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Miserable Wanderer

A massive nerd dies and gets reincarnated, his excitement gets the best of him. The first words he hear are "Get to work slaves!" When he looks around and sees grotesque figures mining with oversized pickaxes his stomach drops to his colon. [Multiverse fanfic, starting in Warframe.] "Status." [Status displaying] Race: Grineer[100%] Level: 0 Status points Available: 0 Stats: Vitality: 1 Strength: 1 Agility: 1 Intellect: .3 Mastery Rank: 0 [Inventory] Strength Quote. "USELESS DISGUSTING MAGGOT FILTHY WORM WHY ARE YOU BREATHING MY AIR !"-Councilor Vay Hek The cosmos weeps at this mans fortune. A distant "FUCK MY LIFE" can be heard Cover not mine THERE WILL BE MULTIVERSE TRAVEL JUST NOT IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE.

SoupHarbinger · Video Games
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85 Chs

TG: 14 : birth of the one eyed Raven

*zzz*

*mememe*

It has been a full day of planning since my meeting with the titular twink.

My plan is simple, but not really..

Firstly I will have to attack a major Aogiri base, to get the intel I'm probably going to have to torture someone or bribe someone, probably the latter.

Then I'm going to have to absolutely annihilate everyone at the base to get Eto to come and help her cultist buddies, the problem is that Etos little helpers could come fuck me up quickly or Arima could come after me and shit my kick in.

If that does happen imma have my premium Summon ticket as a scapegoat. The hussars and Kaneki will hide around the outskirts of the base and all strike at once when Eto shows up,.wich should be able to zerg her down very quickly.

Hopefully anyways.

I shouldn't have killed those guy the other day I could have gotten into out of them.

My vacation days for work are almost up so this needs to get done or I'm gonna be stuck here for a bit.

Wich I'm not complaining about but those rare summoning tickets are probably huge.

I mean they could alter the course of the rest of my life if the summons are strong enough.

Meh..

More of my food has been lost to my nemesis, king rat.

All of my Kraft singles and slices of bread have been disappearing, I have found chewed bits around on the floor.

The rat is fucking smart.

A mutant rat? From another world perhaps?

I will never catch the little fucker

Rat King Maximus Decimus, a worthy foe from another world.

My bread has been tarnished by them and yet they remain elusive as a rogue..

Stop it dummy!

The rat can wait I need to get to work..

Aogiri members are all around me, they are just waiting for a chance to attack.

I need to go and just start walking around, I will get attacked. At this point its guaranteed, my smell gets them frothing at the mouth and coming for me.

Literally and figuratively if you know what I mean. My streak with women has been 0-3 at this point. Why are they all crazy fucking weirdos?

Rize and that slaver girl were baddies dont get me wrong but they were fucking psychos!

What happened to normal people in this god forsaken world?

I think Darksouls npcs are more sane than these fucking hellions.

Anywho I already dinner. Some leftover spaghetti that I think I made when I was tired as fuck cause 1. I don't remember making it and 2. It sucked balls and my spagg is usually scrumptious, but that's what happens when you stay up all night constantly.

Speaking of staying up all night..

My hand firmly grips the mask laying on my palm.

Time to get to work, for real this time.

I lock the door to my apartment and descend down the stairs, into the fray once again.

Ahh..

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[Aina]

HE ATE IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!

Calm down, deep breathing..

Just follow him for now!

The stitches in my face tingle in excitement! Tonight he is the hunter, how beatiful!

Every day.. My hunger and thirst grows.. But his goals are mine. And I will help him.. For the chance, just the chance.. To touch him.

HAHAHAHAHAH

The one eyed Raven.. Sebastian.. He..

I have to have him..

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

He loved my spaghetti.

HE LOVES ME!

HA.

Loves..

Loves me.

Love.

Loves me.

Hahaha.

He will love me.

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[MC]

Why does it always feel like someone is thinking about me?

Probably Rize I bet.

Crazy bitch.

*tap*

*tap*

My feet hit the wet ground, yes it rained today, wich always sucks ass..

For sure I wont be able to sneak up on anyone when it's this moist out.

..

Hmm.

Hmm.

Anytime now fuckers.. This is the ward I get jumped in the most..

Almost on que.

"Your hunt ends tonight Raven.."

A man in white robes this time..

He must be stronger.

An afterimage of him races to me, I can barely block but when his fists impact my arms it feels like the have been shattered.

"You are different."

The white robed man chuckles.

"So it seems.. Tonight M'lord Tatara will have your head."

"Oh, your the subordinate of the one eyed kings lapdog.."

This guy is definitely A rank reaching his paws into S..

Fucking shit.

This is a kill or be killed situation right now.

"Let's settle this fisticuffs Eh? No bullshit."

The man in white robes stands silently for a moment.

"Sure."

I didnt want to use karate much during this time but it seems I have no choice.

Qi begins coating my arms and legs.

He blurs again but this time it doesnt hurt to block as the energy takes most of the damage, making it feel like my arms are jiggling violently but not much else.

I send a front kick and push him back, but not causing any real damage.

He comes at me again, this time with a roundhouse kick of his own.

I channel Qi into my legs and swiftly back step just out of his legs reach.

"Faster than before?"

White robe backs off and looks at me.

"Life isnt fair."

A red kagune sports out of his forearm, it resembles a sword but it curls backwards and into his shoulder.

"Fuck you."

My kagune sprouts out..

Something is definitely creeping down my neck when I use it.. That's why I wanted to avoid it.

"Your kagune.. Is much like the Ladies. But more infantile and weak, needing to be squandered."

"Shut up retard."

Got him, cant speak against facts and knowledge.

He slaps the blade out violently and bows.

"Let this bout begin."

He comes at me even faster and a slash appears on my leg before I can even react.

I might be in trouble here..

This cant be like normal where I barely make it out alive.

No.

IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS BOTTOM FEEDING TRASH.

My neck slowly tingles as I get angrier and angrier, at this point I could give less than a shits turd about whatever the fuck my body is doing

I am going to annihilate this little prick and his children, his wife and his grandmother.

I charge forward and we begin exchanging blows, I just hope my regeneration can hold up because I'm not blocking, this fucker needs to die.

"Faster?"

My attacks begin connecting, hes right..

Why do I feel so much faster? What the hell is my body doing?

I blow a hole through his shoulder, he kicks me back and I watch as the fibers of his flesh immediately begin re reconnecting, he had good regeneration aswell.

He rocks his shoulder and pops it back in place.

"Kakuja."

What..

He has a kakuja. Shit.

"That's not fair!"

"No.."

He points at me.

"Kakuja"

Double what...

I havent eaten anybody..

So how..

My eyes glance down and white scale armor looking kakuja begins creeping up and down my neck, heading to my face.

My mouth forcibly gasps as it overtakes my chin and begins curling around my face.

This strength, I feel as if I could slay a god.

"This is tougher."

Another blade shoots out of the mans other arm.

"Now that the true one eyed raven has arrived."

White covers my body and warps through multiple colors, purple, red, green.

Finally it reaches the climax and settles on a light purple.

My body becomes covered in a shallow purple skin tight armor, lamellar plates cover my chest and lower abdomen, my shoulder appendages have grown shorter but more durable and are currently clasped to my arms, my back has spikes protruding out of it and my breathing becomes cleaner and easier as the kakuja finishes covering me.

"Haaa.. It feels.. good.."

"This will be my defeat but the master says never to surrender."

The man pulls his arms up in a fighting stance.

Steam continues rolling off my body..

I feel.

Strong..

My hand blurs against the mans face and I rip his head across the pavement.

"Where is Aogiri?"

"NEV-"

I slam his head into the ground again.

"Aggh! YOU W-"

*boom*

My grip tightens and I smash his head again.

"DEATH BEFORE DIS-"

*boom*

He slashes his blades out against me wildly, wounding me but my regeneration is going crazy.

*boom*

His head splashes against the pavement. His body going limp.

Useless fucking prick piece of shit.

*bzzzt*

His pocket vibrates.

Oh ho heehee.

My kakuja receeds into my skin and I yank the phone out of his pocket, a text message pops up.

"Is he dead"

Its from a number with no name saved.

How secure.

I pull out my phone and hook the charger too it and begin transfer.

IP grabbed.

I'm coming for you pieces of shit and ending it once and for all.

Eto..

I hope you are ready to die.

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[AN]

Powerstones are needed for a nutritious diet.

Chapterly song suggestion: Forgotten World - The Raven Age.