Ch7 Part 1 (Urahara Kisuke can make anyone uncomfortable)

-Incoherent screeching-

I know I shouldn't laugh but I really can't help it.

The small chuckle quickly drew the other's captains attention. While Aizen screeched bloody murder into my head, I was unbelievably calm.

Even in the face of a smiling Kisuke.

I, have in fact never been more comfortable.

I locked gazes with Urahara Kisuke and gave him a genuine smile. I was rather surprised when I realised I was actually looking forward to his reaction...

Kisuke Urahara briefly blinked at the interaction and promptly shattered my confidence as he returned my smile in kind.

"The Great Aizen Sosuke, laughing and smiling? What sorcery is this!?" Kisuke questioned mockingly. His cane tapping the floor once. He slowly turned towards the rest of the captains in the room. Quickly glancing over the the two currently standing, earning an admittedly amusi-

Tread carefully.

Noted.

Kisuke raised a single eyebrow when his gaze caught the captain-commanders. "How is he still not in jail? I remember getting exiled for way less, and I didn't even do half the things they said!"

Wait what?

Focus!

Right, right. I coughed, quickly earning Kisuke's attention.

"Hey, if he coughs, does that mean he's guilty? No? Ok," I twitched the moment he spoke over me.

Thinking the man was done speaking this time, I was about to start before to my further annoyance, Kisuke promptly turned on his heel, directly facing me, and interrupted me again...

You will need to fight tooth and Nail for every scrap with this man. The other captains seemed to have forgotten, though they will surely remember-

"Before we jump on to the fact you! Stole! My! Property!" Kisuke's dramatics only seemed to aggravate the other captains. "I just have to know... Is Josh Groban, the actor himself, involved in any of this?" The question, utterly taking me by surprise, froze my words on my lips as I clasped them shut.

"What?" I questioned somewhat numb.

"Oh, I've just got a bit of a stock investment on him... Just wanted to know if I should sell early or not." Urahara Kisuke deadpanned.

And for the first time since coming here, Aizen and I finally agreed on the same thing.

Urahara Kisuke was, more than likely, the scariest person alive.

That will need to change-

Dude. We are so not going to try kill Urahara Kisuke.

I wouldn't touch that bastards plot-armour with a power poll!

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Author Notes, here's a small introduction of sorts to the enigma that is Urahara Kisuke, hope you enjoyed and don't forget to leave feedback!

Note: The exchange didn't last more then a couple seconds, if anyone's wondering why the others seem so absent. Kisuke literally hasn't let anyone get a word in.

Tensions will be escalating in the next part as Urahara Kisuke starts giving Answers instead of questions out.