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My life in twilight AU

A guy dies and gets sent to twilight with wishes. No harem they are dumb. OC x Alice (aka best girl) I don’t own shit but OC (I just found out that one of my chapters was deleted. I’ll fix it in a minute.)

Kyosuke_Uchiha · Movies
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I need some inspiration

I haven't been making chapters for a while now and the reason is because I'm trying to get the set up ready. I know what I want them to do, but putting the events and other things in place is making my brain go stuck.

I have had a few ideas about how to move things along, but they were all shit when I had to type them up. I think I'll go on a break for a bit to on this fanfic.

It won't be dropped, but I need to get some events in line for the plot to progress.

So enjoy these facts about Pandas.😈

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Pandas are bad at literally everything including sex. Zookeepers have to show them videos from panda hub just so they can get an idea on how to use their reproductive organs. They are bad at making more of themselves because female pandas can only get pregnant two days a year. They are bad at staying alive because baby pandas only have a 40% chance of living to see their next birthday and most of the time they die in the first week. The mother also sits on them and accidentally kills the baby. They're bad at being parents because if the mother has twins she'll take Zach and abandon Cody. They're bad at pandaing because even though they are literally designed to eat meat they eat nothing, but bamboo and since they get so little energy out of it they have to eat 40 pounds just to live. They're only real talent is being cute and if they weren't we we wouldn't be spending millions of dollars protecting an animal that nature clearly doesn't have a plan for.

They aren't even great at the whole cute thing either. Pandas may be bad at bearing, but they're still bears. One man was trying to teach a panda how to survive in the wild and to encourage him he dressed up in a panda suit. The ungrateful Oreo with fur proceeded to bight off half of his hand.

Also make pandas would delete any babies they see even if they end up being his. The only W's pandas take are in Disney movies.

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I'm done for now.✌🏽😈