Harry's Halloween.

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Fuck. I don't know why the final chapter is so difficult to write.

So I wrote this chapter tonight to relax a little.

And yes, I couldn't think of anything better than All Might singing.

Enjoy!

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A thirteen-year-old boy with long black hair and dark green eyes was sitting in a tree with a bottle of sake in his hand. Next to him, on the thick branches of a tree stood a box with a dozen more of the same drink, and on the ground near the roots of an oak tree lay seven empty bottles. Harry finished the rest of the sake in one gulp and let the bottle fall to the ground. The young teenager found one tradition that he repeated every Halloween in his past life to honor the memory of the Marauders.

One night, twenty bottles of the cheapest booze and countless pranks. But Harry had only one prank planned for today. A prank that all Japan will see.

The teenager looked at the remaining twelve bottles and after a second of thought shrugged his shoulders. Harry's shadows took all the bottles and opened them, at the same time his mouth became much larger. He poured all the remaining bottles into his stomach and winced as the last sip descended into his throat.

In a past life, he could survive after such a dose of alcohol due to the Wizard's blood flowing in his veins. In this life, Potter just slightly changed his organs with the help of Envy so he wouldn't die, but still felt the full effects of alcohol.

Harry jumped to the ground - rather, fell facedown - and straightened clothes that were too big for his body. Right now, he was wearing a white sweater with a neck that covered his face up to his eyes and oversized black trousers. A stupid smile appeared on his face and he staggered towards the exit from the forest. His body immediately began to change and Hero Number One stood in his place for a couple of seconds.

"This will be the best Halloween costume this year."

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Leaves of different colors flew from the trees carried away by the wind, and fell to the ground, joining their brothers. The autumn wind did not bother people so much, everyone was carried away by the atmosphere of a spooky Halloween. Parents looked at their children with smiles on their faces, and the children themselves ran around high on sugar.

But all of a sudden, exalted gasps and shouts were heard in the crowd. A two-meter tall blond figure with a huge smile walked through the crowds of people. People made way for him, as if he were a god and they were only lowly mortals.

"That's All Might!"

"Can I take a photo with you?!"

"I want to carry your kids!!"

Harry Might's smile only grew and he almost missed a step - which was quite possible given Harry's drunken state - but he quickly regained his smile and waved to his fans affably. He pulled out a accordion from his back, much to the surprise of the crowd.

"Hello everyone! Your Halloween just got ten times more interesting! Why? Because I'm here!!"

He said loudly, raising his fist to the sky and the crowd cheered.

"Why do you have an accordion?!"

A girl from the back yelled and blushed immediately when Harry Might looked at her with a huge smile.

"That's a great question! Today I will perform some songs that I learned from a friend of mine in America! So gather around and get ready to listen!!"

People took their phones out of their pockets and started filming their favorite Hero. At the same time, Toshinori Yagi stood in the crowd and looked at himself with wide eyes.

'What's going on here?! Is that a Villain?!'

While shock and horror flashed through the mind of the real Hero, Harry Might began to play the accordion, forcing the crowd to hold their breath.

But after a minute the crowd began to whisper in confusion. It was nothing like what was popular in America... Of course, the music was pretty good, but it did not fit the atmosphere of Halloween at all.

And then All Might began to sing... Well, screech horribly.

"English tea is hot so far -

Poked my dick into the jar.

What a sudden, such a trick:

Dicky tea and English dick!"

The jaws of the people hit the ground, as did several particularly impressionable women in the crowd. Toshinori just stared at himself without moving.

"Down the river drifts an axe

From the town of Byron.

Let it float there by itself -

Fucking piece of iron!"

Another group of women - and man - fainted.

"Kids are asking uncle Peck:

Why's there wire on your neck?

Uncle has no words to spare

Swinging calmly in the air."

Harry Might started playing a little solo before the next verse and people were able to recover a little.

"Fish in thick tomato sauce

Swims in happy comatose

Only me, pathetic whimp

Have no fucking place to swim..."

"Hey, I know this one!"

"Is he for real?!!"

"What even is that?!"

"Dunno, but I like it."

Enjoying the screams of the crowd, Harry Might took a deep breath and began to sing even louder, making the people around him flinch.

"Girls have called me to the party

I decided not to come,

It's because my clothes are ugly

And my dick's a tiny one."

Toshinori coughed up blood because of that one.

"Once our Teddy showed no care:

Opened taps and left the room,

To remind them all downstairs

The Titanic's mournful doom!"

"Is that even All Might?"

Someone quietly asked Toshinori.

"COUGH-" Blood began to flow from the Hero's mouth again. "No, I don't think so..."

"Starlet's fallen from the heavens

Right into my fucking briefs,

I don't mind the roasted penis

If it helps us live in peace!"

With this final verse, Harry Might ripped the accordion in half and bowed theatrically to the crowd. But when he straightened up, in his place was only a tall skeleton with black eyes and blue pupils in its sockets.

"NYHAHA! What do skeletons say as they head out to sea?" He asked, snickering to himself. "BONE voyage!!!"

The crowd groaned at such a bad joke, but the skeleton had already skipped madly laughing and telling more jokes to everyone he met. Toshinori just looked at the retreating skeleton and sighed to himself.

"At least he wasn't a Villain..."

The next morning, a video with a swearing All Might, which in the end becomes a skeleton, was scattered all over the Internet.

Harry was right. His prank was seen all over Japan.