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Reincarnated as Deadpool

A man from our world transmigrated into the body of Deadpool.

UT_007 · Anime & Comics
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30 Chs

Why my life is so busy?

I opened the portal without the Sling Ring. Ancient One was shocked and was about to ask about it but I interrupted her and said, "I will answer your questions after breakfast".

I entered the portal without waiting for her to reply. She sighed and strode towards the entrance of the Castle.

She opened the door and was surprised to see a group of ladies standing in trance.

She was also surprised by the beauty and luxury that was oozing out from the interiors of the Castle.

I already had planted the general layout of the Castle in Vanessa's mind. She was also surprised by the beauty of the castle. She composed herself when she saw Ancient One enter the Castle.

"Ok ladies, I will now guide you to your rooms. Freshen up and then come to the dining hall", Van said, while pointing towards the dining hall.

On the other hand, I opened the portal into my old apartment to pick up the baby wolf.

A shadow jumped at me but I caught it reflexively. I felt soft fur in my hands, it was the baby wolf that jumped at me while wagging its tail.

"Oh, someone is happy", I said while patting its head.

I didn't open the portal near the market because I didn't know the area well, to pinpoint a location with no people.

I opened the lock using the portal, like how Dr. Strange stole books in Kamar Taj in MCU.

I walked toward the market while thinking about the upgrades I could do, in the Castle, after I unlocked the new aspect of the magical diagrams.

I was simultaneously looking out for the desolated places from where I could use the portal.

I bought the raw material from the market while using Analyze to sort the best out of the worst.

"I have to speed up the establishment of the farm after seeing such poor quality of products", I thought while gathering attention due to a baby wolf sitting on my head with its hind lends legs supported by the back of my collar.

I found a desolate building a few blocks from the market. It was an unfinished building, it was due to some dispute that happened regarding the ownership of the land, I got to know this from the locals.

I entered the building and without further ado, I started to open the portal. Suddenly, the white wolf jumped off my head and started running toward some mouse.

"Hey, umm, what will be its name?", I was about to call it but became distracted thinking about its name.

I was brought out of my distracted state by the howl of the wolf.

"Oh, it can howl, I thought it was small to do so", I thought while running towards the howl.

I saw a girl, from her appearance she looked less than 16 years old. The girl was shivering while being covered by a bunch of rats all over her body.

Luna was the name that I thought for the wolf; I don't know its gender but I liked the name so I kept it despite the name being feminine.

I saw a white rat snuggling near the neck of the girl as if trying to comfort her. The other rats were also trying to warm her shivering body.

I approached her to analyze her disease and use my healing abilities on her but the rats started squeaking loudly as if warning me.

Luna barked several times and the white rat nodded.

"Oh my God, did Luna talk to the rat and the rat replied", I thought and then whispered to the readers, "Hey guys, it looks like I got myself a Rocket Wolf(Rocket Racoon from Guardian of the Galaxy), she(it) seems to have intelligence way above her(it) species, maybe she was being experimented in the Workshop, let me check, and don't tell anyone, especially not that bald one-eyed pirate".

I asked Luna, "Do you understand the language of rats?".

She nodded, "It looks like my speculation was right", I whispered to the readers.

"I named you Luna, do you like it? Generally, Luna Wolf refers to the alpha female in the pack of wolves", I said while hoping she was female, otherwise, I had to rack my brains to think of other names and the infinite intelligence didn't improve my naming sense.

She barked and wagged her tail and rotated on her spot to show her happiness.

"Ok, let's get to business, shall we? Luna, tell the rat that I can heal the girl".

Luna nodded and barked several times to the white rat, the rat looked at me and then towards the other rats and squealed.

The rats started to leave the girl's body, I went near and scanned her body to check for the diseases, to figure out what caused them.

She was suffering from Rat-bite fever.

Rat-bite fever (RBF) is an infectious disease caused by two different bacteria: Streptobacillus moniliformis, the only reported bacteria that causes RBF in North America (streptobacillary RBF) Spirillum minus, common in Asia (spirillary RBF, also known as sodoku).

The situation regarding the girl was irony itself. The rats that protected her were the cause of her illness.

I had deep knowledge about different diseases because the skill Cooking Lv Max was no joke. The skill gave in in-depth knowledge about different diseases and what caused them, for two different reasons:

1. It gives knowledge about the disease to form a proper diet for the person suffering from that disease.

2. It also tells me about the different diseases caused by food poisoning or diseases caused due to infected or polluted raw materials.

I also detected that the girl's body was malnourished.

I used my healing abilities and her pained expression relaxed.

"Luna tell the rat the reason that I told you, for her illness and also tell that they all could come to my place to live, as I already have a big place and now I sort of run an orphanage", I cannot ignore her, so I asked Luna for help.

Luna barked several times and the rat nodded. Luna looked toward me and nodded.

The white rat squealed at the rats and made them disperse. It also kept its distance from the girl. I smiled seeing it care for the girl and not come near her, to not infect her.

I made a semipermeable membrane of magic and asked Luna to deliver my words to the rat, "Tell it to pass the membrane, it will clean it from all the harmful microorganisms, and then it can live with the girl".

Luna barked and the rat instantly jumped. Animals were innocent and they believe a person if he/she helped them even once despite them gaining intelligence.

"Sigh~, I can't even shop while not attracting these types of situations. Why my life is so busy? I wanted a slow life but problems kept coming toward me wherever I go", I shook my head and opened the portal.