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Flash Marriage: I Accidentally Married A Mafia Princess

What would you do if your ex, who left you five years ago without bothering to say a goodbye, is now standing in front of you at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau? Surely, you wouldn't marry her. But did I mention I'm in dire need of a wife? ___ Song Jingren, self-made Billionaire has one rule– Pity any Tom, Dick or Harry but never offer it to his one and only materialistic and vain ex! Long Reine aka Zuni, proud Mafia princess, has two problems– Uncontrollable Nasty Temper and her Un-seducable Ice block hubby! ___ Excerpt:  "Get out!" Song Jingren told his flash married wife.  "Hubby, you are kicking out your one and only beautiful wife?" Zuni gaped at him. "Mom was right, I shouldn't fall at male beauty but at their intelligence. What can I say I'm a sucker for beauty!" As she realised that she spoke too much nonsense, she put hands on her mouth and shook her head as if she didn't mean it . "Hubby, I was wrong. Forgive, wifey.  I am not a sucker for male beauty but for you. Your chiselled face is still on the top of the list. Add your bank balance, you are unbeatable."  "Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by that disgusting nickname that makes my skin crawl?" Song Jingren coldly said. He hated her for making his resolve of throwing his ex out of his life weaker with each passing moment.  Zuni pouted adorably.   "I'm not calling you Baobei. Our status has been upgraded," Zuni shot back. She then flashed him a blinding smile as she hugged his arm. "Baobei, you are now upgraded to hubby." "Scram, "Song Jingren coldly said.  Hubby: 1, Wifey: 0 ___ Excerpt Two:  "Happy Birthday, Hubby, " Zuni smiled brightly at her husband as the clock struck twelve. "Now quickly open your birthday gift!" Song Jingren looked all around the room but didn't find any supposedly birthday gift. "Where is my birthday gift?" "I'm your birthday gift, dummy, "His wife replied as a matter of fact.  Wifey: 1, Hubby: 0 ___  

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Happy birthday, Hubby!

"You are too young to have a husband, " Long Yanjun said. "If you are short of money, come to me instead of finding a boy."

"Fine, fine, " Zuni rolled her eyes. She heard someone punching the door pin and hurriedly said, "Gege, I will call you later. Don't forget to send my rent along with my allowance too."

"Rent?" Long Yanjun asked as he furrowed his brows. What rent was she talking about now? One would be shocked to know the methods of extorting money that this little money-grubber had.  

"Yes, rent of living in my heart and thoughts all the time, " Zuni cheekily smiled and Long Yanjun burst into a fit of laughter. 

"Alright, little devil, " Long Yanjun said in a resigned tone. "Take care of yourself. It's quite late here."

What could he do when she was being cute and cheeky? Since he was her favourite brother, he would just give her extra money. It wasn't like their Long family lacked money. Also, if he didn't give her money, he was sure she would complain to his father and that never resulted in anything good. 

Zuni immediately disconnected the call and sat in the perfect pose on the couch.  She unbuttoned two buttons of the white shirt that she was wearing and waited for her hubby to appear. 

[Misson: Seducing Baobei-upgraded-Hubby starts!]

Song Jingren, who came home late in order to avoid a certain someone, didn't look here and there and walked straight to his bedroom. A very wise man once said not to look here and there and walk straight to the destination or you would be strayed from the path. 

"Hubby, wait!" He heard a shriek and turned his head to find a seductress on the couch. He muttered a curse under his breath and then looked at her impatiently. 

Just a look at her outfit, he knew that he had strayed from his path. 

Deep breaths. 

More deep breaths. 

Gulps. 

Good devil!

Suddenly, the clock struck twelve and Zuni's phone rang. She had set the alarm to wish him a happy birthday. She ran towards the kitchen area and took out the weird-looking cake from the refrigerator that she had prepared with her own beautifully manicured hands. 

Her disappearance for a moment provided him with momentary relief. 

"Happy Birthday, Hubby, " Zuni wished him with a bright smile as she walked towards him while holding a cake. "I made a chocolate cake for you. Isn't it your favourite?"

Song Jingren glanced at her face that was glowing in the light of candle, her delicate and long neck looked exquisite under the candlelight like the rest of her. 

"Blow the candle and make a wish, " Zuni told him. The bright smile never left her face. 

Song Jingren closed his eyes and blew the candle while she sang the happy birthday song with great passion. 

"Hubby, cut the cake and feed me, " Zuni quickly said. She was glad that he didn't coldly walk away but blew the candles off the birthday cake and even made a wish for himself.

This time, Song Jingren gave her a cold look. 

"Fine, I will cut your birthday cake and feed you, " Zuni said as she took the matter in her hands. 

"I would rather swallow a jar of poison than eat something made by you, " Song Jingren said as he swatted the hand away that was raised to feed him the cake. She wasn't holding the cake properly as when he swatted her hand away, the cake from her hand fell on the ground too. 

The cake that she spent months learning and hours making and re-making was lying on the cold ground and he turned his head to enter his bedroom, leaving her behind. 

Zuni smiled at the closed door even when her eyes were glossy. She squatted on the ground and cleaned it with her hands. She didn't want to throw the cake that she had made for her Baobei but what else could she do at this moment? 

He was hurt and so he was hurting her in return. It didn't matter. She would take anything he would give her. Even crap!

Song Jingren,  who entered the bedroom to rest, found his room decorated with roses and candles and shouted at the top of his lungs! 

"Zuni!!!"

"Hubby, what's wrong?" Zuni, who was sad a moment ago, barged through the door only to find a hot and seething Song Jingren looking at her. 

[My hubby looks so hot and sexy when angry. I shall make him more angry then.] 

poor Zuni!

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