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A wild card in Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

No one expects to be a demi-god, ha well I did, and when I "Regained Corporeal form" after my interdimensional acid trip, I wasn't, instead I was in a EXTREMELY familiar room with the long-nosed pimp master himself, Igor. Shit..... maybe don't go driving during a hurricane next time, dumbass. (SI-oc)

Johnathan_Banks · Anime & Comics
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Walking through a forest until I reach civilization, Challenge impossible??

..........Nameless Forest(???) Time: Day(Morning) Status: Awake.........[Achilles] "Speech"

"Oh shit, my hard *groan*." My entire body felt sore as shit, as if I had done 1000 sit ups, squats, and pushups, as well as a 100km run! [Yeah, no your not ten times Saitama pal, your weakass body can barely handle my a fraction of my total power.] Achilles voice responded in my head in an mocking tone. 

"Fuck you too! It sure as hell wasn't my choice to get iskaied into this shit ass body!" It pissed me off quite a bit that Achilles was giving me shit for something out of my control.

[ I bet you would be surprised to hear that this body is leagues above your old in terms of potential and health in general then huh?] Achilles dropped another important piece of information, is he gatekeeping stuff from me?[Yes]

Ok what was he up to now?[Educating your dumbass so listen the fuck up.] "Excuse me? You literally asked for my input though?" The fact that Achilles was [Me] made this entire convo unsufferable as fuck, I REALLY hoped that this is not how I am seen by other people.

[It is, and nuh uh, I never asked for your input, anyway this new body your in has the potential to surpass your old one by quite a bit, most likely due to it coming from this world anyway which had magical and supernatural elements as shown with your transformation and fight with the hellhound.] Achilles finished explaining in an educative tone. 

I nodded, I definitely followed what he was saying, but that made me curious about a different topic. 

"So, your [Me] right? does that mean everything you talk to me about is information I have stored n my brain?"

[In essence yes, however we are not fully [In sync] with each other yet, so you would not have the same line of thinking as me, as while you can use my abilities and power, you cannot adapt to my mindset fully unless some [Conditions] are fulfilled, which would allow you to completely use all of my power, in simpler terms you can think of me as a different line of thinking from yourself, like a different personality, hence the name [Persona].] Once again Achilles voice resounded in my head. 

"Alright I understand, but what are the conditions on your power? Can you fill me in, it would probably help us ut a lot wouldn't it?" I was genuinely confused as to why he wouldn't explain such an important aspect of my power during the conversation earlier. 

[There are downsides, isn't that a crazy concept huh? If you don't ease into a Persona's abilities slowly, there would be no [you] left only the [Persona], which would give them full control over your body, leading to you becoming [Lost] in the {S#A0$S)lS].] \

"Ah FUCK!...SHIT! DOUBLE FU.....*CRASH*."

The last words that Achilles had told me gave me a killer fucking headache, to the point I could barely think, unfortunately, this caused me to trip on a rock, resulting in me plummeting face first into the ground. 

[Pfft, HAHAHA, that's hilarious, I'm gonna do that again when you least expect it.] Suck it dude. [You wish]

"*groan* Pleas don't..." If this became a common thing I think I might actually die from brain damage. 

I sat up from my,... unfortunate fall, realising I now had a bloody nose. 

"Triple fuck...."

I sighed before standing up and doing a few stretches, and then starting to begin assessing and reflecting on my current situation. 

Part one, died, resurrected, met Igor, Lord of all pimps, gained the power of [Persona] , and ended up in the middle of the woods, not a great start. 

Part two, wandered the Forest until night time, ran into a hellhound and got my ass beat, met Achilles, lord of incels,[Fuck you too], and unleashed my persona[Dog pun? your not slick buddy] Yes I am.

Part three, got my get back against the hellhound, learned more about my persona ability, slept, and here I am now. 

Overall, I had been pretty fortunate so far[Bullshit], And now it was time to walk the forest until I found civilization! YAY! I started walking in a random direction once again.[Hopefully your sense of direction is better than mine.] Sounded Achilles voice which I was going accustomed to rather quickly. 

..............About thirty minutes later...........

I had been walking for thirty minutes, talking with Achilles on the way. He spoke about his stories while he was a solider, and I was. Bored. AS. FUCK![That's not very nice :(] I could here the ringing of Achilles down trodden voice in my head, which angered my even more. No one wants to hear how many people you killed during the war of troy, the only one that even matters is Hektor. [Yeah, I was just about to get to talking about tha.........] 

FUCK MEEEEE! [No, your too skinny and not my type.]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

.....................End of chapter.....................

I had fun writing this chapter, please leave comments, I love reading them. Have a good moring day night afternoon, whatever time it is for ya'll rn, for me though? it's good night.