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An Average Chad from Ostdeutschland

Erich is not your average Joe having been killed by immigrants, making him turn a villain in his next life, with a love for both football and politics he'll become a master in this field and prevent refugees from coming in the future, But that doesn't stop him from sleeping with Turkish hoes ( I know it's terribly written

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Re/Birth after being killed

Berlin December 9, 2023

"Ugh, god the party was wild last night"

"Indeed it is, Erich"

"Huh?, who's there?"

Erich turned around and notices his surroundings is not inside of his room anymore

"Where am I?" he asked

"Your in the afterlife you drunktard" answered by the Unknown being

"What do you mean I'm in the afterlife?, Last thing I remember is watching Bayern Munchen get massacred by Eintracht Frankfurt 5-1. and then,....wait I can't seem to remember what happened." Erich realized he must have fucked up, his forehead now started sweating alot, due to not knowing what happened next.

The being then explained to him."Well apparently, on your way home you got so drunk you walked in the district where syrians and turk lives and forsome reason you manage to provoke them and they killed you."

"Man what!!, ever since those Muslims "refugees" came here in Deutschland crime has been increasing, oh well no used in being a bitch about it. Can I ask a question?"

"Yeah what is it?"

"Are you Allah the one they worship?"

"Do you see 70 virgins around here?"

"..."

Unknown being slowly approached him and said "Anyways your in this reincarnation shxt, so make a wish of things, could be anything"

Erich thought about it carefully then responded with " Anything you say?, well on my file computer called 'Google drive Top Sekret' there's a complete plan of the cheats I wanted and how I want to live my life! Aside from that I wish to retain my memories could you make it happen"

" Lemme first check this 'file' of yours"

"Go on"

A couple minutes later after Unknown being read his file

"I don't know if your sick in the head but it mentions here you wish to be born in 1961 in EAST GERMANY!!?!?"

"Yeah it's the best! Ostdeutschland on top!!"

" You know what I'll just grant it, don't bored me to hell"

" No cap?"

East Germany, December 4, 1965

Berlin

It's been 4 years since coming into this world. Berlin wall has been constructed some historical places are still in ruins, it's kinda surprising how good daycare here in the east is. Being a child is kinda fun yet boring asf, though my mom got a great pair of tits a 34DD. Breast milk tasted horrible though.

Though I'm 4 years old right now, I can proficiently read and write in German, English, and Spanish. It's been pretty easy relearning them due to me being fluent in these language in my past life. One thing I learned is my name, since I was born I have listened to anything I can hear and that includes my name and parents name, apparently my name is still Erich but what bothers me the most is my surname,, it's "Himmler" .yep were related to that n*zi official, well distantly related my grandfather and that man are 2nd cousins making us not having a close and direct relationship with him.

Anyways my father's name is Pankraz Himmler, a master in his field of accountancy and aeronautics, during the third Reich he worked in managing assets of stolen art and a factory manager for Messerschmitt, he may have some form of involvement to the Reich, aside from managing assets and help making weapons for killing people he did not participate in ethnic cleansing and the war. Meanwhile my mother is of Jewish descent named Khloe Himmler (how ironic isn't?),a surgeon born to a rich jewish banking family in Amsterdam, she met my father during the occupation and in some miraculous way they get married.

I'm currently sitting in a chair at a random daycare here in Berlin, with some kids crying whenever their mothers left them some are pretty well behaved.

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