Infiltration

(NOTE: Okay, so I made a mistake. This chapter comes before 'Fun'. I upload it wrong cuz of the way Webnovel stores chapters. This went to a 2nd page and I didn't notice it. Anyway, sorry for the mistake.)

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Sosuke Aizen

I used spiritual pressure to create some clothes for myself. My hair was flowing onto my face and I was wearing glasses. 

Just like the good old days. 

You'd be surprised at how easy it is to deceive someone with your appearance. As long as your personality and expressions are different, they won't suspect a thing.

I sneak into Capsule Corp from a window and kill another human to steal his badge and coat. Now I'm a harmless scientist. 

As I get closer to the room my opponent from earlier was sitting in, I sense energy being gathered. 

I peek through the door and watch as Goku and Vegeta disappear. 

Their Ki is gone...so they're not on Earth anymore. This is going to work even better than I thought. 

I see a woman burst into the room through another door. 

"Gohan! Where is Goku!?!" She asks. She's wearing a traditional dress for where she lives, I think.

"M-Mom! Dad went to Lord Beerus' planet for-" Before he could finish he was punched by the intruder. 

"And you didn't stop him!?! Ugh-!!!!" 

I see. This is Goku's wife. 

She wasn't at the battle so she's not under my illusion. That might actually work in my favor. 

"Let's go home, Gohan! I still need to find a tutor for Goten!" The Saiyan picks his mother up and flies away. 

I roughly note the direction they went in. With Gohan's Ki, finding them is easy.

"Krillin, I also want to go home." 

The blonde cyborg talks to the warrior that dresses like the Saiyans even though it's a human. 

Her name is Android 18 if I remember correctly, and these two are married. I am interested to see how an android was able to give birth, because Krillin was talking about his daughter. 

I decided the people being left behind can wait until later and followed this couple. 

They seem to be unable to sense me. It may be something to do with Goku's Super Saiyan God form. Regular people can't sense a God's Ki. 

Good.

They land at a small island and an old man greets them. There's also a talking turtle and pig. 

I listen in on their conversation, they reveal almost everything about them in a matter of seconds. 

The Baldy goes to work as a Police officer and isn't home most of the time. They don't have a steady source of income, and the android is hungry for cash. She seems to be quite jealous of Bulma, who I know is from the richest family on this earth. 

I had to spend the day eavesdropping on them because no good opportunity presented itself. 

The most interesting event happened at night. 

The android sneaked off into the old man's room to cheat on her husband. It turns out the both of them want to partake in kinks involving hiding from Krillin.

I remember back in the day, I also used to fuck wives behind their husbands just for fun, but I have grown beyond that. 

I flash stepped to a city we passed by on our way here. After a few minutes of looking around, I found an electronics store and stole a camera. 

It may seem like an off hand way to do things, but I do not want to reveal that I'm Lord Aizen to anyone. If they knew, they would just ignore my commands and report to Beerus. 

But if they think I'm a mortal who's much stronger than them...

The next morning, Krillin left for work and the old man was sitting on the beach. 

I sneaked into the house and calmly made my way to Android 18's room. I opened the door like I had been here a hundred times.

"Huh? Who are you-!?!" Her eyes widened as she saw my hand holding a picture of her and the old man in the act.

"Dear me, imagine my surprise when I saw this last night. I had to hold myself back from running to Krillin and showing him what his wife was doing behind his back." I spoke with a different voice, but my tone showed no signs of weakness. 

In an instant, she was next to me and trying to take my head off with her leg. When that didn't work and I simply took the attack head on, she tried to blast me away. 

I grabbed her hand and the blast disappeared in between our grips. 

"It would do you no good to fight here, Android 18." I smiled at her fearful expression. "My name is Kira, I am a traveler who is currently roaming this Universe." 

She lowered her arms, showing she had no intention of attacking further after seeing my strength. "What do you want, Kira? You want to destroy my marriage? Or do you want me to suck you off in exchange for that picture?" Her voice was annoyed, as if this was a mere chore for her.

"Oh no, I am sure you're confident in your skills, but I wouldn't want you to choke to death when we only just met." She flinched slightly at my words, but kept her calm. "What is your real name?" 

My question was more surprising than the picture for her. I imagine she had kept it a secret. No one even knew she had an actual name other than a number. 

"H-How did you...my name is Lazuli." Now, she was finally frustrated. 

"Hmm, good. Well then, Lazuli, I want you to spy on and poison the best fighters on this planet."

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Bulma Briefs

Arriving on Lord Aizen's planet, I noticed it was much smaller than Earth. But it was so much cleaner and attractive. There was a huge castle built around an even bigger tree with translucent branches. 

Ugh, I can't believe I have to work as a maid for a whole month just for talking! 

This is ridiculous! Gods of Destructions are just tyrants that do whatever they want.

"That's right, we are tyrants. Do you have a problem with that?" 

I jumped up and screamed. 

He was standing behind me, and somehow managed to guess what I was thinking.

"E-Eh? Wh-What do you mean, Lord Aizen? You can do w-whatever you want." Tch, I am so annoyed. 

Why didn't Goku kick this jerk's ass!?! If he had went Ultra Instinct, this God would be dead.

"Hmm, Vados, where do you think she should start?" He asked with an evil smile.

I became nervous. I am alone here, and he could make me do anything. I have no power to say no.

"I think she should clean the whole castle by herself today, Lord Aizen." This damn Angel is useless, I thought you were supposed to be better than the God!?!

"Hmm...I agree. She can start with my personal room."

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