Fucking Russians

"Gideon what did I miss while I was asleep?"

" Half of the team is currently in a Russian Gulag in 1986."

" Where is the other half?"

" In the main room currently discussing a plan to get Stein, Mick and Raymond."

" Tell me when they leave and then give me the location."

" Yes sir, Admiral."

A few hours later I'm flying high, or floating is more accurate, I'm just watching the Gulag currently but I've decided that I don't like guards so,

Yasakani no Magatama, oh look no guards wonder where they went must have gone on break. Would suck if that riot happened and all the guards that were outside were dead. OMG IS THAT A FEMALE FIRESTORM, IM GONNA KILL IT!!!! I scream mentally as the kick the fear of god into this woman, at the same time Jefferson grabs her hand causing Stein to fly out onto him and the woman to fly far away, I'm pretty sure she isn't in Russia anymore. I then fly back onto the ship and drink with everyone.

So after a terrible crash landing we are currently being shot at which I hate so I put a beam through this guy's hand because fuck him. Then we go back to the ship but not before I pimp slap this kid into a building. I get it I'm petty but also it was hilarious. I have also decided I'm gonna go kill people because honestly I don't know but It just seems like the thing to do, you know when in Rome and all that.

It been 30 minutes and I've definitely killed at least 300 people and I don't think I've ever had so much fun. I honestly understand why Kizaru always asks people " Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?" because the confused look and then the look of suprise when they see your leg start to glow and then the look of understanding that hits right before your foot does is COMEDY GOLD. I chuckle after every kill, I've also gained a cult because people see me do stuff like that, then they follow me and if someone tries to kill me I atomize them. Anyway that's not the point, the point is that Grant Wilson is here and he is trying to tell my gang/cult what to, I don't like that so.

" You must be Slade's son, Right?"

" I am so what if it?"

" I just wanted to make something clear, like I did with your father."

" And what would that be?" Grant growls out as he steps up to me and looks up at my face

" I'll kill you if you even try to get in my way, Grant." I say with a smile as I lean down to be face to face with the arrogant brat. Mentally he understands I'm a threat because he seems to flinch ever so slightly but it would seem he wasn't taught when to back down because he growls and sends his men at me. Unluckily for him I kill all his men before they can register the command.

" It would seem you didn't understand boy, I'm no superhero, I will kill you like I did your men if you try anything like that again. But as a rule I can't let you go uninjured so, I hope you don't need that arm for anything soon. After that I shatter ever bone in his left arm and then toss him out into the street. My crew yells and cheers but I saw them switch sides when Grant showed up so, I whipped around and killed them all.

" Sucks I didn't get anyone loyal, I would have loved a cult" I mutter out as I kick the dirt like a child then I laugh and fly back to the ship and drink a little bit, I also grab a cigar. Before I light it though I hear "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?" I turn to see an angry Sara Lance

" I've been chilling how 'bout you?"

" I have been actually helping the team get the parts to fix the ship and help fix the future."

" Oh how has that been?"

" Terrible, but It would have been better if someone as strong as you was there to help!"

" Oh cool, anyway you should go help those people." I say with a nod towards the outside, she in turn looks exasperated and walks away, I then go back to smoking and drinking Kizaru style.

" Gideon, how is team Flash doing against Zoom currently?"

" Mr.Allen is currently fighting for his life after Zoom stole his speed and he gave him, as you would say, an impressive beating."

" Oh noooooo how terrible, must suck I don't care, send a cigar to Cisco."

I muse with a deadpan face as I give Gideon a cigar to send.

" Oh and Gideon put a label on it that says

"" Happy wishes from your time traveling buddy, Borsalino.""

" Will due Admiral."

In the middle of the epic final battle between Zoom and The Flash, where the whole universe is at stake Cisco feels something hit his head and he looks down to see a cigar, he picks it up and reads it. His face goes from shock to confusion to understanding then to a smile as he chuckles and puts it in his pocket.