TG: 13 : Gathering allies.

To cut the story short, I bought a new smartphone and now have access to the amazing world of the internet, and it is still just as shit as I remember it.

Though speaking to mercenary groups is probably one of the more sus things I could be doing, but you know uuuh.

I dont care.

Some PMCs from Russia and the US have definetly gotten my attention but they are pricey as fuck.

5,000 per fighting man, 5x times what the old man gendered what they costed, but Pinkerton's are kind of the creme de le creme of mercenaries.

..

But the most intriguing group I found operates in slavic countries, helping when major ghoul cells attack the smaller countries that cant defend themselves, for a price of course.

The Hussars, or professionally called the SAGC

The slavic anti ghoul corporation.

They are pretty based, and only cost about 1100 per fighting man..

But contacting them could get me into a sketch contract or situation. The Japanese governments rarely hired mercenaries and then they do they are usually japanese or asian adjacent, y'know japanese people in general tend to be a little racially biased ahem, racism..

Ahem..

Anywho.. I mean their phone number is right there.

But I should probably call them with a VPN on..

[5 minutes later]

Even in another world I cannot escape Nord VPN...

But I don't have any free codes to use for 25% off. RIP.

Anyways I should call that number now that my ip says I'm from the democratic republic of the Congo.

*ring*

*ring*

"Ehayas who dis?"

A man with an extremely heavy accent answers the phone.

"That's confidential."

"Haha, zuff curse my frin, vhat tis you wanting?"

"I need about 5 men, willing to pay cold cash, no loans."

"And how's strung zey needd bee?"

"Enough to take down a high priority ghoul."

"20k my frind."

"Sure."

"Haha, wheres must they meet you?'

"Tokyo Japan.."

"VOOAAHHHA Vewy faw my frin! It is duble, my men azk no questions as I, dey do work, go home get za bayed munny yes?"

"I will wire you half now, but if they dont turn up in 3 days I will come after you."

"Haha, vewy scary frind, remember no zestions asked kakakkaka!"

The slav hangs up and I pull my cash app up, and unfortunately I have to give this fucking retard money.

My account gets drained much to my emotional despair.

Money isnt everything Haha. right?

Well there is more business to attend to.

Kaneki, every 13 year old goth girls first imaginary boyfriend.

I mean if I was a woman I would tap aswell.

What, was I saying?

Only one way to find him, head out into the dark of the night and try to catch him doing some twink activities..

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[Aina]

Day 17..

I have learned the art of cookery, my grilled cheeses and spaghetti are unrivaled, any woman who cooks for him will feel my wrath, he is mine..

I will woo him with my womanly perks, surely he could not resist someone cooking for him.. Or I will put him in a cage.. I have not decided yet, control is always neccessary!

If only he didnt work for the CCG or I could have taken him already. But the chase makes the reward even better!

HAHA!

My job, working at a local wiccdonalds has proved fruitful enough for me to rent an apartment on the other side of the building from his.. So I can watch him ever day, and then hide in my room..

ITS WONDERFUL!

I can sit in his room when he is gone and take in the smell, I can touch and feel his pillows agh!

Life is truly a beatiful thing!

AHH! Touching his bedsheets before marriage IM GONNA GO CRAZY!

My legs instinctively curl together thinking of the scent of his bedsheets.

I want him, he needs me HE NEEDS ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHa I'm not crazy. Its called needs!

Ueghh....

When he leaves I'm going to lick his spoons again..

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[MC POV]

I lift the oatmeal into my mouth with my favorite spoon as my feet push me towards working.

Some say oatmeal is for breakfast, some are retarded.

Oatmeal is for all times, any day.

Now where would I be if I was Kaneki?

Uhh.

Hanging off a bridge from a rope probably, but uh.. Thats just me.

Night is about here, so whatever he is doing, he should uhh. Be doing it.

I got my trusty sword so I can probably take whatever crazy fuck decides to ambush me, and my mask of course..

Not gonna reveal my identity until I find the man I'm looking for.

Guess I will just walk around the sus parts of Tokyo until something happens.

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[Some time later]

"You. The Aogiri hunter"

A decrepit voice calls to me from the darkness ahead of me.

"Show yourself!"

Black Rose appears in my hand.

"The one eyed raven."

3 people in red robes and white masks come from the darkness.

"Today you will die!"

2 of them sprout blades from their forearms and one has a singular tentacle come from their back.

"3 against 1, that's cheating."

My kagune breaches out of my shoulders, and slowly crawls down my back, even more than usual.

"We have to defeat him quickly!"

Both of the blade people charge me and I smile at their challenge.

I block their first slashes and push them back by slashing my sword out, I knew it would not hit them but a warning is enough to keep them back.

"HES FAST!'

The tailed ghoul tries to smash me but fails, they are miserably slow.

Blade twins charge me again, one going for my leg and the other my chest, a bit trickier.

My sword point slices open the first ones robes, making them dodge back instinctively, I turn my sword into a false edge cut and it slams into the lower attacker's head, they fall flat, silently laying and breathing their last breath.

These guys are c maybe b ranked at best.

"NOOO!"

The last blade ghoul charges me recklessly, I plunge my kagune into his chest and throw him behind me, gotta take out the trash.

The last one who seems to be the strongest stares at me silently.

"I would run. But you are fast and I would die. I could give up, but I will die.."

My eyes are drawn towards their kagune, it begins pulsing and shaking violently.

"I WILL KILL YOU!!"

Much faster than before the tail whips at me, I dodge the attacks, but they are very fast. Even working up a sweat.

"Not bad."

The ghoul pants and heaves, they clutch their mask and tear it off, revealing an older man with graying hair.

"Not even in your prime. A shame."

"SHUTUP YOU MURDERER!"

He charges me again, aiming for my lower weak points where my kagune cannot block.

I slash my sword out and shards flie into the mans face, many into his eyes making him yelp in pain. When his hands reach to clutch his eyesI dash forward and slap my kagune against his head, sandwiching it and smashing it to bits.

"Discombobulate."

The remaining bits of his head turn to viscera.

Well that wasnt bad.

How many members do they have? Like thousands..

Yeah that probably won't be that pissed about these fucktards dying.

Guess I can continue looking for what's his name.

The twink guy.

..

Kaneki that's right..

Leaving 3 corpses to rot I continue my little march, I have 3 days to draw Eto out..

Hmm.

What could I do?

I think killing Aogiri members en masse might work, they already gave me a nickname hehe.

"Stop.. You arent going to bury those bodies?"

Another already?

"No.. Scum deserve a fitting grave."

The hair on my back bristles.

Somethings different.

"I know who you are."

The voice says, now coming from somewhere else, to my left.

"Well that isn't hard to find out dummy."

"Ha."

The voice comes from directly infront of me, from the waning darkness of a street lamp, only a shade of the figure stands.

"Agent Sebastian."

The figure emerges, silvery white hair billowing from the light summer gusts.

"Kaneki, finally."

"Come to kill me?"

He asks, small breaths coming from his creepy ass gas mask thing.

"More of the reverse really."

"What?"

"I need your help."

"Haha...."

He pops his fingers, getting ready to fight.

"Calm down kid, I'm not here to fight."

"That's what they all say."

"Kid, you wouldn't win."

That's probably a lie..

"Hmmmm... Help with what?"

"The one eyed owl, she needs to die."

"Why?"

"That is none of your concern, let's just say I have some very bad blood with her."

"Oh.. Shes your sister."

"NO NO, Nothing like that kid!"

"Oh, wife? Daughter?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up I just need your help to gank her ass, I already have others coming."

"Others?"

Kaneki scratches his head inquisitively.

"So will you help me?"

Kaneki stands still for a moment and then places a finger to his chin.

"Sure."

"3 days from now kid, I don't know where but I'm sure you will smell the stench from miles away.. Be ready."

"K."

In a flash he disappears into the darkness.

That went about how I assumed.

Edgy teenager syndrome fucker

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[Aina]

One eyed Raven.

nyeh!

So adorable?

Killing the one eyed owl?

I WONT LET THAT BITCH TOUCH HIM. MY CHILDRENS FUTURE IS SECURED FROM THIS DAY.

Hahah.

Kaneki...

That one is concerning, he could backstab my love..

But surely he won't after what Aogiri did to him, even torture like that spreads to other ghoul syndicates.

What was it again?

Metal rod in the..

Never mind.

If my hubby wants help then I will support him.

I will kill those fucking tree bastards who dare attack him in broad moonlight.

Of course my love is too powerful and he killed them easily, the way he smashed the last guys head.

Ahhh.

I almost wanted to do the same to him, killing him so I could have his body forever..

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[MC]

*sneeze*

Someone's talking about me?

[AN]

It was foretold long ago that a lonely author would be gifted power stones...

Chapterly song suggestion: Lavos - Monuments.