Darkseid vs the Justice league 2

[3rd person POV]

Darkseid began moving towards his stepson, as Wonder Woman used her lasso of truth to try and restrain him. Rather than getting on his knees, as victims of the lasso typically did, Darkseid grabbed his end of the rope and used it to pull Wonder Woman towards himself, and as she got close to him, unable to brace herself as she was pulled towards Darkseid with a large force. After she gets pulled close enough Darkseid hits her with a powerful punch. The impact of his fist hitting Wonder Woman's jaw is enough to send a shockwave through the room. Wonder Woman goes flying into a wall, knocked out cold.

Shazam rushes at Darkseid hoping to get a shot in. He tackles Darkseid, but Darkseid barely moves, instead grabbing Shazam's cape and using it to toss him aside like a pebble. Nevertheless, Shazam uses his lightning in an attempt to stun Darkseid once again, but it obviously fails. Shazam once again tries to hit Darkseid, launching his fist at him, but Darkseid simply grabs his fist with his own and punches Shazam with his other hand. Shazam is hurt but continues to persist trying to punch Darkseid with his other hand only for it to be grabbed as well. Darkseid then delivers a devastating headbutt, making Shazam faint.

"Why! Why are you here already? You weren't even planning to lead this invasion in the first place!" cried Mr. Miracle, in anguish over this unfortunate turn of events.

Darkseid answered his son's query "Indeed, me having to descend to such a lower world was unexpected, but the rewards are with the price. Since in exchange for merely losing one general, I have gained such excellent specimens. After a brief period of training, they shall be force worthy of my command."

"Wait, losing a general? You mean Steppenwolf is dead? That's why you came here?" he questioned, baffled at this turn of events. Never had he expected that Steepenwolf would die and that it would lead to an even greater catastrophe.

"That matters little now. If Steppenwolf was incompetent enough to have lost to such insignificant gnats then he is unworthy being my general. These so-called 'superheroes' will serve as suitable replacements. What matters is that Darkseid is eternal. And YOU. SHALL. YIELD!!" Darkseid yelled charging at his son. But as he did, he was stopped by a wall of green energy.

Green Lantern then aims a gigantic cannon at Darkseid and fires. The bullet hits Darkseid with enough force to push him back, but it's not enough to pierce his body. Nevertheless, Green Lantern moves on to his next strategy, conjuring a F-16 jet and sending it at Darkseid, the jet once again crashes into Darkseid, with the collision little effect on Darkseid aside from pushing him back further, while the jet shatters into tiny pieces. But this was the exact position Green Lantern wanted Darkseid in.He yells out to Cyborg "Now!!"

Cyborg, with Barda's mega rod in hand, uses it to fire two simultaneous blasts of pure energy. The blasts merge and hit Darkseid with enough power to knock him down on his knees. However, this only serves to further anger Darkseid.

"You… You DARE MAKE ME KNEEL!!! I shall display your corpse before the Guardians in Oa!" he yells, jumping up in the air and grabbing Green Lantern's leg, before dragging him down to the ground and smashing him onto the floor.

He then grabs an unconscious Green Lantern's right hand and crushes it, destroying the ring along his hand.

The flash, now with his body healed due to his superfast healing, quickly punches Darkseid before getting Green Lantern's body away from him. He then quickly checks his friend's condition "NO! Hal!!"

He then runs around the room, once in a while rushing at Darkseid to punch before retreating to safety and continuing the process. This works a few times before Darkseid figures out the pattern of the Flash's attacks and unleashes a counterattack, grabbing the Speedster by the throat before breaking both of his legs with his other hand and knocking him out with a punch.

He then once again turns to look at Mr. Miracle, and his eyes glow red. In an instant two red beams of energy escape his eyes and rush straight at his son. Mr. Miracle, aware of the aftermath of getting hit by even one of them, runs in the opposite direction, using everything available in the room to try and escape the red beams. But the beams follow wherever he goes, unrelenting in their chase.

Mr. Miracle uses walls, pillars, computers, chandeliers and anything else present in the room to try and escape the beams of death pursuing him. He even manages to destroy one of them with the corpse of a parademon, but this delays him by one second allowing the other ray enough time to hit him.

"Argh!!" he cries out, as his vision turns black.

"Congratulations, robot. It seems you are the last one standing." He says to Cyborg.

But before he finishes off Cyborg, a ray of red energy hits him. He turns around to find Superman, awake and ready for another bout.

Darkseid speaks up "You're standing back up so quickly after being hit by one of my omega beams? Admirable effort mortal, for this you shall be my next general."

Superman responds in an angry tone "I refuse."

He then flies towards Darkseid, before hitting him with a right hook, knocking out one of the new god's teeth. Darkseid responds in kind, punching Superman in the gut with enough force to make him cough up blood. Superman doesn't stop his assault, landing punch after punch, each blow sending shockwaves throughout the room. Darkseid also reciprocates the blows with punches rivalling those launched by the man of steel in might some even surpassing those of his opponent in strength

This brawl continues for a solid 5 minutes. Eventually Darkseid launches the man of steel away with a kick. As Superman regains his balance mid-air his eyes glow red. Darkseid also lights up his eyes as they both launch their eye lasers. The two beams meet in the middle and are locked in a constant struggle to consume the other. This stalemate lasts for one whole minute.

In the end, Darkseid's Omega beams prove superior as they rip through Superman's heat vision, hitting him directly on the chest, knocking him out cold.

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A/N: the actual title of these chapters should really be "How not to execute a jumping 101" or "100 ways to fuck up a jumping session."