES NEARBY!!]

"H-what!?"

I immediately got up... And saw a giant slime from above!

I rolled to the side to try and get as less crushed as possible.

Only to see the 'giant' slime that was about to crush me next to my head... and the size of my head...

//Piece of shit...//

'What do you mean 'killer slime'!? isn't this just some tiny nooormal slime!'

[Ehe]

'Che! must be that old hag!'

I looked around to get a better view of the place. It was a giant plains with red and green grass, cool breezy winds and a somewhat clear sky, with no harsh sunlight.

Behind me was a giant dark forest like forest, with somewhat blue-ish tinted leaves. I could hear the squishing(?) of slimes from the slime colony behind me. They were really cute, like kitten level!

'Wasn't I supposed to get a 'standard customization'?'

[Understood. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...! Commencing Standard Customization process!]

Another white flash! What is it with white flashes and reincarnation?

[Character Sheet]

Name: ???(Nathan Joseph)Please set!

Titles:0(Expand)

Proffesion(s):0(Expand)

Age: 17

Alignment: ???(Chaotic-Neutral, Not Confirmed)

Stats: Strength 1, Agility 1, Constitution 1, Intelligence 1, Charisma 1, Locked Stats(Expand)

Abillities:0(Expand)

Equipment:0(Expand)

Relations:1(Expand)

[My Lord, you have 10.0 points available to use]

"What can I use them for?"

[My Lord, can increase and/or unlock Stats, Abillities, proffesions, and more! Please request information regarding purchase]

'Hmmm, what does INT and CHA do?'

[Intelligence increases the users mental prowess, like mental defence/resilience and brain power, like maximum stress, memory power, etc. Do note that Intelligence is a semi-invariable stat, which means it is impossible to increase through stat points. Charisma improves users social skills, eloquence, etc. It is a variable stat]

'What are the different types stats?'

[Invariable are Stats which can not be naturally, like training, stat points, etc. They are really difficult to increase so I advice increasing them, but you need to unlock them first, which uses more points than increasing]

[Variable are Stats which can increase by a lot of ways]

'Oh, thanks'

After a few minutes of thinking I decided.

'Show me the list of locked stats'

[Understood, My Lord]

[Locked Stats Catalogue Tier 1]:

LUCK(IV)

MANA(V)

PRECISION(V)

AURA...

.....

.....

.....

....

YAN...

YIN(SV)

'Hmmm. What does it mean by Tier 1?'

[There are 5 Tiers to this catalogue, and every teir gets better. Basic Is equivalent to tier 1]

I made an 'O' face.

'Oh so I want...'

...

'Done!'

[Character Sheet]

Name: Nathan Joseph

Titles:0(Expand)

Proffesion(s):0(Expand)

Age: 17

Alignment: ???(Chaotic-Neutral, Not Confirmed)

Stats: Strength 1, Agility 1, Constitution 1, Intelligence 1, Charisma 1, Luck 4, Mana 1, Precision 1, Locked Stats(Expand)

Abillities:2(Expand)

Equipment:0(Expand)

Relations:1(Expand)

[Luck: Makes you more lucky the more it increases]

[Mana: Increases Mana capacity the more it increases]

I got the Abillities:

[Natural Sharpshooter]: Increases users proficiency in ranged combat/weapons.

–Ranged weapons are easier to use

–Proficiency in ranged weapons increase faster and easier

–Proficiency in ranged weapons greatly carry over

[A Good Sharpshooter Should Know How To Craft!!]: You can make bows, arrows, bullets, etc. more proficiently.

–Knowledge for related subjects are more easily integrated and understood

–Increases skill and proficiency in making such products

–Better 'eye' for such products

I honestly LOVE sharpshooters, like being able to assassinate from a range, hidden from the world is sooo cool!

And also Kim-Hajin influenced this (~_•).

'I guess that's it for now!'

I looked around to see the cute slimes, plains and forest.

'Should I go through the forest or plains?'

***

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Author's Note

Was that too much? That info dump... Well I hope the one dude who added this to their library likes it! Any suggestions?

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Kim-Hajin: The protagonist of [The Novel's Extra], a GREAT novel. The first part is on webnovel so feel free to check it out, my recommend! He is also a Sharpshooter.

(~°~) Drunk and upside down

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