A sign of Civilization, final...........Fuck its a snake lady, and Percy Jackson? What the actual fu.. nevermind I 'll just roll with the punches I guess, anyway, come here often?
..............Time: Day. Place: forest Status: WALKING FOREVER!..............
[Walking in a winter wonderllllannd!]
"Kill yourself!"
[No can do compadre! You would die too, and then I couldn't torment anyone else :(]
"How the hell did you speak emoji?"
[What?]
"What?"
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Anyways, after that fucker stopped talk... [You know you love me! :)]
"You did it again! Stop It's freaking me out."
[Whatever could you mean?]
"You know what I mean!"
[Nuh-uh]
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[Nuh-Fucking-uh! you almost got us trapped in that shit!]
"Nuh...You're right I'm sorry, anyways shut up so I can think please?"
[Fine :(]
"STOP DOING THAT!"
[;)]
"AHHHHHHHH"
............1 LONG ARGUEMENT LATER[About a month or so??]..........
Ok, so, after getting that fucker to shut up, I am finally able to think. I have been walking for another 5 or so hours, and have yet to see or hear anything. However I can feel myself approaching something important, is this my main character power coming into play?? [Fat chance, the huge amount of prana radiating from that barrier can be felt for miles, not to mention the divinity lol.]
"Now you're loling to? Do you have anything better to do than watch youtube shorts in my fucking brain?!"
[Unlike you, I'm bored as hell up here, I don't get the fun of walking I just sit here and wait to be summoned, which you don't have to do until you're in trouble, unfortunately there hasn't been trouble for hours, it's small up here you know?]
"Was that an insult to my brain size? Also what was that about prana and divinity?"
[Yes, thought you wouldn't catch it. Prana is pretty much mana but...yeah it's just mana, so yeah, divinity is godly power, which is common sense.]
I heard a loud noise coming from the..... I don't know, I could feel my spider senses tingling, and I started running towards the area.
[Summon me pls]
"Nah I'd win."
As I ran with hope I would find something or someone, I felt the forces of pra..Mana collide with the divine ones. I still couldn't exactly tell much other than that, b ut it would be fine when I got there, probably, I'd just go with the flow.
...........5 minutes later..........
I came upon a clearing and saw a building, it looked like a gas station or rest stop you would find on a random country road. [Take me home!] Bitch I'm thinkin [:(] STOP DOING THAT!, anyway, locking back in I made a few observations, it was quite elementary....
1, There were two parties engaged in a battle in fisticufs.
2, The one releasing the prana was the bad guy.
3, I was in the world of Percy Jackson and the olympians.
I came to this conclusion for one reason. There was a huge sign with words that read "Aunty em's garden gnome emporium." or something along those lines I forgot. [Dawg you just saw it though?] I came to the conclusion to summon Achilles and save the day!
"Achilles!"
[Finally some action, you get some power, you get some, everyone gets some!]
Feeling the unfamiliar power coursing through me, and donning the.... Body I guess? of Achilles I ran into the Emporium to through some hands.
...................Inside the emporium................
Now that I was inside I saw quite a few statues, they were all extremely lifelike too. I knew they were people frozen by Medusa, but it still made me angry that they were all dead. [Yeah this is pretty fucked up, though not as fuck...nevermind you got it chief.] I locked in
I ran even faster after seeing the statues. I was pissed off quite a bit. In no time, I reached the center of the emporium, and then I saw the snake lady herself, she was wearing, it didn't matter she was ugly nothing she wore could fix that, with lower half of a snake and the top half of a shit.. can't look there!, Medusa. The Little demigods were hiding, which is fine, hol-up little? That isn't exactly something I would say, whatever, Let's start the party!
"Who are you?" She hissed, most likely sensing my strength, due to me blatantly revealing it, since when could I hide it though?
"Your mom!" I lunged towards her an...
..................The end lol.................
I'm back or something idk. Was busy, dicking around and playing video games.