TG: 12: System Quest! I hate it!
Authors preface:
I know this is out of place but I got the funniest fucking idea, if anyone is a author/ aspiring author reading this rhe funniest thing ever would be a book that is something like 'That time I reincarnated as demon king young sheldon' or 'In a fantasy world as young Sheldon, I get shit on'. Funniest shit ever someone please write it I will pay you a gum wrapper and 2 Gatorade bottle caps. Anyways that's all I got to say.
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[Quest loading!]
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Fucking finally
[Quest: Defeat the one eyed owl
(Yoshimura)
(Eto)
(Kaneki)
(Arima)
Are applicable
]
[Reward: 2x permanent (Rare) summoning ticket]
Are you boxing my balls.. THIS QUEST IS WAY TO FUCKING HARD!
Why must I be tortured like this?
Oh ho just defeat any of the top 5 strongest beings in Japan hehe FUCK OFF
What am I supposed to do? Wait for one of them to be on the brink of death from old age or cancer then just unplug their life support?!?!
I could maybe assassinate Yoshimura or Kaneki but I'm not sure my consciencness could handle that
How would I defeat Eto or Arima, it seems impossible
But the reward..
2 rare summoning tickets, that sounds like some premo shit.
This was only a mid tier difficulty world..
I wonder what the rewards are like for Dark Souls, Bannerlord etc where the world just wants to rape your manhole every second with enemies of the nasty variety.
But I need to focus on how I could do this quest.
[Side quest Loading!]
[..]
There's more?
[Side Quest: Kill a high level A Rank ghoul!]
[Reward: Genetic Enhancer (Uncommon) ]
That sounds goated with the sauce.
But an A rank ghoul slapped the shit out of me like 2 weeks ago with the intention to diddle so I'm not sure how I feel about this sidequest.
I have to get stronger, that is my only solution.
Is another training arc in order? How do ghouls get stronger in this world..
There are 2 options:
1: Eat other ghouls to develop a kakuja
2: Get gud or die.
Cannibalism for strength is not below me but It still makes me sick thinking about it.
But it might be my only choice, a kakuja would put me in the same league as some of the other ghouls in this verse, maybe I could just eat ghouls who already died?
This all sucks!
I just wanted a vacation wheres my easy quest?!?!
Might be easier to wipe my ass with a sock and eat it then to complete this stupid fucking quest!
What can I do....
Cannibalism. Is that really my only option.
Fucking hell.
I could just die. Giving up is based sometimes aswell.
But is that what Guts would want?
Never give up..
Damn it..
My feet curl against my bed frame as my brain goes deeper into thought
Something brushes against my foot and I go full primal mode.
THERES A FUCKIN MOUSE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
I scramble onto my bed defensively and look for the mouse or rat that brushed against me but nothing appears, that little rotund fucker escaped my clutches once again
GODAMNIT IM NOT ALLOWED TO WIN!
A fucking mouse bested me.
Everything around me is torturing me.
I guess I should start cooking up a plan to kill Eto, she's my best shot at completing the quest. Arima is too strong and Yoshimura is too strong and my friend, in proxy if I kill Kaneki, Yoshimura would kill me. Eto is the only one I could murder that people would not care about too much. Even though she is Yoshimuras daughter he is not in the best relationship with her.
I could kill Kaneki and then dip, but then I wouldn't have a vacation world anymore and that sucks donkey balls.
Eto, she is powerful. I will definitely need allies to defeat her.
I could draw her out and use either Arima or Yoshimura as backup to kill her, even rage mode Kaneki can kill her.
Or I could gather a cult of some A rank ghouls and zerg her, I have options but they take alot of time.
I am also a one eyed ghoul so I could rizz her and then backstab her, wich would also take time and be alot of fucking risk.
She might also diddle me because I have the owl kagune, she might think I'm the bastard son of Yoshimura and kill me, but also my kagune is underdeveloped so she might not notice it, but I will have that smell all the crazy ghoul bitches like wich could be my advantage aswell.
There are alot of variables..
I just need to try though, I have one premium summoning ticket left but theres no gurantee who I summon could beat an SSS+ ranked ghoul.
But it is a very good option if I am cornered, even if it only buys me time.
Man..
I guess I do have a chance the longer I think about it.
The hardest part would be drawing her out, she is extremely elusive after all.
I'm fucking stupid, Arima Is the leader of Aogiri, fucking non canon anime FUCK YOU for making me confused..
If I draw Eto out Arima might come after my ass..
Shit.
Using the premium summon ticket has to be a gurantee at this point. It would take me, Yoshimura and Kaneki to take them both on.
But I need my kakuja, so I have no choice.
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I will eat people
I need to eat people...
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[Aina]
Day 12...
I have Sebastians sleeping schedule memorized so I can look and smell him every night, I have also indulged in his food supply so I can learn what he likes, I will master cooking these items so he may love me!
HAHAHAHA
He assumes I am a rat..
But sometimes when his legs dangle my tongue cannot resist a little lick or my nose a sniff. Heehee.
Soon, leaving gifts in the form of his favorite food will slowly woo him, I will continue following him around and when he is desperate and needs me I will save him, then he has to want me!
And then we will breed and make strong children! Children I can protect and make mine.
HAHAHAHAHAH
He will be mine..
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[MC POV]
Starting yet another day at Anteiku with coffee, it's a good place to think.
I made Kei take some vacation time to heal from our battle with that Aogiri nut. Those are the people I should start targeting funnily enough they are already coming to me because of hatred!
Jason must have meant alot to those fucking freaks of nature.
And Kaneki hasnt been around for awhile so the canon plot must have been fucked up a bit, but hopefully he has white hair and shit now.. I could use him as an ally, a strong one at that.
Speaking of allies I need to speak to the old man.
"Hey, Yoshimura a word please?"
The old man looks at me and slowly places the cup he is polishing down.
"Yes Sebastian?"
"Its about the one eyed owl."
He gulps, concerned sweat dripping down his face suddenly.
"I think I know who it is."
He becomes even more concerned, slitting his eyes open slightly.
Touka drops her towel in prepared.
"Its a woman.. A little girl with green hair."
Time seems to stop and resume, Yoshimura sighs.
"Yes, that is what has been said about her."
"I need to defeat her.. "
"Why?"
He asks, now confused even more.
"It is for personal reasons you would never understand. I know you are quite strong and was wondering if you would help me take her down."
He chuckles at my charades.
"No my boy, I'm too old for something like that, and my killing days are over."
"I'm sorry for disturbing you about it then sir, would you know anybody that could help me."
"Hmm."
He thinks, putting a finger to his chin.
"Kaneki might but he hasnt been around since an incident."
Toukas knuckles go white from gripping them so hard as soon as his name comes up.
"Where would he be?"
"Oh. I dont know, he could be anywhere. If I had to guess it would be in your interests to patrol during the night when he is active."
He continues,
"But mercenaries from other countries could be of help aswell, the government hates them but they are abundant and not that expensive, say 1,000 usd for a fighting man."
Damn I never thought of mercenaries, and I just got a fat stack of cash from the Korean government.
I should look into that.
My coffee cup empties into my mouth.
"Thanks for the advice old man, I'm gonna go home and look into it."
"Anytime Mr. Sebastian."
The door slams behind me and I begin my trek back home where I can look into some mercenaries.
[AN]
Stones, not of the kidney variety.. I need them.
Chapterly song suggestion: Creeping Death - Metallica.