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I Just Wanted a Normal life with my Waifu!

Disclaimer-I own nothing. Dying and waking up in a weird place, I get wishes and you can guess from there, except for the part where ROB fucked me over! Warning- I'll update when I feel like it so sometimes I'll update sometimes I won't, also constrictive criticism is welcome.

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Gojo-sensei

After I said those words, Maki rushed at me spear in hand while Yuji and Panda followed her lead.

Stabbing at me, I dodge as I try to counter-attack before I have to duck as Yuji threw a punch at my face, trying to go for an uppercut I'm forced to roll back as a spear slashed at my previous position. Jumping up in the sky, I fly over Panda who tried to bear hug me, how ironic.

'These guys have good coordination, but wha-'

"Stop."I suddenly hear, interrupting my thought process as I'm frozen.

'Shit! Venom, Carnage, it'll take me a while to get out of this, so be useful.'I say to them mentally.

"We're not useless!"Venom yells as he along with Carnage cover me, surprisingly breaking me out my bind. I'm now in a skin tight black and red goo suit as on top of having a bunch of cursed energy, I feel a lot more powerful.

'What the hell?!'I question in surprise from the fact I got out, as I'm filled with cursed energy as well.

'Did I make you guys into actual special-grade curses?!'I ask Venom and Carnage.

"We felt a weird energy start to enter us, but we didn't know what it was."Carnage explains.

'Can't believe I made two curses, wait then, what else can I do with this?!'I ask myself, realizing how OP this ability is.

"Don't get distracted!"I suddenly hear Maki yell as I dodge her stab again, I grab her spear and pull her towards me before gut punching her.

"What is that Panda?"I hear Yuji ask him as they start to try to hit me as I either block or dodge.

"I've only heard of it, but it's his curses, despite them cursing him, he has complete control over them as they serve him."Maki explained as she catches her breath.

"We're nobody's servants!"Carnage yells as a red goo head appears from my left shoulder. deflecting a punch from Yuji, he try's to punch me with his other arm which I also deflect, leaving both hIs arms to my side. Noticing Panda going to punch me from behind, I grab Yuji's shoulders before launch myself up from them as he gets punched away by Panda, I use gravity to my advantage as I axe kick Panda over the head sending him face first into the ground.

"I think we should stop here, this was only meant to test my strength, remember?"I said to them as Venom and Carnage recede back into my body, though I was getting my blood pumping, I'd rather not unnecessarily injure one of them.

"Salmon."I hear Inumaki say which means he agrees I guess.

"Yeah, you punch hard Panda."Yuji says while walking back to us while holding his stomach.

"Sorry about that."Panda apologizes.

"Damnit, you didn't even use Limitless!"Maki says in frustration at her lost.

"Don't worry about it Maki, you'll get strong enough soon."Gojo says teleporting here.

"So the curse womb is dealt with?"I asked while he nods.

"Well we need to talk, so see ya later."Gojo says, but then Yuji speaks up.

"Wait Gojo-sensei, is there some way I can get stronger?"Yuji asks Gojo while he hums.

"Hmm, yes there is, I'll tell you about it later, so good-bye for now everyone!"Gojo says with a wave before he grabs me as we teleport in the middle of a forest.

"I thought privacy is for the best right now."Gojo says while I nod in agreement.

"So, you have my ability's, mind explaining how?"Gojo asked, but it was more like a demand. Sighing, I start to explain.

"Back when we just learned of the group chat's functions, when I asked you what the title before my name meant, after you said in only calls me the Group Chat Manager, I got curious and decided to open it myself to see if it'll different from what you said you saw. Opening it, it told me that as the manager I was privy to different benefits, one of them is the amount of coins I can get are doubled from the daily coins, and another one was where it gave me different things from each of you, in your case, it gave me Limitless and six eyes, from Goku it gave his bloodline, Saitama's body potential, and then the potential to get to Saiki's telekinetic level of powers."I finished my explanation, not telling him of the fusing or "???".

"Interesting, thanks for telling me, but since you have Limitless and six eyes, I should start training you, my student."He says with his usual smile, while I smile back.

"So, as your teacher, I will first teach you infinity. Infinity uses the concept of Achilles and the Tortoise. Akin to the way Achilles will never catch the tortoise due to the potential, infinite amounts of finite space separating them, my opponent will never touch me due to the infinity between us."Gojo explains the theory behind infinity while I nod.

A/N: I will copy and paste the paradox of Achilles and Tortoise in the author note for those interested in it.

"So try to use Infinity, it's the neutral form of Limitless in combination with six eyes. Focus on using Limitless to stop this branch I'm about to throw at you."Gojo suddenly says, and true to his word throws a random branch in my face.

"What the hell!"I exclaim, but Gojo ignored me while gaining a contemplative look.

"How have you perceived the world since you got six eyes?"Gojo suddenly asks.

"I don't know, more detailed I guess."And after my words, he starts laughing which irritates me.

"What's so funny?"I asked with an annoyed attitude, but he ignores my question.

"Put cursed energy into your eyes."He said simply, while I sigh before doing it, and I can say this is a lot more different.

"What the hell?!"I questioned as I everything I observed started turning into pure information in my head.

"I'm surprised you don't have a headache."Gojo says to the side with a smile.

"Did you have to put cursed energy in your eyes? Why didn't you tell me before?"I asked him.

"The thing is I didn't, they were naturally like this, how you see things now, since I was born with it, but you gained it through, unnatural ways, you could say."Gojo explained while I sighed.

"So, you wanna try this again?"Gojo asked while picking up another branch.

"Sure."I say simply, though truthfully I was excited. As Gojo threw the branch at me, it's mass, speed, kinetic energy, all popped up along with other things about it in my head, and then as it was about to hit, it stopped right before my eyes.

"YES!"

In the paradox of Achilles and the tortoise, Achilles is in a footrace with the tortoise. Achilles allows the tortoise a head start of 100 meters, for example. Suppose that each racer starts running at some constant speed, one faster than the other. After some finite time, Achilles will have run 100 meters, bringing him to the tortoise's starting point. During this time, the tortoise has run a much shorter distance, say 2 meters. It will then take Achilles some further time to run that distance, by which time the tortoise will have advanced farther; and then more time still to reach this third point, while the tortoise moves ahead. Thus, whenever Achilles arrives somewhere the tortoise has been, he still has some distance to go before he can even reach the tortoise. As Aristotle noted, this argument is similar to the Dichotomy.[13] It lacks, however, the apparent conclusion of motionlessness.

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