Ep. 70 - Shizue, Fem Rimuru, Familiars, Start!

And so, today has finally arrived! The day in which Ren will find his second wife! A round of applause for the only one of us who stayed with only one wife until now!

Apart from me horsing around, we were observing Rimuru from the top of our Tower, which was exactly on top of him. He was extremely annoyed and scared, how nice.

"Voice, start giving the individual 'Rimuru Tempest' ero-type Skills, the female ones. Nothing that affects his mentality though, those will come later."

[As you wish, Master.]

"Teacher, I think you are planning something incredibly fucked up…" said Ai An

"Oh, Ai An… You have no idea!" I said and returned to looking at Rimuru's face. Oh, how it contorted and his shriek were both fantastic!

"Oh, look, Shizue is entering the forest. Re-" I started saying, then I saw that my friend was nowhere to see. "Where the fuck did he go? He was right here a second ago!"

"Look there, dear." said Weiss, pointing in Shizue's direction.

Oh, he's gone there to meet her. Bad move! He's still wearing his armor and that shit is scary as fuck! Why, my friend?! Why did you have to forget about that?!

Yeah, he's been attacked. Oh, he's removing his helmet. Ooh, Shizue looks a little flustered. Must be from his good looks, totally not the attack she just launched on him.

I stopped looking as that would be an invasion of privacy. Who am I kidding? I continued observing my friend as he tried to strike up a conversation with Shizue. Well, let's just say that they are not great conversation partners. Well, she didn't look like she hated it, so there's that. Oh, the idiot elf has poked an ants' nest, literally. Ren stayed in the back with Shizue and kept her safe.

That was until she decided to stop and fight back. Ren did not want to make her face danger, so when quickly beheaded them all with a hand motion. To say that Shizue was surprised would be an understatement. Oh, there comes Rimuru. Guess that is our queue.

"Let's go."

We teleported in front of Ren and Shizue.

"You voyeurs finally came! I was waiting for you to come and mess with Shizue." said Ren

"Oh, Ren! You hurt me! Why would I mess with someone you are interested in if I have a perverted slime to mess with?" I said and winked towards Shizue.

"I will behead you…"

"You are way too young to behead me, my friend!"

"Excuse me… Do you mind if I intrude?" asked Shizue

"Of course you can." Ren said softly

"Who are they, Ren?"

"They are the friends I was telling you about before. You can trust them."

She nodded and smiled at us, then a pesky slime spoke.

"You! It's you two again! I bet it's your fault that I got all those Skills today!"

"Oh, you're actually intelligent, aren't you? I not only ordered the Voice to give you those Skills, but I will also give you a couple of gifts!" I said and turned her into a stunning beauty with huge knockers. Rimuru was about to be left buck naked, but Ruby intervened and gave her a set of clothes. Since I was there, I also took the original Veldora and left a clone with massive libido, a massive dick, and maximum attraction to Rimuru. It all happened instantaneously, so no one realized what I did.

"Oh my! Rimuru was a bombshell all along! Almost makes me want to keep her!" I said.

Rimuru looked at herself and sunk to her knees.

"Fuck you! Gods or not, I will have my revenge!" she said, pointing at me.

"Be careful when you unseal Veldora, Rimuru dear! Wouldn't want to cause a scene." said Merlin, hinting at her fate.

"Tula, stop dicking around. Let's go back to the Tower. Shizue, would you consider coming with me?" said Ren, looking towards his crush with his hand extended.

She looked thoughtful for a sec there, then she took a deep breath and took his hand. Second wife acquired!

We teleported to the Tower and gave a run-down to Shizue. She was much more open to the idea of God's, probably due to the fact that she has been summoned and all that. I created a cultivation technique that would suit her and passed it to Ren along with a message: 'Your turn.'

Like so, a few days passed. Shizu learned more about us and was bombarding the gang with questions, me in particular since I have 'Knowledge' in my title. She was either doing that or sticking super close to Ren. He had already fixed her little problem regarding the whole 'dying' thing she had going on. That was pretty easy. She also started cultivating and liked it, since it allowed her to understand more about the flames that scarred her. Yes, I gave her a fire-based technique, since her Spirit would help her a lot. Ren had to modify its personality a bit and made Ifrit a woman since he didn't want another male or anything closely resembling one close to his wife/crush.

Oh, side note: Rimuru was almost attacked by some Goblins! That was absolutely hilarious! Well, my wives didn't really like it, so I made the Goblins think that she is ugly, though not enough to affect Rimuru's leadership. What a shame…

Oh, Veldora was in suspended animation inside my Inner World.

Anyway, time passed and today, Rimuru will meet the Onis. I want to see how Benimaru will react to the new and improved slime girl.

"Voice, create a Skill called 'Horny Oni Maker' and gift it to Rimuru."

[As you wish, Master] said the Voice, then came Amat-Mamu.

[Master, do I really need to record these… Pranks?]

"Absolutely, Amat-Mamu! These will sell for a fortune when I am done with this world! For the sake of spreading information, record everything!"

[Sasuga, Tula-sama ! *clapping*] (reference!)

I started looking at the interactions, but it was surprisingly boring. Well, Benimaru did pitch a tent, but Shuna quickly slapped the back of his head, just like Weiss usually does to me! Well, that was boring as fuck. I will hope for the orcs.

Anyway, it is time for me to acquire some familiars, so I got to work. I already have Veldora, so I need the others. I started with the Primordial Demons.

I created clones with the same exact personality and memories of the originals plus eternal loyalty to me, then I switched their places. In front of me were seven very confused Demons. Six were also very pissed, while one redhead was scared shitless.

Rouge dear then spoke. "S-sir, why did you summon all seven of us Primordials?"

Hearing the oldest speak so respectfully, the others understood that they may have fucked up.

"Oh, Guy! So nice seeing you again! Remember that thing I told you about being a familiar for my friends? I decided that all seven of you will be used as familiars. Congratulations!" he fell to his knees, while Violet was pissed off to epic proportions.

"Hah?! You basta-" Nope, I didn't want to deal with her, so I disintegrated her, then recreated her, and repeated the process a couple hundred times.

"I said: 'I decided that all seven of you will be used as familiars.' You have no right to protest. Follow my directions and you might just get some advantages out of this. After all, I am a very generous God." They all quickly nodded. "Good. Now shut up. I will summon the rest of the familiars."

I took out Veldora, but kept him in suspended animation, then summoned the real Velzard while placing a clone in her place. She was confused, so I put her in suspended animation. I will give them some basic knowledge when I am done so that they don't ask questions. Then, I summoned Velgrynd and did the same. After that came the real part.

I operated the time laws to separate myself from the concept of time and summoned the original Veldanava, Velgaia, Zero, and the adult version of Ramiris. Her adult form was quite sexy, to be honest. I made another copy of the six True Dragons and fused them together to form a decent Spirit for my dear apprentice. I will name it 'The One True Dragon' Virgo.

After I was done with all of my summonings, I gave everyone some knowledge on me and the gang, then turned everyone physically and mentally into women and gave them eternal loyalty to us. Well, their original personality was left untouched except for that.

"Master, I see that you have summoned our new toys!" said Merlin, who appeared alongside the gang.

"Yup, these guys are the seven Primordial Demons, six True Dragons, and 'Fairy Queen' Ramiris. Oh, and I also created Virgo here as a Spirit for Ai An.

My apprentice's eyes shined when she heard that and immediately started examining the dragon. I made it look like Zekrom from Pokémon since we already had Diana, who looks like Reshiram. She seemed to like it and started integrating with it.

In the end, I named all the Demons, Dragons, and Fairy so that they would evolve. I also gave them knowledge on cultivation so that they could be decent familiars for my friends. Jaune aka Carrera went to Yang, Noir aka Diablo went to Blake, Blanc aka Testarossa went to Ruby, Violet aka Ultima went to Nora, Vert aka Misery went to Rose, Bleu aka Rain went to Jaune, Rouge aka Crimson went to Pyrrha, Velzard went to Weiss, Velgrynd went to Ren, Veldanava went to Freya, Veldora went to Sun, Velgaia went to Hephaestus, Zero went to Loki, and Ramiris went to Hecate. I am missing a familiar for my maids and apprentice… I quickly summoned the end-game Rimuru from the normal timeline. After some modifications, 'she' went to Amethyst.

"There we go. We can easily find some other familiars in other worlds. I have a half idea of where to go, but I'll first take a 20 minutes adventure, in and out." I said.

Weiss looked at me and said: "Is that some sort of reference I once again fail to understand?"

"Maybe! You'll have to discover it by staying with me and exploring more worlds!"

"I can do that." she said and smiled. My first wife is still an angel even after all these years.

Anyway, familiars obtained! Now, it is time for me to visit a certain world.