Wake up and smile, Old man!
Bullet walked back into the hospital and looked at everyone staring at him. The doors were still open and Bullet shouted "SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING ARMS! AHAHAHA!" Mei hugged him tightly and smiled with pride, "I'm so proud of you."
Rumi tapped her nub on his, grinning "Not too bad for a press Debut! HAHAHAHA!" Aizawa sighed and rubbed his face but smiled. The rest looked at him and teared up, hugging him and crying "We'll come visit you in jail! Waaah!"
Bullet waved his nubs and grinned, "Jail?! Who said I was goin' to jail?! I goin' on the run! The vigilante of the century! THE GREATEST HERO ALIVE! HAHAHAHA-OOF!" Aizawa chopped his head and said "What are you talking about? You still have class in 3 days."
Bullet fell to his knees and looked at the ground in a daze, "No… anything but class… ANYTHING! I'LL DO ANYTHING! RUMI! HELP!" Rumi spat out her tongue and said "No thanks." Bullet hugged Mei's thighs with his nubs, "This is a kiss and say goodbye break-up! Mei I only have you! Wuwuwuwu…" Mei beat him up, shouting "FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME?! I'LL KILL YOU BEFORE SHIGARAKI! YOU BASTARD! I WANT A DIVORCE!"
Bullet giggled and held onto her thighs, "No! Hehe~" before laughing loudly, "MY ARMS ARE STINGING IN PAIN! AHAHAHAH!" Momo covered her mouth and laughed "Do you… ahah… DO YOU NEED A HAND?! BAHAHAHAHAH!" Bullet barked out a laugh and cried, "YEAH! HAHAHA!" before pausing and saying in shock, "Wait. Last time I said I had both my arms! You remember in class? Damn! So unlucky!" Mina pointed at him and burst out laughing, falling backwards, "I REMEMBER! AHAHAHAH YOU WENT TO DEIKA CITY AND SAID 'SEE STILL TWO ARMS HURHUR' HAHAHAHAH!"
Ida pushed up his glasses and nodded, "I remember this." The rest of the class laughed, Bullet smiled kindly, "Ain't it nice to smile? Don't look so down. Even if some of us die, you should all still smile. What's a frown gonna do? You gonna be sad for a dead guy? For what? So they can curse at you as a ghost? If Katsuki dies tomorrow, I will laugh! Why? Because I know that bastard wouldn't want me sheddin' any tears!"
He smiled gently, "Act like heroes. Not Toya Todoroki." Shoto's lips twitched and Momo said "That…" before sighing.
Katsuki exploded "AHHA! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! IF I SEE ANY OF YOU CRYIN' AFTER I'M DEAD, I'LL KILL YOU! BUT YOU BETTER SHOW UP FOR MY DAMN FUNERAL!" Toru's lips twitched as she muttered "You stupid puppy, just shut up…"
Bullet smiled happily and stood up, going to dust himself off. He looked at his nubs and shouted while laughing "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME FUCKING ARMS! GODDAMN! AHAHAHAHA!" Mei's eyes lit up and she shouted excitedly "I GOT THE MK 88s! ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED YOUR LEGS, 'SWEETHEART'?!"
Bullet shouted in her face, "YES, YOU CUTE NUT! AHAHAHH!" before turning as Mei latched onto him, he looked at Rumi and grinned, "Need some implants? It'll cost ya, though!" Rumi raised a brow and leaned in, "What sort of payment?" Bullet squealed "A kiss!" before Mei bit him angrily, "I MEAN MONEY! LOTS OF MONEY! AHAHAH!"
Rumi just laughed happily.
Aizawa looked at everyone smiling and laughing before smiling gently, good job buddy… You made everyone smile. He looked at Bullet who was laughing happily, his eyes very proud.
A bit later
Bullet hummed to himself walking around the hospital. He kicked a door open and strutted inside without a care in the world. Endeavor and his family looked over.
Bullet walked right up to Endeavor and slapped him with his nub, grinning "Hey, man! Don't worry about that piece of shit, no good, ungrateful, bastard of a loser son! Haha!" Endeavor's mouth twitched and his wife, Fuyumi, and Shoto's brother froze.
Bullet patted his chest, nodding "If you can't do it, I will end his life. No worries, 'kay? Awesome! You look like you're gonna jump out that window and ask Aizawa to stare at you if you know what I mean! Cheer up, pal! Not all the kids are classy. You got a good lookin' daughter, that's cause for celebration!"
He nodded at Endeavor and his family, smiling "Don't look so sad. Just a little scumbag, who cares really, yanno?" a rope of denim wrapped him up as Best Jeanist, Hawks, Momo, and Shoto walked in.
Hawks typed on his phone, using the text to speech function "You're really something else, kid! I knew you didn't have a filter from the interview but jesus… You know that's their kid, right?" Bullet struggled in the denim, saying "So what? I say what's on my mind. Not like those second-rate fake heroes who retired like shriveled up sausage. 'Oh waahh, people say bad things about me, wuwuwu I retire.' What a joke! This country's goin' to shit!"
He turned to Endeavor and grinned, "I'm a wanted man, any moment somebody's gonna arrest me, so let me say my piece! You, Endeavor, are the one who should be smiling the most, right now!" Endeavor looked at him and Hawks' eyes lit up as he patted Best Jeanist.
Bullet leaned over and said "Why are you cryin' for?! Huh?! Shoto said Toya died! This new guy, he ain't the same person! Just a piece of living shit wearing your son's skin! That guy has lost his mind for real! His reasons for villainy are nuts! Wah! My daddy dearest didn't pay attention to me! Oh god! He didn't want me to hurt myself!"
Bullet burst out laughing "GOD I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY! I HATE HIM SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH! AHAHAHAH!" He kicked Endeavor, repeatedly, "Start smiling Number 1! Because if you don't smile, nobody else can! These idiots in the public actually think the Meta Lunatic cult is right! Just yesterday they got a rude awakening, ahahahah! Turns out fighting villains is a dangerous thing! Ahahahaah!"
Bullet struggled crazily, laughing "WAHH! HEROES AREN'T WIPING MY FUCKING ASS WHEN I TAKE A SHIT! GOD I HATE THESE SELF-RIGHTEOUS LOSERS! HAHAHA! Listen, Endeavor! If you don't wanna be a hero anymore, give me your Quirk and I'll fucking do it! Because right now, we need our number 1. Not this 'Woe is me. My son is a fucking clown.' Bullshit you got goin' on! You can feel sorry for yourself later! People out there need our help whether they fuckin' like it or not! GOD TALKING NORMALLY FEELS AWESOME! AHAHAH!"
Bullet turned to Shoto's mom and said "And you! Woman! Are you divorcing this clown? I have Eraser Head's number…" Endeavor punched him in the face and Shoto put Bullet in a choke hold as he choked out, "Ah! Help! I'm Toya Todoroki! Wah! Ack!"
Hawks spit out and laughed before covering his mouth. He tapped on the phone, "I am so sorry. He's out of line, seriously." Momo covered her mouth and coughed, turning away.
The Todoroki family was speechless before Endeavor laughed.
They looked at him and he turned to Bullet, saying "Thanks, you little psycho. I needed a boost…" then he grabbed Bullet's face and added dangerously "Give my wife another man's number and I will turn you to charcoal!" Bullet snapped his jaws at his hand, "Who's afraid of you! A big soft clown! Waaah! I want to beat All-Might wah wah! Let me have a billion kids! HAHAHAHA! I HAVE NO ARMS AND I'M OUT OF CONTROL! DAMN IT!"
Rei covered her mouth and laughed in confusion, he was funny but… so strange! And extremely tone deaf… But still funny.
Endeavor looked at her and she smiled slightly, a faint blush on her cheeks. This was the first time he got so angry for her, right?
Bullet snorted smoke from his nose and said "Best Jeanist! Off to the next terminal patient! This stupid bastard is cured! That's my professional diagnosis! My name is Dr. Garaki, I'm a nutcase who likes making Nom-ACK!" Jeanist strangled him with his jean fibers, saying "Can anyone take this lunatic somewhere else? His jeans are inappropriate!"
Momo dragged Bullet away, smiling apologetically, bowing to Rei and the rest, "I'm so sorry. He just put all his pieces back together so he's a bit crazy, he'll get better… I hope! Haha…" before running away, saying angrily "YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF MY IN-LAWS, ASSHOLE!" as they left the room.
Rei was shocked and looked at Shoto, who was blushing with an embarrassed look. Rei giggled happily.
Bullet's voice sounded, "How's that my problem, you dumb bitch!? You should've shouted 'I AM SHOTO'S WIFE AND I HATE TOYA TOO!' That would've been good!" Momo roared "AHHHH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"