2. Fake Goods

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER!!!"

[...]

Even the system did not know how to respond to that but after a few moments of shuffling through all the stupidity, the system replied.

[You can not get a woman pregnant unless you actually have sex with a woman.]

"Ahh... I was really worried there! Luckily I still have my virginity!" Tian Ye exclaimed. He was almost frightened to death by just the thought of it.

The system was once again unable to comprehend the stupidity of this human so it shifted the topic before they got sidetracked.

[Even though your soul is fucked, it had some good points to it so I decided to choose you.]

Tian Ye wondered what good points led the system to choose him, there were many other people in the world that were wayyyyy more kind and generous than him, but who was he to complain?

"So what do I get from you? Superpowers?" Tian Ye asked if the system did not do anything and watched him do all the work he would really suspect that the system was fake goods.

[Since you are my first host, you have the privilege of using the entirety of my powers. I have transported you into the world that you enjoy most, ORIGIN, while it may be an imaginary world I can still transport you here.]

"No wonder this area looks like the Forest of Elves, that's not bad! I no longer think of you as fake goods!"

[...]

Tian Ye was really lucky that the system did not have any emotions so it would not beat him to death.

[As a system, a system naturally provides you with a status bar that you can check at any time by thinking Status. As the N.001 System I naturally have to most precise and user-friendly interface there is out there.]

Tian Ye suspected that it had actually shown some pride there. He thought of Status and a screen popped up in front of his face.

User: Tian Ye - Age: 22- Sex: Male - Race: Human

Class: NPC

Level: 1

Experience: 0/100

Points: 0

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Stats:

Health: 10

Mana: 5

Strength: 5

Dexterity: 5

Stamina: 5

Intelligence: 5

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Skills: None

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Passives:

Calm Mind LVL 10(Current Limit)

Alcohol Resistance LVL 3

Melee Weapon Specialist LVL 3

Cooking LVL 5

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"WOW!" Tian Ye exclaimed, having played ORIGIN for 10 years he knew that the stats he had gotten were normal since everyone started off with 5 points in each category but what surprised him were his passive skills. Passive skills are kind of self-explanatory, skills that will be on even if the user does not do anything, but they were the hardest to master, as they brought benefits that required no thinking and that saved space for actual skills.

He knew that only after 8 years of the game running that people actually master some skills. Skills in this game were weird compared to other games as they would usually categorize the skills but in this game, they did not. So the public had a catchphrase to describe it, 'there were no shit skills but only shit people' once people thought about it, it made sense so it had caught on. Tian Ye had some really good general passive skills but the Alcohol Resistance bothered him, no wonder why he could not get drunk even after trying for so long...

[There are also other features that I have, those include, Shop and Quests.]

"That's it? Don't other systems have more features? I take back what I said earlier, you are fake goods." Tian Ye said with suspicion, all of the novels he had read of had way more features and it would make the MC overpowered easily, yet this N.001 System had none of those, this system was definitely fake goods.

[Open the features before you judge.] The system stated.

"Sure I'll go see what fake goods you have..." He thought of the Shop and a different screen showed up.

Shop:

Weapons

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Armor

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Skills

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Passive Skills

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"Let's see what you got." Tian Ye said as he opened up the weapons section.

Weapons:

Swords:

Wooden Sword (White)

LVL 0

Attack +1

Free

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Iron Sword (White)

LVL 3

Attack +5

5 Points

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Steel Sword (White)

LVL 5

Attack +10

30 Points

... (To point out that there are more weapons but too lazy to list.)

System Sword (Legendary)

LVL 200

Attack +25,000

Strength +500

Agility +500

Stamina +500

Points 1,000,000,000

Daggers:

Wooden Dagger (White)

LVL 0

Attack +1

Free

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Iron Dagger (White)

LVL 3

Attack +7

5 Points

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Steel Dagger (White)

LVL 5

Attack +14

30 Points

.....

System Dagger (Legendary)

LVL 200

Attack +40,000

Strength +250

Dexterity +800

Stamina +400

Wooden Staff (White)

LVL 0

Magical Attack +1

Free

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Iron Staff (White)

LVL 3

Magical Attack +8

10 Points

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Steel Staff (White)

LVL 5

Magical Attack +16

50 Points

.....

System Staff (Legendary)

Magical Attack +50,000

Intelligence +1000

Strength +200

Dexterity +100

Stamina + 300

axes, bows, etc. (there are skills added to the system weapons but I didn't want to explain them right now.)

Tian Ye was stunned again... "Maybe you are not fake goods." He softly muttered.