YOUR RICKIEST RICK HAS ARRIVED

A boy with lush red hair was staring at the ceiling of the auditorium where the orientation for Homura Middle school was happening.

(A/N: I used Homura Academy as to respect the GOAT Archer)

He released a yawn with tears coming out of his eyes feeling sleepy.

His messy bed hair an indication that he had a restless night.

He had strange visions and dreams for a past few days, not to mention the huge headache that comes with.

It was like his head was splitting, no more like someone is pouring hit lava through his head and spine.

It felt like activating magic circuits.

Magic circuits?

Where did that come from?

He has been having this stray thoughts and terms that he cannot come to reason with.

It felt like he knows this thoughts but it felt like it is not his own.

It felt like someone else's memories.

He sees the back of a white-haired man with a tan skin looking upon a hill of swords in his dreams.

The dream ends every time the man turns around and says something to him.

It felt it was something important and at the same time pisses him off!

This dream isn't the only thing he has.

In the day he gets sudden vision of a red tower and a huge worm staring at him. It was like he got transported to that place.

His breathe hitches and cannot convey the sheer magnitude of power that being releases and the monster lunging at him.

The being looks at him and mouths something which further aggravates his headache.

Something to remember.

Something important he has lost.

Someone important.

He moves his hand to his inner pocket.

Where is his portal gun?

Wait?

Portal gun?

Soon the auditorium empties out with some people giving him weird looks and some looks of concern, especially from the girls.

It seems it was not his day.

He snaps back to his senses and clutches his head.

The goddam pain! Why doesn't it go away!

There was a shift in atmosphere around him with a red hue as rage boils inside him.

It's been a month before his birthday that this pain afflicted him.

He went to the doctor and said it was okay.

Damn leech gave no medicine and just send him away by charging him huge money. Money, he saved for emergencies.

Maybe that doctor is a fake.

He argued with that bitch ass for hours charging high and at last called the police

He should loot his hous-

He just shakes his head.

Violent thoughts seem to inflate his mind.

A vision of a dual gun wielding man appears.

One with black and silver.

He wakes up sweating bullets.

The sheer carnage and horror he unleashes with that gun.

The blood the guts the viscera.

It felt good looking at it.

He bets his dual antimatter gun can do better.

The image of a man in a priest garb praying to God appears in his head and a porty man hammering metal in his force with sheer resilience.

A sheathe with blue and gold mots flashes in his mind.

He again shakes his head.

Looks like he is going crazy today especially as his birthday today.

It won't surprise him if he goes on a crazed run in his birthday suit when clock strikes twelve, if this pain doesn't make him a psychopath these visions will.

The boy with a lean figure and a tired face stands up.

He will go home today.

???: Takeshi-kun

He snaps his head in annoyance to the glasses girl that hounds him on a daily basis.

From eating to maintain a proper health, even barging in his home and privacy to criticize him of his living condition.

He lives alone okay.

He cannot clean that house alone, even if it's small it has lot of area and roaches to be obliterated.

Also, he has too much work in his hand.

Fixing machines and cars in garage and electrical shops for quick cash. Saving all of that to go to Tokyo college, to get a place in Nasa he needs good standing.

Working places with illegal papers.

Thank God he has good height and body or he would have been caught.

He wonders if there is a club for space travel and technology.

He needs to join those, something inside is calling him. Science is his calling and adventure in his blood.

Hmm.

Strange quote.

He after getting his telescope and books in order gives full attention to the petite girl.

Takeshi: Yes, spoiled girl what do you want. Again, here to harass me?

???: I am not a spoiled girl! It's Shitori-san for you!

Takeshi: Yeah yeah! Whatever spoiled girl, do you a favor for me will you.

Sona: And what might that be?

Takeshi: You see that spot over there.

Sona looks outside the auditorium to the forest surrounding it.

Takeshi: Piss off there and when you piss of there move away to a further place again.

Sona slowly turns her head to the crimson haired boy with veins popping over face.

Sona: I bailed you out of prison and this is how you treat me!

Takeshi: Correction I paid my own bail. You just showed up with your sister to act as my acting guardian in the place of my father who went to buy milk and bread.

Sona runs her hand through her face using her fingers to fix her glasses.

Sona: You do realize assaulting a doctor is a crime and more so punching out his teeth.

Takeshi: Cunt deserved it. Compared to others who charge 45 bucks that cunt took 150 bucks. He did not give any medicine prescribed only told to have aspirin.

Sona: THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO A SCAMMER!

Takeshi: WHAT DO I KNOW! IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE IS THERE TO SHOW ME. I HAD A HUGE FUCKING HEADACHE FOR A GODDAM MONTH!

SONE: THEN YOU SHOULDN'T WORK FOR LONG HOURS IN ILLEGAL PLACES WITHOUT SLEEP!

TaKeshi: I NEED THAT FUCKING MONEY SPOILED GIRL!

An argument ensued in the auditorium attracting attention from faculty and students alike.

First day in school and already there is drama.

Why wouldn't people be excited to see this, especially if it's between the notorious RED SUN AND ICE QUEEN.

Yari Takeshi has been known to pick fights with delinquents and gangs alike.

The unorthodox fighting with Tasers made from scraps and smoke bombs and ruthless deviousness.

He made it to the news a year ago dropping an abandoned factory on several gangs which he led in as a trap. This was made possible with homemade mini bombs.

The reason?

Did not give proper payment in an Illegal bar he was working beating up the boss, also the juiciest piece of news girls like.

How he exposed the gang dealing in underground slavery of young naïve girls and illegal organ selling.

A myth and legend at how he achieved it.

Sure, must have been exciting.

The boys were thinking why did they not get such amazing adventures.

And the gang buried in the factory complex.

Let's just say they are not waking up from the coma anytime soon.

The teachers from pre-school and Kuoh town was shocked.

How can a child bring such a humongous structure?

Later investigations from the detective and police is that use of fuel and oil from scarp junkyards was used to make bombs and set in places of the structure of the factory that had faults if broken dwon with timed explosion. A resonance and cascade would occur that will slowly topple down the structure.

That day several 100 gangs perished.

The only reason Yari Takeshi was not in jail because of the huge amount of evidence he posted online about police corruption, Mayor and the gangs' dealings with them. Later sent to court.

Everyone in the town had one thought in their mind.

That is one mad scientist.

If left alone he will either be the greatest criminal of the world or a great scientist.

Later the Education of board pleaded for him to be spared from juvenile detention as such a bright child can be led to the right path in care.

Not many may know.

He was kuoh town rising sun. A Hero to people who has been wronged.

But later question was bought to his attitude.

People later leaned his mother passed away with father away for whatever reasons living alone.

Such loneliness can change a child.

So, they came together to make sure he is allright, no matter how quirky his personality is.

Soon principle and Tsubaki came to stop this lashing out to one another between to two celebrities.

Sona and Takeshi were butting heads with pushing for dominance.

Principal Michiko and Tsubaki grabbed both of them and pulled them apart.

Takeshi: Let be go brainwashing peanut I need to show this girl HER PLACE. Spoiled girl does you know how hard I work to get things done. How much sacrifice I do for my dreams. The scholarship I painstakingly earn. Unlike her who has everything laid out for.

Principal: CALM DOWN TAKESHI. IF YOU CONTINUE LIKE THIS YOU WILL GET THROWN OUT FROM SCHOOL.

Tsubaki: CALM DOWN SONA THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU!

Sona: LET ME GO TSUBAKI! I NEED TO SET HIM STARIGHT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAD TO WORK TO MAKE SURE YOUR TROUBLES DON'T MESS UP YOUR FUTURE. WHO DO YOU THINK CLEANS UP YOUR MESS AFTER YOU DESTROY ANYONE AND ANTHING WITHOUT REMEORSE.

Takeshi: IT'S ONE ME! I NEED TO SHOW THAT DEGENERATES OF SOCIETY HOW POINTLESS THEIR ACTIONS HER. HOW GETTING KICKS OUT OF PREYING THE WEAK IS NOTHING BUT FUELING THEIR OWN MISERY AND INSECURITIES.

SONA: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SIT OUT OF TROUBLE! LAST YEAR YOU ALMOST DIES BRINGING DOWN THAT FACTORY!

Rias, Kiba and Akeno was watching the bather from the sidelines as they just arrived.

Tears spilled out from Sona's eyes.

She still remembers how horrifying it was when she used her familiars to watch the trouble he was causing.

Not only the gangs were buried but Takeshi himself in a horrible state. He was lucky he kept his life.

It was very close to suspicion how Takeshi was bought out Scot free.

Some suspect his father was someone high up with him being a bastard son of a onetime stand.

Rumors and speculations were thrown around but nothing came out as supernatural has been covering his track.

Even so such stunt was too much to ignore.

With Lord Sirzechs having a major migraine.

Takeshi stopped struggling without any more anger.

He remembers how bad it was he brought himself out of the abandoned factory.

His left hand a mess with bone jutting about.

A concussion.

Broken ribs.

Maybe that is why he has a headache.

He needs to be checked for brain damage.

Takeshi calmed down and stopped struggling in principles embrace.

With that signal the principle let him go.

He grabbed his stuff and gave a one last word.

Takeshi: Why do you care.

Sona gave a hateful glare and stomped away.

It was his birthday today with no one to celebrate with.

He gave a glare to the spectators parting away so he could leave to whatever pace he can get his mind off to, forgetting to check the clubs he had interest in.

His mind wondered off how Sona does tell with a straight face everything will be okay and his father will pay for his dream college.

What a bold-faced lie.

He asked her how did she know, but every time she just ignores that question refusing to answer.

He saw her flinch not to mention her sister not making eye contact to that statement.

He hates it.

He cannot got to trips outside of Kuoh, remembering how every time he was denied for a vacation to explore places on some conference of science and astrology.

Children his age going with their parents to such festivals.

He knows for a fact that his Middle school trip will also be denied.

His Kindergarten trip with his mother, His preschool trip.

Brings bitter memories.

Though he went to some free conventions with his mother, they could not explore out to the world as they did not have money.

Money was tight, he knew it.

There is a calling out there for him.

It was like something in him is missing.

A fundamental part of his existence that defines him.

Without Takeshi's knowledge he had gone around half of Kuoh in standing on the side of the bridge looking at the reflection of the sunset on the clear water stream.

He remembers how he cleaned it alone for some plastic and steel to get some money to be saved.

He made a promise.

That he will see the world to its final edge.

To the depth of the ocean.

To the boundaries beyond the sky.

Crimson eyes stare at the distance.

Red hair flowed in the wind.

The pain in his head throbbing.

He kicks a stray rock at the side in the stream and scoffs at the sun.

Red Sun.

Who the fuck made it up.

There was another shift around him, red hue around him with the light of the sun mixing with it making it seem for Takeshi it was the wind.

His body was surrounded by red vapor slowly changing his temperance.

An energy like none another.

A smell to sweet to ignore.

Making someone's stomach churn just below the bridge.

!!!!!Night in Kuoh city!!!!

It was night with Takeshi finishing his dinner from his favorite Ramen place.

Though the purchase was expensive. Who cares.

Today is his birthday.

He is going to treat himself to the best of what he can.

He wonders where the Boob screaming kid went.

His antics cackle him to no end.

Putting hoes and bitches in awkward situation.

Showing skin to attract to most optimal male not for dee nuts but Golden nuts.

It is so obvious he can just roll his eyes.

The bar he worked at has lots of the same kind coming and going.

So, he can identify which is which.

His thot detector is unmatched.

Especially that Red Haired bimbo who bores hold through his back with her intense stare in the auditorium.

Not to mention her maid.

Her smile gives him the creeps.

Speaking of thots.

Takehashi: I know your following me, too late not to hide yourself. I can already feel your footsteps and malice from here.

Form some reason ever since he got in that factory incident his awareness went off the roof.

He feels like he has a third eye at the back eye of his mind.

And his Spidey senses was tingling.

Wait where did that come from?

Takehashi slowly turns around and observes the girl or rather Women being following him.

Wearing a bloodied brown long overcoat only completely wearing nothing inside.

Without hesitation Takehashi grabs his phone and types the code to call the police.

The person unmoving while he did it further unnerving him.

His back hairs were standing warning him of this person which had only happened while he pissed up all gangs chasing him through kuoh.

The Biker gang chase was something else.

The thrill he will never forget.

Also the fact the girlfriend of the gangs chased him for reasons he hoped they would, instead for sending their husband to the hospital. So he did them a favor and send all of them to the same hospital to reunite with their hubby. There perfectly balanced how it should be.

Takehashi opens his mouth to give a snark reply.

Takehashi: Okay I know I send your husband to the hospital maybe to the morgue too which they deserved after the list of crimes they piled up. Why don't we be civil. I don't want my record to be tarnished further. Though a extra beating would not make a difference.

Instead of replying a creepy laughter flowed through the empty road.

This gave the confirmation for Yari to bring out his knuckles and tasers.

Takehashi: Oh boy another hoe to beat up.

Suddenly cracking noises can be heard from the body of the women now staring at Yari with bloodshot eyes.

Yari had his eyes widened as a huge shadow eclipsed him.

The being Infront of him was the most hideous thing he had ever seen. Instead of a buxom woman now there a Chutulu like abomination.

???: You-

Without any further though Takehashi Threw the taser the monsters mouth with such an accuracy that will make Olympic spear thrower green with envy.

After that he look the smoke bombs and unloaded the whole load at the abomination of lower body chimera that has an open mouth.

He made sure his special tear gas was in the frey.

With a wise decision he bolted like an Olympic athlete.

He was running for his life.

What the fuck is that?

What the fuck is this?

Did he finally grow crazy from brain damage and migraine.

Now his body was throbbing in pain without any reason.

It felt like something is gonna blow inside him.

It felt like a raging dam not only his head.

With his mind on the monster, he failed to notice that his body was glowing red with his left- and right-hand glowing red and blue respectively.

Suddenly a scream went out in the distance.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Takehashi: Welp there goes another one of my actions to piss a moster off. What am I gonna piss of next? A god?

Suddenly he heard sounds of breaking in the distance.

He had already made it far with his athletic body, but it seems that beast is trying to catch up.

He looked behind and got pale.

It's mowing down houses just to get to him showing how pissed it is.

Looks like he is gonna make news again.

But he doubts the government will shut him up of their horrendous schemes and experiment. Better vanish.

Though he is sure people heard it as some are opening their window to look up the fiasco.

He needs to finish this fast.

He remembers there is an abandoned kuoh church nearby.

Thank Jesus he had payloads inside his newly made bomb vest.

It's time drop gods house.

Well look at that I will piss off God today.

Takehashi: JESUS IN HEAVEN GIVE ME STRENGTH.

With that declaration with a sudden pain coursing his mind making him stumble, he went off.

!!!!Back to the stray devil!!!!

It was hungry really hungry.

With that sweet smell flowing through it's nose it could not resist.

A otherworldly smell.

Smell of something divine.

It hesitated first but after it saw it was a harmless boy it pounced on the chance.

How wrong it was.

Its head was buzzing and her lower body was in flames.

Who thought such mere human weapon were effective.

It made her feel insulated.

Losing herself to the smell becoming stronger and stronger.

It began to rampage.

The rulers of the town should have noticed by now.

But it doesn't matter.

If it eats that boy's divine flesh.

Surely it would obtain power beyond anything she imagined.

It needs to be fast.

She cannot wait to get that rat.

!!!!!!Back to Kuoh church!!!!!

Explosive were already filled to the brim to the foundation of the church.

All the hard work hiding his stash of explosive even though he got a warning from the police.

It seems he is to finally be stripped of his freedom when all this is over.

Making sure he survives that is.

All the fuel he harvested in the junkyard of kuoh. What a waste.

Tremors were going up at the center of the of the church.

It's coming.

The front door of the church blasted open revealing all in glory the hideous vagina monster.

Takehashi: You came out from the wrong womb.

He took the bomb and threw it to the monster to distract it for his escape.

Getting its attention with the bomb thrown in its direction.

The watch with the timer exploded.

Takehashi: ASTALA VISTA BABY.

Takehashi jumped from the window pushing the button of the controller.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

With that a whole cemetery was brought down on that humongous monstrosity.

!!!!A few minutes of crumbling!!!!

Takahashi: Fucking hell. Now that was something.

Takahashi dusted himself off from the grim and dirt.

Wonder what would Sona think to see him one piece after the fiasco.

It will feel good rubbing it in her face.

He picks up his Taser rod and prepares to leave.

Suddenly the same tingling sensation was ringing in his head made his head move to the side.

A bone tooth was shot grazing his shoulder.

A scream went out of his mouth falling to the ground.

Two more flew on top of him.

Takahashi quickly went up and prepared his taser to block sudden fire, but he doubts he can block the attack.

A ringing sensation went out his head again with his head ache reaching his final peak almost causing him to stumble, but his fight or flight instinct kicked in.

Eyes burning crimson red.

The area around the church bathed in red hue.

Some words went on his head, visions coming in of battle of a red coated man again.

Takahashi became a flash with ground breaking beneath him escaping the lethal blows.

A chant went on top of his head.

T%$@e #n

Takehashi: Trace on!

A second taser rod was on his hand swiftly batting away a huge needle coming in his way with the reinforced projection breaking away.

The pounding in his head reached his zenith.

The monster coming out of the broken-down structure.

Bloodied and bruised.

It watched at hatred at the crimson clad boy bathing the area with its light.

A chill went down it's spine.

But further observation it seemed the boy stopped moving and is in a daze.

Takahashi was in a trance.

With memories of his previous life flowing in.

The memories of emiyas across realities already integrated. With Enryu's power and body molded with the shinsoo flowing through his body.

Wounds healing at a rapid rate.

Only now.

The memories of Rick Sanchez finally arrived.

???: LIMITERS DISENGAGED.

???: SHINSOO FLOW OPTIMAL.

???: RELEASING RESTRAINTS.

The monsters moving in for the kill as it went for the prize.

Instead a red glow encompasses the area coloring the world RED.