Pizza Gal

The doorbell rings, and Travis asks: "Can someone please get that?" "Fine, I'll get it." I say, as I walk towards the door and open it. I see a familiar face that I tried so hard to forget. "Good evening, my name is Nana. I'm in charge of the neighborhood watch, and I-eh!" Nana starts to say. I scoff. "Nana..." I say. "Oh, it's you." She says. "Did you just say you're in charge of the neighborhood watch? Why would anyone ever put someone like you in charge of the neighborhood watch?" I say. "Listen, I've changed... a bit. Besides, can't someone like me be in charge of the safety of others?" She says. "You're definitely up to something. I just know it." I say. "Come on, all that stuff is in the past now. I just want to become a productive member of society, and to answer your previous question: Yes, I am indeed in charge of the neighborhood watch, and I just wanted to let you know that if you have any problems... you can report them to someone who actually cares, which is not me... Have a fantastic day!" Nana says, before laughing and walking away. Then, I close the door. "Wow, how helpful of her..." I say sarcastically. "Aaron~Kun, who was that?" Zane~Kun asks. I turn around, and say: "Eh, just a jerk from high school." "Oh, Zane~Kun was kind of hoping that it was the artists Zane~Kun hired to make more art for his shipping shrine." Zane~Kun says. "Excuse me, what?" I yell. "What are you yelling about, Aaron?" Travis asks, as he walks downstairs. "Zane~Kun is hiring artists to make some sort of shrine for his ship!" I say. "Did Zane~Kun say shrine? He meant... um-" Zane~Kun says. "Whatever! Can you guys just keep your voices down? I'm trying to meditate!" Travis says. "Oh, that reminds Zane~Kun! Zane~Kun will have the tea he is making for Travis~Kun to him as soon as it's ready!" Zane~Kun says. "Thanks Zane~Kun, I'll tell you a bedtime story of "Prince Aaron, and his loyal knight, named Aphmau" as payment." Travis says. "Will there be lots of kissing, and other stuff?" Zane~Kun asks. "If the tea is amazing, then yes." Travis says. "Heheh!~ YAY!~" Zane~Kun says, happily. "TRAVIS!" I yell. I start to run after him. He yelps and runs to his room. Before I can catch up to him, he locks the door. I can hear his muffled giggling through the door. "Laugh while you can, Travis! Because I'm gonna steal your tea!" I say. He gasps. "You wouldn't dare!" He says. "Try me." I say. "Fine... I won't encourage his behavior anymore. But I'm still telling him that story! Because I need that tea." Travis says. Then, I sigh. "Fine, whatever... As long as you stop after today, I guess." I say. "I will. I will." He responds. Then, I walk back down the stairs. I hear the doorbell ring again, and I sigh. "Guess I'll get it again." I say. I open the door and see, yet another familiar face. It was Michi. "Pizza delivery for Mr...- wait a second. Aaron?" Michi says. "Yeah, it's me! I seem to be seeing a lot of people from high school!" I say. Then, Michi giggles. "Well, it's a small world, cutie!~" Michi says, and then winks. I blush, and groan. "Will you ever stop calling me that?" I ask. "Nope, never!~" Michi says, and then chuckles. "Anyway, you mentioned a pizza?" I ask. "Oh yes, right! The pizza was ordered by a "Mister Ein."" Michi says. "Okay, Michi. Excuse me for a moment." I say. "Of course." Michi says. I close the door and yell: "EIN, YOUR PIZZA'S HERE!" Then, Ein's door swings open, and he runs downstairs. He then opens the front door. "Sorry, I didn't hear the doorbell ring." Ein says. "It's absolutely fine! Anyway, here you go." Michi says, and hands Ein the pizza. "That'll be $9.99." Michi says. "What? But I already paid online." Ein says. "Sorry, Mr. Ein. Your credit card was declined. I don't handle the finances. I just deliver the pizzas." Michi says. "I would have thought I'd get a phone call about that." Ein says, and then sighs. "I just lost my wallet somewhere in my room, though. Aaron, can you lend me some of your money? I'll pay you back, I promise!" Ein says. I sigh. "Fine, Ein. Come on, my wallet's in my room. Wait here, please, Michi." I say. "Sure thing, cutie!" She says, as I start to blush again. Then, me and Ein walk up the stairs, and into my room.

I walk into the living room and see a meif'wa girl with light purple hair, tan skin, and green eyes in the doorway. "She-she looks so pretty... and cute... Oh no, Zane~Kun, don't imagine her with her shirt off..." I think. Then, I can't control my mind, and I imagine her with her shirt off. "Oh no, she's hot!" I think.

"Thank you so much, Aaron!" Ein says, starting to walk out of my room. "As long as you pay me back... It's fine, dude." I say. "I will! I promised, and I don't break promises!" Ein says, starting to walk down the stairs. I was still following him. I didn't really know why. I guess I just didn't want to stay in my room today. Me and Ein walked into the living room and noticed Zane~Kun in front of the front door, holding a cookie and the pizza box. "Huh? Where did the pizza gal go?" Ein asks. "O-oh, she said the pizza was on her, and she left!" Zane~Kun says. "Really? that was really nice of her." Ein says. "Yeah!" I say. Then, Zane~Kun rushes upstairs. "That was weird..." I say. "Yeah, well, it's Zane~Kun. He's always weird!" Ein says. "Yeah, you're right." I respond. "Oh, I should ask Travis if he wants some pizza!" I say. "Yeah, you probably should. Anyway, I'm going back into my room." Ein says, as he walks up the stairs, and into his room. Then, I run up the stairs and knock on Travis' door. "Hey Travis, want some pizza?" I ask. "Sure, just as soon as I'm done meditating. Thanks for interrupting that, by the way." Travis says. "Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt!" I say. "It's fine!" Travis says. Then, I decide to check on Zane~Kun. I knock on his door and say his name, but there's no answer. "Okay, I'm gonna come in." I open the door and walk in. Then, I see Michi lying in bed with Zane~Kun leaning over her. "ZANE~KUN!" I exclaim. "Wait, it's not what it looks like! Zane~Kun can explain! When Zane~Kun saw her, Zane~Kun was so starstruck that he wanted to offer her a sweet cookie! Zane~Kun thinks he must have accidentally grabbed one of the magic cookies! It must have put her to sleep! She'll wake up! Zane~Kun promises! Zane~Kun is sorry for hiding this. He thought that if you saw, you'd think Zane~Kun is crazy, and kick him out of the house! Zane~Kun is so so so sorry!" Zane~Kun says. I sigh. "Zane~Kun, it's okay. You are my friend, and I want to help you get through every problem that you might have. I would only kick you out of the house if you did something extremely terrible. Now, let's take her downstairs and put her on the couch, and when she wakes up, we'll just tell her that she fainted, or something." Zane~Kun sniffles. "Aaron~Kun is too kind to Zane~Kun. Zane~Kun is so sorry..." Zane~Kun says. "Zane~Kun... just.... don't offer any more cookies to pretty girls... I'm not only disappointed in you for having a passed-out girl in your room... BUT, YOU ALSO DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A RESIDENT EVIL 4 POSTER IN YOUR ROOM! I WANT ONE OF THOSE TOO!" I say. "Seriously though, come on. Let's take her downstairs. I don't even know how you managed to get her up here so fast by yourself. You're stronger than you look." I say, as I start to lift up Michi to bring her downstairs.

"She looks so beautiful while she's sleeping..." Zane~Kun says. "She's like a sleeping princess..." He says. "Zane~Kun, why don't you come over here?" I say. "Maybe this is destiny." Zane~Kun says. "No, no, no, Zane~Kun. Please stand right here!" I say, as I walk a bit further away from Michi's unconscious body. "Maybe she'll wake up with a kiss..." Zane~Kun says. "NO, NO, NO, Zane~Kun!" I say, as I sprint towards Zane~Kun, and push him further away from Michi. "Stay right there!" I say. "Oh, sorry! Zan~Kun just got caught up in his imagination..." Zane~Kun says. "Oh, look, she's waking up!" Zane~Kun says. "Oh, she is?" I ask, as I look towards her. Then, Michi sits up and groans, as she rubs her head slightly "W-what happened?" She asks. "Eh, you just fainted out of nowhere! We brought you inside to rest on the couch! Are you okay?" I say. "I did? Well, in that case, I'm glad I had two cuties to take care of me." Michi says. "D-did you just call Zane~Kun c-c-cute?" Zane~Kun asks, and then faints. "Heh, that kinda reminds me of you back in high school, Aaron." Michi says. "Oh, shush!" I say. "Heheh, seriously though, is he okay?" Michi asks. "Yeah, don't mind him. He's just a bit crazy." Then, me and Michi have a laugh for a moment, then I say. "No, seriously. You should run..." "Really? Well-" Michi starts to say. "I said run! Run while you still can!" I say. "Okay! Okay!" Michi says, before climbing over the couch, and running out of the door. I sigh. "I'm going back to bed... It's been a long day...." I say, before going up the stairs, and into my room. Then, I lay down in my bed, and go to sleep.