What A Cockroach

"I can't believe I am doing Krillin's job right now!" Ian sighed tiredly while holding a two metres bulky man by his throat, seated on a skyscrapper's edge, dangling the man.

"Wait, wait, please, let me down, I promise I won't do no evil," the large man begged but Ian looked at him with a bored look. Suddenly,bthe man punched his face so hard a shockwave was produced and with it the sound of bones breaking.

"Urgh, motherfucker!" the man screamt in pain while Ian kept on looking at him.

"That force would have made Superman wince, you truly are powerful," Ian told the blonde haired man who glared at him for a second before the pain made him continue groaning. "Let's see, durable enough to be dropped from the top of a skyscrapper and survive."

"What?" the man asked, alert and fearful but Ian let go of him a second later. "Aaah!"

SMASH!

"I was right," Ian chuckled as he could feel the man's life force, and though smaller, it was still there. He was about to go after him when he heard the sound of a bell behind him before a weird looking portal opened. Out came Vandal Savage and Klarion the Witch Boy.

"So you are the immense lifeforce I was feeling," Klarion started. "Interesting, I can feel divinity from you."

"A lord of chaos here on this buckwater planet? Perhaps my arrival here was dire if your kind is interested in this planet. I have to ask, why are you all attracted here?" Ian asked the Lord Of Chaos who seemed even more serious now.

"You all? What do you mean by that?" Vandal Savage asked him. Ian scoffed.

"Don't mock my intelligence, mortal. I can feel Darkseid's aura on you. It might be faint but you have it. You must have met him some centuries ago and seeing as you are still alive, you must have come to some sort of agreement," Ian stated.

"What gives you that impression?" Savage asked with narrowed eyes.

"Darkseid is a master tactician. His thinking process is far beyond what any human could accomplish. If he did not kill you then he saw worth in you, worth he would utilize till you die. That's what separates him and me. Me, I just love to exterminate evil fucks like you," Ian said before he moved so fast none of them could even react when he punched Klarion out of the planet and got hold of Savage by his throat.

"Kurhk!" Savage tried to go for his father box only for it to be snatched from his hands by Ian.

"Apokoliptian technology!" Ian growled before crushing it in his hands with minimum effort. There was a shrill cry of pain from the crushed fatherbox but Ian threw it to the sun. "What to do to you?" Savage tried to punch him but his hand broke. "What's with everyone trying to punch my face today?"

"I can give you anything you want," Savage tried to say but Ian grinned even more.

"There's nothing you can possibly give me that can save you right now. You have Immortality, a pretty troublesome ability I might add. But, let's see how you can..."

Ian used intant transmission to get to the sky and looked down. He saw an ugly alien like creature in a grabbing motion of where he was standing. When it missed, it looked up and then roared so loudly windows all over the city broke. Ian looked at it carefully then frowned. It looked like it did not have any skin on it, clumps of flesh with no visible eyeballs, nose or mouth yet it could produce sound and see him.

"Countermeasure against Superman but it will do nicely against you. It was practically tearing my men apart just to get to you," Savage grinned savagely. Ian scoffed at this.

"I can see that," he said before turning to look at Savage. "But, there's one thing you failed to account for."

"What's that?" Savage asked with a frown.

"Just how potent and large my power goes," Ian said then dropped him. He clenched his fists and closed his eyes, letting out his ki.

Slowly and slowly, his Ki started seeping out and came as a glow brown surrounding him. Everyone all over the world started feeling like Earth's gravity was increasing while an overbearing presence soon made them drop to their knees in fear and to other, worship. Even one of the most strong-willed humans could not help but get down on one knee at the presence.

Savage watched in terror as a red flame started engulfing Ian from his feet up before Ian started shouting. Why? That was the echoes of his Ki changing from normal to divine ki and when his entire body was engulfed with the red flame, a shockwave blew it away, revealing him in his Super Saiyan God mode. Red hair, red eyes, a grim look on his face. He turned to look at Parasite who was watching him in hunger.

It had seen and tasted Superman's energy and it was addicted to it. Why? To him, it looked like the sun and it was truly powerful. But now, he was looking at an entire universe worth of energy and his hunger grew. Superman was at the back of his mind as his body hungered for this new type of energy.

"Rawr!" He lunged at the man, reducing the building to a pile of rubble, claws outstretched, in a grabbing motion when the man got hold of both of them with a grin on his face.

"You want my energy? Sure, you can have all you can eat," Ian roared at him and started feeding him his divine ki.

Parasite has never felt so much energy in its entire life. Energy that was like life itself! It was filling to his muscles, to his brain, to his bloodstream, to his bones, to his nuclease. Slowly, his grotesque figure started changing to be more human like before a tail spurted out of his back. He was slowly becoming a copy of Gogeta.

"Kioken *50!" Ian roared and a deep red aura appeared above his body.

"No! No! Too much! It's too much!" Parasite roared in pain. His body started shattering while he started bleeding out light. "Make it stop! Make it stop! I don't want it!"

"Divine energy is too much for you!" Ian laughed while Parasite was struggling to let go of him. He tried headbutting, kicking to outright trying to yanking his arms out of his body.

"It's too much!" Parasite cried out in pain before exploding in a blinding red energy. The amount he had absorbed from Ian was so much it could have destroyed the entire universe but it was Ian's energy.

"Not so fast!" he said before absorbing its entirety back into himself and the only thing that was destroyed was just the building Parasite used to jump to him.

"Such a workout!" Ian sighed before powering down to his baseform. When he looked down to Savage, he found the man was gone with only a blood spot to show he was there. "Haaah, what a cockroach!"

A/N: Just realized the bullshit in this chapter is lv10000! Hahaha