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A wild card in Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

No one expects to be a demi-god, ha well I did, and when I "Regained Corporeal form" after my interdimensional acid trip, I wasn't, instead I was in a EXTREMELY familiar room with the long-nosed pimp master himself, Igor. Shit..... maybe don't go driving during a hurricane next time, dumbass. (SI-oc)

Johnathan_Banks · Anime & Comics
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14 Chs

Snake momm....Nevermind I spoke too soon.

.....Time:Afternoon Place:Aunty em's, no pretzels at this aunties Status:Kicking ass....

"You'll die for that!"

"No shit, if I was your mom I would have killed myself from how ugly you are!"

This served as a great example of how to piss someone off, but would I die?

Um no, no I won't. Or maybe I will, I'm going to be honest I went into this fight without much of a game plan, I was confident in my strength to beat the snake women, who by the way, wasn't very attractive, unlike the nasuverse medusa :(, HOLY SHIT! I did it, is this Achilles's power? 

"Oh shit!" 

"DIE SORCERER!"

"I don't think I look like a wizard or act like one though????"

"DIE!"

Medusa had attacked me while I was thinking, of course it wasn't like it had mattered as I have a pretty fast reaction time and smoothly dodged the attack. Anyway, back to thinking. I don't exactly have a way to kill Medusa, as I'm pretty sure they can only be killed by celestial bronze and *MAGIC* demi-god powers. I have neither, so I wonder if brute force will work? Sorcerer though, interesting, does she mistake me as one of those egyptian guys? I'll ask after I beat her. Time to lock in, my game plan is to group up, and hit it till it dies!....Or not, since I'm not sure she will die, and I'm not in a group. 

I doge another attack, once again off of pure intuition, intuition that was both mine an not mine, this time resolving to go in for an counter attack, aiming for her..liver? I don't know much about half snake half human anatomy anyway....

The attack misses, Medusa slithered out of the way and used a mental attack.

{Look into my eyesss~}

I slowly start looking up "Enchanted" by her "Alluring" voice. 

{Yesss, give into desire!}

As my eyes get closer to her upper body, I decided to just give up and surrender, anything with that "nice" of a voice couldn't be that bad right 

{Yesss that's right~.}

My eyes slowly inched up to her face and then....

....One or two minutes ago, (Percy pov.)....

I was having a bad week. Why? Its simple really, I had discovered I was a demi-god, which, apparently, made a LOT more sense in retrospect looking back at my childhood, and well it all went down from there. 

I was chased by a minotaur....My Mom was taken to the underworld (Working on getting her back at the moment, it is the main reason I am doin g any of this in the first place.)...Was taken to a Demi-god summer camp (Not exactly the weirdest thing that has happened to me this week.)..... Won a game of capture the flag, (sparta style).. I'm a son of poseidon (Water gun power, yay!)... Got sent on a quest because my uncle misplaced a Nuke gun(Lightning bolt)..... Fought some furies on a bus ( Seconded time this has happened).... Walked with Wise Girl and Enchilada goat (Annabeth Chase and Grover Underwood) and finally I arrived at my current location. 

"Aunty Em's Gnome Emporium"

Sounds like a nice place right? Wrong, dead wrong (Was gonna say frozen wrong but I don't know if that makes sense grammiticly, Dyslexia and ADHD make for the perfect greek demi-god, or so they say) 

Turns out, the "Nice" lady who gave us Cheese burgers and milk shakes for free turned out to be not so "Nice". She was Medusa, and she was angry with our parents for some odd reason. (Apparently Annabeth's mom turned her into a snake lady, oops, I don't exactly know what my dad did to make her angry though, not like I can ask nicely when she's trying to kill us) 

So yeah, now were hiding in the Ssstatue (Snake joke, yay) section of the emporuim, surronded by dead people. We were doing fine, came up with a whole plan and everything(*BZZZT* false) and then this guy showed up.

He looked to be a little older than the rest of our group (14-16 maybe?) and wore an interesting outfit. He seemed to have a metal chestplate, with a bird on it, and wore black clothing underneath it. He had black leather boots as well as black gauntlets. He looked like a knight of some sort.(Best thing I could compare him to.) While his outfit was interesting, what was really weird was his hair, it was black with streaks of green, and looked real, unliked dyed hair (Kinda hard to explain.) He looked physically fit, to my knowledge, and exuded a beast-like energy. 

The coolest part/weirdest part about him were his eyes, when he arrived, he looked straight at my direction and waved at me before fighting with the evil snake lady. His eyes GLOWED green and it seemed as though he could stare into my soul. It was a little freaky, but he seemed to mean well, probably. 

Which brings me to the present. All in all, I've had a pretty bad week, so when someone stepped up to fight instead of me, I was quite happy. 

................30 seconds ago, Percy pov............

I'm pretty confident this guy is just messing around. He was playing with Medusa like she was an angry toddler. She would attack, he would dodge almost like if he knew the attack was coming before Medusa did. 

"Oh shit!" 

Pretty sure that isn't a very child freindly word, as my mom slaps smelly Gabe's balding head everytime he says that around me. The fighting guy looks like he just woke up from a nap after saying that, as if he was auto dodging her attacks before. 

"DIE SORCERER!"

He's a wizard? That explains the glowing eyes then, even if he doesn't look like a wizard. 

"I don't think I look like a wizard or act like one though????"

That's what I'm thinking. 

"DIE!"

Angry snake lady doesn't answer and attacks, and in that moment the not wizard seems to focus and prepare for a counter attack, by punching? That's not very wizard like (A/N Bling Bling BANG Born) He then misses as Medusa dodges out of the way, and began to speak.

{Look into my eyesss~}

No, I don't think I will. But the wizard apparently wants to. He slowly starts looking up. Uh-oh, this isn't good! I don't want this guy to die, I start panicking, not knowing what to do when suddenly 

"AHH..mmhh." An arm grabbed my shoulder and I spun around exclaiming before an hand is put over my mouth.

"shhh!.... *its me Annabeth(No shit!, I like that word, It's now added to my vocabulary.) while Medusa is distracted, now is our time to strike!*" says the invisible Annabeth.(I want to be invisible right now too) I nodded pulling the pen out of my pocket. 

{Yesss, give into desire!}

As he starts looking up further he spots Annabeth counting down until when to strike and starts signaling to stop with his left hand held behind his back. So he's acting then?(He's a pretty good one had me worried for a second) Annabeth getting the message stops counting down and waits to see his plan. I also lowered my guard a bit, but not by much. 

{Yesss that's right~.}

His eyes inched every closer to her face and then...

"FUCK YOU!!"

He held up his middle finger and punched her straight in the face, momentarily stunning her. 

"Kid with the ocean smell throw me the sword!" He yelled, I kept on being told that I smell, is it that bad? Also how did he know I have a sword. As I spaced out I noticed Medusa slowly regaining her senses after that mean uppercut, and heard him yell at me again,

"TODAY JR.!" and so I threw him the sword, Riptide I think it was called he grabbed it, positioned himself facing backwards to Medusa, and in a a bright flash of green light, he stabbed himself with the sword?

WHAT THE SHIT?(Please help correct my word usage, I don't really under stand what this word means.)

........,......................end........................

A/N means author's note if you were wondering. Was it good? Were is Grover? Why did Arthur stab himself? find out next time on draggin ballsz 

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