Chapter 60 - Dumbledore not so evil plan

In his office, Dumbledore slowly paced as he pouted. Earlier in the day Madam Pomfrey was doing a health check on all the professors. So naturally he found himself involved, but if that was all he wouldn't mind.

During his check up, his sugar levels were slightly high. While it's at the level nobody was really concerned about it. He was told that he would need to cut back on sweets for a while. Which got his bag of sweets taken away.

'So what if I've been sucking on a few extra pieces of candy lately. It has been slightly stressful at Wizengamot for the last few days.' Dumbledore mentally grumbled.

Ever since Peter was discovered to be alive, some followers either attempted to kill or help him escape. It also didn't help that Rita somehow managed to learn of it and began blasting the Ministry. Which only served to drag the initial plan out longer.

'I wonder how Harry can deal with it when he is surrounded by women.' Dumbledore thought as he compared his staff to Harry's harem. 'Some days they can just be unreasonable.'

What Dumbledore didn't know was that Harry had a similar problem from time to time when he began dating Daphne and Fleur. Over time however they worked out a schedule that allowed them to have him for a while to themselves and together. Though both decided to have only one of them would look over his health each year as both caused too much confusion.

'It is about a week before my monthly shipment of candy is due to arrive. I'm sure it won't be that bad of a wait.' Dumbledore thought.

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What Dumbledore didn't count on was his small addiction to sweets. So what may have been only a slight stressful day was multiplied. For each time he reached for a sweet, he could only grab air.

"Do I need to call in a favor from Harry? I'm sure he will be willing to help me out for all the time I helped him." Dumbledore mumbled.

"After he agrees, I will give him money and an excuse to sneak down to Hogmeads. There he will buy me a bag of sweets and return secretly. That is where we will meet in secret as he passes me the goods. All behind the other professors back." Dumbledore laughed a bit mischiefly as he plotted.

'Now I need to find Harry so my master plan can begin.' He thought as he started heading to spots Harry tends to frequency.

Walking the corridors greeting a few students who walked passed. Dumbledore ended up catching a few students in situations he would rather not see. He also had to end up giving detentions and taking points for a couple of them.

'While I don't care if a couple is having intercourse, but when they aren't taking the proper precautions or in areas where a younger student can stumble across. That is when I have a problem.' Dumbledore grumbled as he knew how teenagers are.

'At least Harry sets up wards when he uses abandoned rooms.' Dumbledore grumbled to himself as his hunt continued.

Touring the castle, Dumbledore heard some giggling as well as moaning. Heading in that direction, he arrived at the door as it swung open. Inside he found Harry fixing his clothes as a pair of seventh years looked at the door in freight.

"I will see you two later, Cloe and Zoe."

Nodding they ran away as they blushed red at the sight of being caught by the Headmaster of all people. Giving them a slight wave, Dumbledore just smiled as he closed the door.

"What can I help you with, Albus." He heard Harry asked curiously.

"I'm in need of your help."

"It must be very important if you are asking." Harry said as he grew serious.

"I am. In the latest check up with Poppy. My sugar levels were a little elevated and nothing to worry about. However, using the chance, the other professors took my bag of sweets."

Dumbledore stood there studying Harry whose expression didn't lighten up. "This is indeed a serious matter. Who would take another man's sweets."

"Should I take them back?" Harry finally asked but Dumbledore shook his head.

"No, they will know and we can't let that happen. So I have devised a plan." Dumbledore began explaining as he and Harry whispered back and forth.

After hashing it out and both sides agreeing the two shook hands. It was agreed that Harry would leave tomorrow and get the 'goods'. After a few more minutes of please talk they left the room.

Once clear, Daphne who was cleaning up the room just shook her head at the pair.

"Boys will be boys no matter their age."

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When the next day arrived, Dumbledore excused Harry from his lesson for the day. Saying that their experiment they began is at a critical stage and he needed Harry's help. While a few professors were skeptical such as Snape and Salamander. They all just shrugged it off saying it can't be helped.

This of course was the lie Harry and him decided on. Neither of them had current projects that needed their full attention at this time. The Weasley prank was the only on-going at the moment and the youngest son has yet to ask for help from his family members yet.

Now waiting in a secluded area on the first floor, Dumbledore waited for Harry to return with his sweets. It was nearly time for the drop off and agreed time.

Before he knew it a blue bird flew in from the open window before transforming into an emerald eye teen. Dusting off his robe, he watched the messy black hair teen pull a bag of sweets from his robe.

"I'm sorry but they didn't have any lemon drops or chocolate bars."

"It's all good Harry. These will do nicely." Dumbledore waved his hand as he inspected his goods.

"Great, now the deal is complete, let's get out of here."

As both nodded and transformed into a pair of phoenixes, they flew out the window. Moments later, Professor McGonagall opened the door with a certain third year blonde in green robes behind her.

"Detention with me, Mr. Malfoy for lying to a professor. Saying the Headmaster was lingering suspicious around here."

"My Father will hear about this." Draco said as he stomped away.